Major League Adventure
Part 2 "The Girl With the Golden Bass"
Disclaimer: I do not own Lupin the 3rd, FLCL, James Bond (007), or any major league baseball team
(Naota, Haruko and Kamon on an a plane headed to St. Louis. 007 theme music is playing in the background. Naota wakes up and is tied down to his seat.)
Naota: Hey! What the hell am I doing here?
(Haruko hits him on the head with a briefcase and she's wearing a 007 tux. She opens the briefcase and starts a presentation.)
Haruko: Your mission if you choose to accept, is...
(Music suddenly ends)
Naota: I don't want to do a stupid mission Bang
(Haruko shoot Naota with a rubber bullet from a Golden Gun)
Haruko: You don't have a choice O.K! As I was saying, we're taking you to play baseball with the pros in America. We should be there in about twenty minutes.
Naota: But I suck at baseball!
(Lupin pops out from the seat behind them)
Lupin: That's why we got you Haruko; remember?
(Naota has a confused face on)
Naota: What are you doing here! I thought you were on a date!
Lupin: I am, look next to me. (HE points to the seat next to him)
(Fujiko is sitting there and Kamon jumps out of his seat and tries to flatter her)
Lupin: Hey old timer, get away from her
Kamon: But...
(Lupin pulls out his P-38 and points it at Kamon)
Lupin: Now!
(Kamon leaves whimpering)
Naota: That still doesn't explain why you're here.
Lupin: Oh... We have dinner reservations there.