It's me again!! I got more reviews! The Ranks of the Mighty remain the same, though. (They only change when I get a new reviewer or someone asks for a certain rank.) I apologize for the seriousness of the last chapter, I've been reading a lot of strange/sad manga, & I think it affected my writing style for a little while. I'm back to normal now, (hopefully) So on with the shallow humor!!

Oh BTW, Did anyone spot the second crossover? (Heck, most people probably didn't spot the first one!) If you did, tell me in a review & you will get HONORABLE MENTION!!!!!!!!!! (bonus points to anyone that can also tell me what it's from!) Also, I might have figured out how to stop the (DA DA DUM) EVIL QUOTE & APOSTROPHE GLITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a few theories, so I'll begin experimentation!

Experiment 1:

If that appeared as a quotation mark, this spells success!! (actually this spells "this".) If not, a new experiment will be in the next chapter! Oh well, on to the disclaimer!!

Kaiba: (in chains w/ clothing all ripped & stuff) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT MORE DISCLAIMERS!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

ElfKing: (in executioner/dungeon warden's outfit w/ scary S&M whip) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! YOU WILL READ DISCLAIMERS UNTIL YOUR EYES BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: (under his breath) I'm not far from it, judging by the content of some of these things.

ElfKing: (brandishes scary weapons) What was that?

Kaiba: 00 Nothing, nothing at all. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

ElfKing: Just get on with the disclaimer, or it's the rack for you, bubba.

Kaiba: ulp! umm, ElfKingofDemons doesn't own any copyrighted things in this fic.......

ElfKing: (prods him with scary-looking instrument ) Get on with it!

Kaiba: Warnings: script format, swearing, yaoi...... Wait a minute, not even "slight yaoi"?

ElfKing: Nope.

Kaiba: D-mn!!!!!

ElfKing: Wrap it up, buddy.

I've got 5 more innocent people to torture before my lunch break.

Kaiba: TT I'll skip the usual "If she did, she would...." part......

ElfKing: (Shuffles around nervously & looks for censor guy) Right, hehe...

Ranks of the Mighty: (break through wall) Ta da!! We're here to save you, Kaiba!!

ElfKing: What are you talking about? You were the ones that caught him in the first place!

Mighty Ranks: Oh. (sit down in a corner to watch.)

Lucifer: Come on, torture him! Wait, what am I doing here?

Rabid Lucifer Fangirls: Eeek, Lord Lucifer!!!!! Catch him, catch him!!!!

Lucifer: O.O

Kaiba: What more could you want with him? All the guy ever wears is chains anyway.

ElfKing: Eeek, Lord Lucifer!!! (jumps on him)

Lucifer: TT Why me?

Rabid Lucifer Fangirls: TT He's ours!

ElfKing: No way!!! I actually caught him in Demikids!!

RLF's: Dmn Demikids! Tell us how to summon him or we'll take him by force!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ElfKing: Never!! Anyway the incense recipe involves illegal substances.............

RLF's: O.O

Kaiba: O.O

Mighty Ranks: O.O

Lucifer: O.O

ElfKing: Lucifer, even you're stunned? Didn't you smell it?

Lucifer: Well, I did feel a little light-headed that last time......

Flashback: (Lucifer dancing on a summoning table in a cheerleader outfit singing the Oscar Meyer theme song & knocking down all the odd instruments[& you don't even want to know what ElfKing was doing])

RLF's: (Drool over Lucifer in flashback.)

ElfKing: Why'd ya have to relive that flashback out loud?!

Lucifer: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

(Aminozes come out & drag Lucifer away)

RLF's: Waaaaaa!!! Wait for us!!!!!

Kaiba: With all the ruckus, I can probably escape right now!

ElfKing: (Grabs Kaiba by the collar) Who says "ruckus" anymore?

Bakura: The Yogurt of doom is trying to steal my accent!!!!!!!!!

(A/N this is the Bakura that most people refer to as "Ryou". [in other words, the Hikari] The Bakura that most people refer to as "Bakura" [the Yami] will henceforth be referred to as Baku)

Ranks of the Mighty: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Yogurt of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

(start running around in circles)

Bakura: I love my accent!!!! Save me Mr.Fluffykins!!!!!!!!!

Giant Pastel Stuffed Platypus: Bakura, It's me, Mr.Fluffykins!! We must stop the Yogurt of Doom!!!!!

Tea: With the power of Love & Friendship!!!!!

ElfKing: (lets go of Kaiba) DIE PINK-WEARING B-TCH!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: (starts crawling towards the door) Yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranks of the Mighty: (stop screaming & running around) Oh no you don't!!! (grab Kaiba)

Kaiba: TT Why me?

Ranks of the Mighty: Because ElfKing said so, now shut up & be tortured!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: TT

Yogurt of Doom: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL ALL BE MY SLAVES & I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! (under breath) Just as soon as I get a lovely accent just like the white-haired girly boy..........(sigh)

Mr.Fluffykins: DIE EVIL YOGURT OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yogurt of Doom: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Godzilla-like battle ensues between Yogurt of Doom & Mr.Fluffykins while everyone else watches & eats popcorn)

Merlin: Cut it out.

Everyone: (Immediately stop what they're doing & obey Merlin's Almighty Common-Senseyness)

Merlin: Now, rushing into battle without thinking is not the way to solve things...

ElfKing: (glares & makes neck-twisting motions with her hands) :(

Merlin: Alright ElfKing, it works sometimes...

ElfKing: (taps foot & glares some more) :(

Merlin: 9.9 Oh, Alright, it works pretty much all the time but this time is special, O.K.?

ElfKing: (nods eagerly) nn

Merlin: O.K. then, now that that's over with, we can solve this mess once & for all. Now, Yogurt, you want to take over the world, right?

Yogurt of Doom:........right.....

Merlin: Come on, don't be shy. But you haven't tried yet, why not?

Yogurt of Doom: (bursts into tears) Because I don't have a prettyful accent like yours & the white-haired girly boy!!!!!!!!!! sob

Bakura: Hey, I'm not a girly boy!!!!!! (starts crying)

Mr.Fluffykins: There, there. We all know you're not, right everyone?

Everyone: Ummmm...... (shuffle around)

Mr.Fluffykins: RIGHT EVERYONE?!?! (DEATH GLARE) :(

Everyone: ;;;;;;;;;;;;; Of course you're not!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Yay!!

Merlin: Yogurt, that was a very mean thing to say. Bakura is not a girly boy. coughyeah rightcough I think you should apologize.

Yogurt of doom: (backs down in the face of the Almighty Common-Senseyness)

I'm sorry, White-haired one.

Merlin: Now then, I think I know how to solve this. Yogurt, if you want to have a British accent, you should spend the rest of your life in an English speech-therapy place. Sound good?

Yogurt of Doom: Yes! (skips merrily off to England)

Mr.Fluffykins: Rejoice!!! The Yogurt of Doom has been felled!!!!!!!!

Bakura: I want to go home, Mr.Fluffykins!

Mr.Fluffykins: (lifts Bakura into his arms, nuzzles him gently & carries him off into the sunset.)

Kaiba: Did I just see......

ElfKing: .....Interspecies.......

All: YaOi?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kaiba: (hurls)

Everyone Else: (run off to take shower)

Kaiba: Wait for me!!! (runs off to take shower)

Well that was....... Weird. I must have been really messed up on the sugar on this one. Pweas don't report this innocent wittle chappie! The rules never said anything about disclaimer chapters, did they? (That's 'cause I'm the only one that's stupid enough to think of one ) BTW, Merlin is the Almighty Englishman Who Can Solve Anyone's Problem & looks about thirtysomething with glasses & a ponytail in this fic, an Aminoz looks like a little midget Tea with a heart-shaped hat & cheerleading outfit & is from Demikids, Demikids is the best game for the Game Boy Advance in the entire world, Lucifer is a TOTAL

BISHIE in Demikids & he joined my party when I beat the game! I sincerely hope that no Satanists were insulted by that bit, (I'm a Satanist myself, after all) & one more thing, the idea of Mr.Fluffykins being a platypus was inspired by one of my friend's plush platypuses, Rex. R&R, Flames will be used in the usual manner. See you next chappie!!

The ElfKing