AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! MY STORY HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY THE EVIL QUOTE & APOSTROPHE GLITCH!!!!!!!!! (DA DA DUM) You all know what I'm talking about. It's the thing where quotation marks & apostrophes look like "& ' ,respectively. If anyone knows how to stop this madness, then for the love of Kaiba, PLEASE review & tell me!!!!! Now then, on to the disclaimer!

Kaiba: (Reading Script) ElfKing doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of it's characters.

If she did, she would......... WTF?!

ElfKing: ;;;;;;

Kaiba: You rotten little pervert!!!!!!!!!!

ElfKing: I've got to run away from Kaiba, (& hopefully catch him :) ) so on with the fic!

P.S. I forgot to warn you, but this fic will change into script format at odd moments.(mainly long conversations.) Also, this chapter is the main reason this fic is rated PG-13.

Seto Kaiba sat in his office and shouted at people. "I thought I told you to get moving or get fired!!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted in his "If I have a heart attack from stress it's all your fault" manner. He blinked & looked around. The employee was gone. So was his office. So was everything. In fact, he was sitting in the middle of a dirt road smack-dab in the middle of nowhere. "What the h-ll? Great, not more of this virtual reality ----. Noah, I'm gonna' flay your -ss like you've never been flayed before! (This was an empty threat, of course. Noah is virtual, so he can't be "flayed") No Noah to taunt him. No random door. Not even a bad memory from his childhood. Nothing. It slowly dawned on Kaiba that this "virtual reality" was too complex to be processed on any computer, including Noah's Virtual Reality SuperComplex™. (A/N I just made the name up ) "If this isn't virtual reality, then what the h-ll is it?" At that outburst, a large pink bubble descended from overhead. "Hello dahling, This the mystical land of Once Upon A Time!!!!!!" (A/N Thank Shrek 2 for that one!)

Kaiba: Who the h-ll are you?!?!?!

???: "Don't be silly, Love. I'm your Fairy Godfather!"

Kaiba: Talk about fairy. (A/N I mean nothing offensive by this!!! )

Fairy Godfather: "You see that castle over there, sweetie? Go to it."

Kaiba: "Go to it?! GO TO IT?!?! I'm not going to fall for that Joan of Arcadia ----!!"

(A/N I don't own Joan!)

Fairy Godfather: Now Honey Bunches, If you don't cooperate, I may do something you'll regret.

Kaiba: WHAT?!?! WTF can you do to ME?!

Fairy Godfather: Now now Sweetums, I do have magic, you know.

Kaiba: Like I care!

Fairy Godfather just gave up at that moment, & zapped Kaiba to the castle.

That's it for now! See you next chappie!

The ElfKing