I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Hurrah hurrah! The reason I was gone so long in the first place was because my computer finally breathed it last breath TT (It was old & worthless though) So finally I have a new computer! (Does happy dance) Now that I have the power of authoress once more, let's make Kaiba read the disclaimer & give us ice cream!

Kaiba: TT Why torture me?

ElfKing: Because you taste good. :9

Everyone: OO

ElfKing: Heh heh heh, Did I just say that? (Disappears)

Kaiba: --; Moving right along……

ElfKing: (Holds up a picture of Kaiba in a dress) I won't blackmail if you won't blackmail. :)

Kaiba: OO Where the h-ll did you get that!

ElfKing: (Shifty eyes) Internet…..

Everyone: OO

ElfKing: What?

Everyone: OO

ElfKing: I didn't go there on purpose!

Everyone: Phew

ElfKing: if anyone wants to know.

Pegasus: runs towards laptop

ElfKing: OO Ooooooookkaaaaaayyyyyy…….. Anyhoos, on with the fic!

Kaiba: Thank Ra.

Seto Kaiba had been wandering for five days now. FIVE FRICKIN' DAYS! If he didn't find that d-mn princess soon……. …………..we interrupt this program due to censorship of extreme violence & language………..Please bear with us……… Kaiba kicked the dirt in one last burst of frustration. "Ho there, Good Sir! What my ye be doing in this place, pray tell?"

Kaiba: I'm trying to get out of here….. Wait, WTF did you just call me?

: Good Sir, what language doth thou speakest?

Kaiba: Oh, not this again………..

: What mayest the matter be?

Kaiba: Just who the h-ll are you?

: I am the Good Sir Knight (not important)!

Kaiba: Whatever, moron.

Good Sir Knight: How dare ye! En garde!

Kaiba: Oh holy ----……..

GSN: Praying to your heathen gods won't help you! Draw your weapon!

Kaiba: I wasn't praying, I was swearing. And I don't have a weapon.

GSN: Alas, I cannot harm an unarmed man! Be on your way……

Kaiba: Heh, got out of that pretty quick…..

And he continued walking onwards. And walking. And walking. "I….Hate….My…..Life," he huffed, struggling to take one more step. His $500 suit was ripped & covered in dirt, his paten leather shoes were all scuffed, & he had numerous scrapes due to walking through brambles. When he thought all was lost, he saw upon the horizon a tiny, one-horse town, lights in the windows casting a glow like that of a company of angels. "Bah. If this is actually considered a town, I'm a monkey's uncle." Kaibsy wasn't a very religious man. He crawled up to the gate, banging on it with his fists. "If those morons don't let me in, there is soooo gonna be h-ll to pay…" The gate swung open on its own. "Well, that's a little odd. But then again, who the heck cares!" And he staggered into the town.

Muhaha! Evil cliffy time! I know it was a short chappie, but I just thought that here would be a good place to end it, is all.

Kaiba: Well, at least I get off work early…….

ElfKing: You forgot to bring us ice cream! Forgot about that, didn'tchya? ;P

Kaiba: Muttering I hate these people……

As you probably know by now, anyone who reviews gets a free ticket to the Ranks Of The Mighty™! And flamers, well, I haven't gotten a flame yet, perhaps due to my copious threats, but you know what will happen to you if you do flame me. Smacks baseball bat into her palm menacingly Anyhoos, good ta be back, see ya next chappie!

The ElfKing