Thanx for the reviews,

Empress: Heck yes! Updates are the leetest! Heck yes! That had nothing to do with your review!

Pinky: you're awesome! MooMoo is cool, and she's not going anywhere, so there might be kickings!

Cool points to the both of you! How bout, 75.77? Sounds about right!

Mr. Dude: I am now the official disclaimer. Kay. Alexia owns nothing! Except Turnip and Chipotopolay, her right and left feet, respectively. Turnip keeps getting in fights, but Chipotopolay is peaceful. So they aren't speaking right now! Once again, this authoress doesn't own Lion King or Napoleon Dynamite!

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"We're hopelessly lost!" Link whined as he sat down on a stump. They had been in the forest for at least a day, though it seemed like years.

"It's not hopeless!" Tani smiled.

"Oh yeah? Why not?" Link questioned

"Well, I still have hope!" she said gleefully. "Plus, I know exactly where we're going. I just can't remember how to get there. Things look so different from down here…"

"Down here? What were you flying recently?" Navi asked sarcastically.

"No, what do you think! What's yer problem! Idiots!" Tani said, sounding like a kid with sweet glasses and a tight 'fro. (Muaha!)

"Don't bring me into this." Link said, looking at the arguing duo. A blanket of annoyance so thick that you could cut it with a Spork hung in the air. Navi was wearing it.

"So that's where you get yer powers…" Tani muttered. Navi glared at her. "Uhm, I mean, never mind."

Link sighed. "Tani, you said something about knowing how to get there?" She smiled.

"Well, not so much me, but MooMoo knows how to get there."

"How's some dumb cow gonna help us get to the temple?" Navi asked, raising one nonexistent brow.

"How's some dumb fairy gonna keep her mouth shut?" MooMoo asked. Link and Navi gave a start.

"Here's a start!" Link said. "How is that cow talking?"

"How is that cow talking?" Navi repeated.

"I mean, is that even physically possible?" Link asked in disbelief.

"I mean, is that even physically possible?" Navi repeated…again.

"Is there an echo in here?" Tani and MooMoo (who will know be known as MM, due to the laziness of the authoress) said at the same time.

"Aaah! The curse of the stoopid echoes has befallen us!" Tani cried.

"Are you alright? Guys, I think she's lost it." MM said.

"Think yer right...wait am I talking to a cow?" Link asked.

"Yes, yes you are." Navi said. "I think we've all lost it."

"Lost what?"

"The pickle of course."

"Okay, okay! Can we please leave now?" MM asked. "I'm flippin hungry, and the forest temple has THE best grass. So let's get a move on, ne?" She looked around. Navi and Tani were throwing things at each other, and Link was asleep on a stump…that was slowly…walking away?!

"Yo!" MM yelled. No one seemed to hear "Yo!" no response. "FRICKIN HELLO!" Link snored loudly, and Tani and Navi stopped their assault. They all looked at the twitching cow.

"Looks like SOMEBODY had some crab grass this morning." Navi muttered.

"Link! You didn't share!" Tani said, sounding hurt. "Link? Where'd he go?" the stump he had been sitting on had scuttled off, carrying Link with it.

"It went that way!" Tani said, pointing at a large boulder. "What a smart stump, putting a boulder in our way…"

MM put up her front left leg. "Leave it to me!" she proceeded to charge, smashing the boulder into many small twigs.

"Guess it wasn't a real boulder. Let's go!" Tani said, picking up a twig and flicking it at Navi.

"Ow! That was my frickin eye!"

"I wasn't aware you HAD an eye!"

"I wasn't aware you had a BRAIN!"

"Oh BURN!" MM yelled. Both arguers looked over to her.

"Ahchoo achoo…I didn…mhuh…crazy…meh" she mumbled incoherently.

Tani shook her head. "We need to find Link!"

"Why do you care?"

"Uhm…" Tani said, "He has all the…food! Yah, that's…yah."

"Uhuh." MM said knowingly.

"What don't youget out of my life and shutup!" Tani said whirling around.

"You know I can't do that. Let's just get to the temple shall we? We're close."

"What about Link?" Navi asked, since Tani decided she didn't care anyomore and she now had to inspec a rather ordinary tree.

"What about him? Hopefully that stump will take him to the temple."

"And if it doesn't?"

"Well, then I'll leave you and Señora Psychopath there, and I'll go find him. Okay?" MM finished, nodding sagely. (hint, hint)

"Sounds like a deal to me." Tani said, rubbing he hands together. There was a malicious glint in her eyes.

"Uh…" Navi gulped. "J-just me and her? Please be there Link. Please be there Link." The fairy began chanting.

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"Alright. We can rest now." MM declared, as Tani fell to the grass.

"Are we there yet?"

"Yup."

"Really?" the girl asked excitedly.

"Yeah. We just have to go through this maze thing, and we're there!"

T-T "Is that ALL we have to do? A maze, then zip?" Tani asked hopefully.

"Well, there actually should be some Wolfos around here, but, come to mention it, I haven't seen any the whole time we've been going through the woods." MM said. Tani sweatdropped.

"Yah…weird… So! Let's get this over with!" Tani said moving towards the entrance of the maze.

"No! Wait!" MM yelled. Too late.

"Aaaaaaaaah!" Tani cried. "There's a big pig-thingy! And it's chasing me!!"

"Idiot. You'd think she'd look first, but nah." Navi said with a sigh. MM and Navi calmly made there way through the maze, since Tani had mowed down every Deku Scrub in her path as she fled from the pig-thing (what are those things called?) MM and Navi knew when Tani ran into a new one, because she announced it with a shriek. By the time they were through, Tani was on top of a hedge, with about 5 pig things walking back and forth under her.

"Hehehe. You alright there? Those things aren't that bad you know." Navi laughed.

"Oh yeah! You haven't seen there king yet! He's up there, and these guys said they're gonna bring me to him! I think he's gonna eat me!" the girlwept in dismay.

"Get her!" Navi yelled. MM gave her a look. "I mean…boo." Navi sighed, trying to forget her short-lived dream of seeing Tani eaten. MM rolled her eyes.

"I know you don't like her much, but we have to get her down."

"I'm not helping."

"Oh yes you are!"

"Oh yeah? Bet you can't make me" Navi said smugly.

"Come o- wait. Did you say bet?" MM asked enthusiastically.

"Yah. Why?" Navi asked cautiously. Now Navi, not having much experience with talking cows, didn't know about how impossible it is for them to turn down a bet.

"Yer on!" MM yelled. Navi gave a small eep as MM leaped up and caught her.

"No fair! I didn't know cows could leap!" Navi complained.

"Boo-hoo. Before you met me, ya didn't know they could talk either! Ha! I win, so give me 100 rupees!" MM said happily.

"WHAT! We didn't even bet 100 rupees!"

"Exactly."

"WHAT!?"

"Look, it says so right…here!" MM said, pulling out the Official Betting Rulebook. "It's official, and it says that 'in any bet in which a specific prize is not determined, the loser of the bet must fork over one hundred (100) rupees.' So hah!"

"You made that up. If that was official, it wouldn't have said 'fork over'." Navi said. MM simply shook her head and pointed to the back cover. Navi read it out loud.

"It says 'This rule book uses official words such as fork, patooie, and cheese-whiz' Fine then!" Navi yelled. "Take yer crummy rupees!" Navi said, tossing MM two 50 rupee pieces.

"Thank you." MM turned to were the pig –things were poking a quivering Tani with their spears. "Ahem. Oh boys! I'll give you one hundred rupees if you leave her alone!"

"So what?" one of them snorted. "If we bring this shrimp to boss, we'll get more than that a piece." MM had fire in her eyes.

"Wanna bet?"

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"That'll teach you to mess with a lady!" Tani yelled after the pig-guys. She looked over to MM, who was surrounded by weapons and armor. "What're you gonna do with all that junk?"

"I dunno. I don't want any of it."

"Then why'd you bet for it?"

"So they would lose and have to give me all of it!! Muaha!" MM laughed evilly.

"Riiiight." Tani said, backing away.

"Oh come on, I'm only kidding. Wanna pick out a weapon?"

"All right." Tani said, though she didn't look as though she believed her. She went over to the pile if junk and dug through it. She pulled out a sling-shot.

"Oh cool! I've always wanted one of these! She yelled, pointing it at stuff. Trees, rocks, random objects. (coughNavicough)

Navi came over. "Hmm. Looks like the one Link had. Weird." Tani ignored her and dug deeper into the pile.

"Neat-o! There's a boomerang too!" she exclaimed. "Sweet!"

"Now I know that was Link's!" Navi yelled, flying over to Tani.

"Finders keepers" Tani said, hugging the items to her.

"Well apparently." MM said. "And it looks like these goons robbed Link. So let's go find him. Hopefully he's not in trouble."

"Kay." Tani said, putting away her new found boomerang and slingshot.

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"So, how we gonna take out this guy?" Tani asked her companions. They were contemplating how to defeat the big pig. (Are ya achin? Yup yup yup. For some bacon? Yup yup yup. He's a big pig! Yup yup. You can be a big pig too! Hoooah!)

"Well, I think the cow here has done enough." Navi said.

"That's Ms. Cow to you!" MooMoo yelled. "If you don't remember, it was my ingenious betting that saved Tani here"

"She's got a point." Tani nodded.

"What good even are you?" MM asked the fairy.

"I, uhm… I can fly over to things so Link can look at 'em! And uhm…shutup!"

"You cannot shutup! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiar!" Tani complained.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" a scream was heard in the distance, stopping the argument.

"I know that scream! It's Link, and he's in trouble!" Navi yelled.

"Where is he Lassie? Lead us to 'im girl!" Tani cooed mockingly.

"Shutup!" Navi said as the group began to move towards where the scream had come from.

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Well! That was officially pointless! It's official! Hehehhehee… sorry it took so long, I am hating school right now, plus I've been playing Harvest Moon a lot. 678 cool points to anyone who likes that game! w00t! But, now my Gamecube is broken! T-T So I can't play! That does give me more time to write…but only if I get reviews!! Oh, and you know what? I went roller blading this day, and now my ankles and wrists really hurt cuz I bit it really hard like 3 times in the rink! And I was like the only kid over 7 who fell that much. Then I got hyper at pizza Hut and raced to the truck and fell. I have big scrapes on my hand, my hip, and both my knees. Well, one knee really has a scratch from when I fell running to the bus the other day…maybe I should stop running towards vehicles. Hmm. Question! What would you trade me for a fox-demon? The current bid is a meal at Blueberry Twist! (I know you guys can do better than that.)