YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU DBZHOBBIT, NEONICOLE 76, HIEI'S FIANCEE & FANCY NAME NOT AVAILIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: & now I have to read this stupid disclaimer..........................

ElfKing: Yuppers!!

Kaiba: ElfKing does not own any of the copyrighted concepts in this stupid fic.....

ElfKing: Stop saying stupid!

Kaiba: Why?!

ElfKing: Because it's........ stupid.

Kaiba: Now as I was saying, ElfKing doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything, I'll skip the "If she did, she would...." Hey, there's a new section..... Warnings, Swearing, occasional script format, WTF?! "Slight threats of yaoi?! "If that involves me, I'm outta here!

ElfKing: Maybe, maybe not. (Haruko grin)

Kaiba: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight......................

Seto Kaiba was sitting in the dirt in front of a large tower. "D-mn that fairy.... Why the hll is there so much dirt in places like this!?" He got up & started to brush himself off. "'Ey! What are you doing at the witch's castle?" Said a large, stupid-looking man with a thick cockney accent.

Kaiba: I have no idea what any of this ---- means...........

Guard: What was that thing you said? It sounded foreign.

Kaiba: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy................................................................

Guard: Listen buddy, you'd best be on your way, or you might be leaving here missing something you'd rather keep, if you get my meaning.

With this, the guard nudged Kaiba with one gigantic, hairy arm. At this point, Kaiba had a choice: He could try & outsmart the guard, or he could just bust out a couple of his jujitsu moves. He knew that outsmarting the guard would have

been easy, but he just wasn't in the mood. Five minutes later, the guard was lying facedown in the dirt. (See? More dirt!)"Kaiba left the guard where he lay &

figured he'd best be on his way. That is, he would have figured that, if he had any clue what "his way" was. "So WTF am I supposed to do now?!" A large pink bubble began to float towards him. "Oh great, just what I needed......."

"Glad to know I'm loved, dear."

Kaiba: Loved?! LOVED?! Is this the yaoi bit?!

ElfKing: Not quite.......

Kaiba: What are you doing here? I thought you were the author.

ElfKing: Oops, Hehehe ;;;;;;;....... (disappears)

Kaiba: TT

FGF: Oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

Now that we've gotten over that little fiasco, I need you to do me a few little favors...

Kaiba: Why couldn't I have a fairy godmother like a normal protagonist?

I could even have a paif of fairy godparents, like that Turner kid, but nooooo........

(A/N Thank Neonicole 76 for that one!)

FGF: ...........& wash the dishes. M'k?

Kaiba: NO.

FGF: WHAT?!?! Well then, I won't tell you what to do. Hmph!

Kaiba was suddenly in the mood for outsmarting.

Kaiba: If you don't tell me what to do, I can't do it.

FGF: Huh?

Kaiba: You are the one who wanted me to do this, right?

FGF: Ummmmm, yeah.

Kaiba: Then you'd better tell me what to do so I can do it. (Thinking: I love logic!)

FGF: OK, OK, you win! I'll tell you what to do next!

Kaiba:

FGF: Go to the top of the tower.

Bwa ha ha!! I love evil cliffhangers! Pwease review & you'll join the ranks of the mighty! (NOT) All flames will be used to roast the flamer's favorite charries!

See you next chappie!

The ElfKing