Well...yay, this story has gotten past chapter 2, oh boy!

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AGodofIrony-Yes...yes there will BWAHAHAHA...err whoops, lost the happy, but the happys back! Anyway just to name a few...Fire Emblem, Fairly Odd Parents (humorous stuff!), Earthbound, Kirby, an EXTREMELY brief visit to the Lord of the Rings, Dragon ball Z...only cause I hate it (sorry but I do) and probably...alot more.

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Alright, on with the fic.

Disclaimer-Hey I don't own any of this that's not mine.

Sheba looked at Ivan strangely, before reading his mind. "IVAN CHAN, why do you have on that guy's clothes, you look just like him!"

"I look just like him, eh?"

"Yes, go get back in your travel clothes! It's creepy!"

The old woman named Pinako was suddenly behind the two. "Don't worry about it, Edward has a ponytail."

Al shifted uncomfortably in his seat, before making a noise, "Err, no he doesn't. Winry got mad at him last week, and I joked to her about his ponytail...and she took it to heart and gave him a haircut..." he said, the memory of Edwards heart broken sobs still racking his memory. As Pinako went to congratulate her granddaughter, Isaac began discussing alchemy with Al, since Ed hadn't woken up yet.

"Al, I heard you mentioning something about a circle to trigger the alchemy here."

"Yes, we'll be providing you with a notebook with details as how to make it."

"Well what about the philosophers stone?"

"Well... alchemy is all about equivalent exchange. If you have the philosophers stone, you can give less to get more... the owner won't have to use equivalent exchange."

"What about your body and Ed's arm and leg."

"...Equivalent exchange for trying to revive our mother."

"Sound like an uncomfortable topic."

"It is."

"Well... How did Ed get so short?"

"He just doesn't grow."

"Makes sense. Just one more question, will you show me a bit of you guys alchemy?"

"Only if you show me and my brother some alchemy."

"Throw in a few of these muffins and you've got a deal."

As Ivan changed, Ed stretched in his bed languriously. Leaving his coat behind, he clomped down the stairs. Upon seeing his brother, Al squealed like a litte girl. "BROTHER, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS!"

"Let me guess you've discovered a secret to these peoples alcehmy that will get our bodies back to normal."

"Well...yeah...and this guy with the spiky red hair has eaten THIRTY FOUR of pinako's muffins, not to mention Winry's cooking!"

"Whoa...is he still alive?"

Ed was promptly smacked with a wrench, as Winry scowled. As Ed sat down, rubbing his head, he looked at the eight adepts. "Well, let's see your alchemy." he said, before beginning to stuff his face. "Bring your breakfast outside brother, Isaac and Felix are going to show us some earth alchmey, or as they call it, psyenergy." As Ed, picked up his plate following Al, he muttered into a forkfull of eggs, "I think this is a bunch of crap."

The entire town had been standing out on the lawn across from the Risen bool bus station. The man sitting inside the booth was staring blankly at all of the people. It seemed that everyone wanted to see what the funnily dressed strangers were doing. Felix stepped back, allowing Isaac to go first. The venus adept held up a hand, concentrating with a seemingly practiced ease, a clump of earth rising from the ground, before vines sprouted from the ground, ensnaring the ball, compliments of Felix. Jenna stepped forward, holding a hand up, as a blast of flames incinerated the vines, grabbing the earth as it slowly melted into a ball of magma. Piers put both hands on the ground, before glowing slightly, a small trickle of water seeping up, before a large fountain of water spouted up. Garet held up a hand pointing at the still floating, ball of magma, a ball of heated fire energies gathering, as Mia stood beside him, sending a torrent of water at the magma, as Piers directed his fountain to strike it, a hissing of steam sounding, as clouds began to gather over head. Ivan and Sheba were standing shoulder to shoulder, hands raised above their heads, before bringing them down simultaneously, as Garet hurled the ball of plasmic fire at the giant ball of earth. As the fire and lightning struck simutaneouly with a loud peel of thunder, the ball exploded in a shower of sparks and clods.

The townspeople looked on in wonder, standing in silence as the adepts finished their performance. Suddenly a guy stood up trembling, "THEY'RE DEMONS, RUN FER THA HIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLS!" The people of Risenbool ran fer 'tha hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllls' in angry mob form. As their dustcloud began receding up tha hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllls, Ed walked over his mouth hanging opwn, as he handed them a slip of paper with a transmutation circle on it. Suddenly a voice sounded in each of the adepts heads. Fifteen minute warning till transfer, better get your thgings! Oh by the way, I can't hear you, it's me Kraden, and this is reverse mind reading, courtesy of the wise one. Oh, fourteen minutes now. Hurry now!

After thirteen minutes of thing gathering and pretty much running around crazily, the adepts were finally gathered together. Ed gave them a copy of the search for the philosophers stone, along with various transmutation circles. Suddenly the time was up. Kraden had activated the device, and bolts of static kinetic energies suddenly began to strike around them, until they were pulsing, as if some bizarre cage. They seemed to stretch and flatten out, until only a thin line was all that remained of them. The line sucked into itself, leaving a small hole in reality, that quickly filled itself in with a shockwave, blowing away the roof of the bus station.

A few minutes later a man came to relieve the current worker. As one clocked in and the other clocked out, the one clocking in siad, "Rough shift eh Ed?"

"Little dull."

"Slow day?"

"Sure is Cledus."

With that, Cledus resumed Ed's spot in the roofless bus station, looking bored.

As the adepts traveled, the small journalish book suddenly dissapeared. "Hey what happened?" said Isaac, "If we're doin this we're doin it for some kinda reason, I'm just kinda...T.O.'d!" Jenna proceded to smack him in the back of the head. "Get over it, you pansy!" suddenly Kraden's voice was in their heads, among any others that could be residing. I have them, so quit panicking you pansy. Jenna proceded to smile smugly, "Pansy"

Suddenly the adepts vision began to shimmer, as a landscape began to appear. They landed in a snow covered drift, slowly hovering just above the powdery landscape's surface, before landing in the freezing place. Garet took the front with Mia, while Jenna took the rear with Piers, the Mercury adepts keeping the current blizzard at bay, while the Garet cut a path into the banked snow, and Jenna was continuosly casting the lightest amont of psyenergy to keep them all warm.

"Hey, a building!" shouted Ivan and Sheba simultaneously. Their job was to keep a lookout, while Isaac was sulking about being a blonde haired pansy, and Felix being useless, as of having no other job. Suddenly they heard shouting voices. Some sounded victorious, other sounded drunk, one sounded extremely terrified (THE PINK HAIRED DEVIL HERSELF IS OUT TO GET ME!). Suddenly a twin jet of blazing flames narrowly missed Garet's feet. "HALT, you shall go no futher without being identified with our lords!"

eheheheheh, Non Poisonous cookies to guess where we are noooooow.