A/N: after seeing " Dinnertime" I just had to write this down!

Summary: Phil uses a gadget to control Keely's every move ( not in that way people!) And makes her think she's is his girlfriend, but what he's trying to do is draw away a boy she has a small crush on. But what happens when her hypnosis wears off?

Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever own Phil of the Future

Part one

Keely and Phil stood by their lockers talking about going to the mall on Saturday.

" Keely I thought I told you, I'm getting sick of the mall."

" I know, I know, but.. I just have to meet some guy there."

" You're meeting someone? Who?"

" Oh.. This guy named Paul. He's single and looking for a girlfriend, and I think he may be the one for me! He's nice, and..oh I'm sorry. So are you okay with this?"

" Yeah. But why do I have to go."

" I need you there for support. You're the only one in this world that knows how to relieve my being nervous around this guy. When I'm around you it's almost like.. I don't know, Like..-"

" Like your in love in with someone?" Phil muttered quietly to himself.

"What? What did you say?"

" Nothing, Nothing. Okay I'll help you."

Keely jumped around and around, and people were starting to give her weird looks.

Keely bent down and hugged Phil, then she gave him a small kiss. It was nothing, almost like a those small kisses you get from grandma, and your aunts. Still Phil felt a litte weird after. Keely must have too, because she walked away nervously.

"Okay, well.. I'll see you tomorrow then! Call me!"

People were now starting to give PHIL weird looks.

Man! Maybe I shouldn't have said that out loud. Maybe I should clear things up right now.

"People! People! That was just a quote from a story that I am writing. It's the part where Sandra and Jason, leave each other at the library. As Jason is going home, he says "Okay, well.. I'll see you tomorrow then! Call me!" So it's just a small act."

Phil looks around and everyone is still giving him weird looks.

" you don't believe me huh?" Everyone starts shaking their heads up and down.

" Ha! Yeah.well I better go, awkward moment."

Phil bolted out of there as fast as he could.

Pim was shaking things in the house.

" I'm never gonna get those tickets! I need some way to get money. A Job? Nah, too much work Curtis arrives in the kitchen with a drawing of a mammoth and a guy with a spear.

"Pim want to hear story?"

" No! I'm trying to think of a way I can raise some money!"

" Okay, a long time ago when the mammoth was still living curtis mother.."

15 minutes later

"...And that's why those dinosaurs were killed."

" Fascinating, now I have to get back to work."

" Curtis tell stories, Pim no like. Maybe Curtis should try and tell stories to other people."

" That's it! I can charge 10 bucks for everyone to see the amazing "Curtis, the caveman storyteller". People will be amazed by your stories! Oh, and instead of saying your name trying say it as if you were someone else and you were talking about you."

The door slammed as Pim walked away happily " I'm gonna get those tickets! YEAH!" she screamed in her dad's face.

Curtis looked around the room as if he missed something.

" What just happen?"

" what should I do?'" Phil said pacing the room.

" you should punch the guy!"

" Tell Him to fall off a cliff"

" Mess up their get-to-together!"

" Tell Keely you love her!"

Phil's clones all talked at once. Phil put a hand to silence them.

" No! No! No! And definitely not!"

" Oh well man your loss." One of the clones reached over and stared playing the drums very badly. VERY badly.

Phil scratched his neck " wow, for clones, you guys sure do look like me, but you don't act and think like me."

The clone that was playing on Phil's drum was getting even worse.

" And, you don't play as good as me either. Will you please stop!"

Phil's clone put the drumsticks down and angrily sat on his bed.

" So, what should I do?"

" How about you use that Hypno500, you can make Keely believe that she is your girlfriend, and then go to the mall."

" Oh I get it so your saying I should disguise Keely and myself as a lovesick couple and try and push that guy away."

" Yep."

" great thanks for the advice!"

Phil zapped them all away, and took out the Hypno500 out of his dresser.

"Well at least I can pretend she's my girlfriend."

The next day, Phil put the hypno500 in his pocket.

Keely was walking up to his house and rang the doorbell. Phil opened the door and before she could say "Hi!", Phil used the hypno500 to hypnotize her. Keely immediately fainted and Phil brought her to the couch.

"When I clap my hands, you will act like Phil Diffy's

girlfriend, and will have no interest in Paul, who is your crush, whatsoever."

Phil clapped his hands. Keely looked up at him and gave him a big, bright, and a little intimidating smile. Phil wanted to know for sure if it worked.

" I'm seeing someone else now. I can't be seen with you anymore!" Phil tried to act as serious as he could, but it was hard, especially if you didn't mean it.

Keely started sobbing at his feet.

"NOO! I thought we were happy being boyfriend and girlfriend!"

" Okay, never mind it was a joke, just a small joke, Ha."

"Okay, let's go to the mall I have to meet some guy there." She swiped a hand over her nose. Phil handed her a tissue.

"Thanks." Keely managed to say. Phil was the first to go outside, but he was lucky, because Keely blew her nose right there on the tissue. Phil rolled his eyes and they set of for the mall.

Pim was felt like she was one-step closer to world-domination.

" Step right up, step right up! The amazing Curtis, the man who tells stories from the past, as if he were actually there!"

Curtis started to tell a story and the whole audience "oooo'd and aweeee'd "

Pim was so busy counting the money, that she didn't know her parents were right behind her.

" PIm? What are you doing? Why is Curtis talking to all those people?"

"Young lady, why is there a ticket stand in the front yard?"

Pim grinned sheepishly at them both. This is going to take a while, so..

Phil and Keely were at the food court at the mall, waiting for Paul to show up. He was over half-an hour late. Now Phil was glad Keely, wasn't in her right state of mind. She would be so sad and disappointed if she was.

" I'm getting tired of this Paul guy to show up. Let's go just go."

"Alright."

Phil followed her outside, but saw Paul flirting with another girl. Phil rolled his eyes and they walked out of there.

Phil, kicked a rock near the curb, and for the first time he didn't know what to do or say. Instead he came up with another idea. This one would be great, it was kind of prank-ish, but he didn't care.

Phil zapped the Hypno500 and said to Keely, " After I turn you around at Paul's front door, you will tell his mom or dad that..he carries weapons at school and gets bad grades!"

That was dumb, oh well..

Phil walked Keely to Paul's front door, and turned her around. She rang the doorbell and Phil watched behind the bushes.

A lady around 40-ish answered the door, and she was wearing a turtleneck blue sweater (even though it wasn't necessary) jeans, and an apron that said " under payed mom". Phil couldn't help but, laugh at that, but he shut up because Paul's mom looked around suspiciously.

" Are you Paul's mom?"

" Yes, who are you?"

" My name is Keely and I have some bad news to tell you about Paul, he-" Phil zapped Paul's mom with the hypno500 and he started to say " When I snap my fingers, you will make plans, because Paul your son is going to be grounded for two months. This is because he stood up another girl at the mall."

Phil snapped his fingers and shut the door in their face. Phil could distinctly hear her say

" So let's see..."

Phil and Keely kept on walking and saw a sign that said " Pickford Barbeque located at the Pickford Park" Phil thought maybe that was a good idea. He told Keely she should go, and immediately said " Yes." Problem was her hypnosis had worn off and she would no longer pretend to be his girlfriend...

Keely and Phil arrived there shortly. Keely couldn't believe Phil asked her to go to the barbeque with him. This was the best thing in the world, besides that virtual date they had, not too far back.

"Keely? Listen I gotta go be alone for a moment, I'll be right back."

"What? We just got here!"

"Yeah, I know but..I have a..ummm..a headache and I need to go somewhere for some medicine, so just stay here, and don't follow me."

"Okay.." Keely was disappointed that he didn't want to tell her.

So being the curious person she is, she followed him anyway.

Phil walked for what seemed like hours. He probably didn't want anyone to know what he was doing and if it was a future gadget, Keely could understand why.

"I don't know what to do. Should I keep on controlling Keely into thinking we are boyfriend and girlfriend? I feel kind of bad putting her under that hypnosis, but it's kind of fun. But's it's also wrong. Oh well..I guess I'll just enjoy the time I have now."

Keely couldn't believe him!

I know why he did that! The stupid jerk, didn't want me to see Paul! He must have told him we were a couple and drove him away! Oh, I am so mad right now. That's fine, it's fine, because if Phil wants me to ACT like his girlfriend, then I will ACT like his girlfriend.

A/n: stop jumping me! I know I have to finish my other story! I'm working on it! Anyways in other news I think we finally got Random voice the perfect job. He's a sports newscaster for Baseball! And it's fine because if anything weird happens, they can turn off the mike, so looks like we wont be hearing from him anymore. Although his voice is so loud you can hear it 100 miles from the stadium.Lol