Sue: Konnichi'wa, minna! Me here. Me, as in Sue, and Sue as in—
Hiei: Do you really think they care?
Sue: Whatever. Anyways, good news!
Kaiba: You're dying and will not show up tomorrow because you've been placed in the ICU with
a terminal disease?
Sue: (snorts) Don't you wish. I'm gonna be on the computer almost every day, so chapters will be
flying in at the speed of Hiei!
Kurama: Nice analogy.
Sue: Arigato, Kurama-kun! I've decided to put disclaimers back in because they're soooooooooo fun!
Hiei: Don't you think if she owned Yu Yu Hakusho…or anything for that matter, that she'd be on
the six o' clock news, laughing maniacally, screaming, " You can't put me in jail, cuz I'm the great
Nikore, owner of all you minions!"?
Kaiba: She does that anyways. I saw her cousin on an episode of cops.
Sue: What's Billy up to now! Nevermind. Kurama, Hiei, do yo' thang.
Hiei: Yo', yo', yo', I'm busta rhyme here!
Kurama: Peace up, A-town down!
Hiei: You pimps sure you'd wanna let Sue have anythang? With a mind like dat ass like that, all the
fella say, Dang!
Kurama: She ain't fine!
Sue: Hey--!
Hiei: All them lawya's in New York done sent her to da judge, for copy right infringements, but
only cuz of grudge! So she's learned outta shame, puttin' us unda th' correct autha's name!
Lil Jon: YEAH!
Sue:….that sucked.
" Yuusuke!" Uki screamed, and hugged the boy again. He laughed, unbelievingly, and lifted the girl
up in his arms, making her chuckle.
" I always regretted that I was small enough for you to do that," she said, but her tone was one of
a joke.
" Urameshi!" a voice shouted out, and the boy instantly let go of Uki. She turned to see who had
interrupted their reunion. He was unnaturally tall, and wore curly orange hair piled on the top of his
head. He had a squashed face and brown eyes that told he was overly confident in himself. He ran
up to the two and took in the sight of the two, instantly assuming the worst. " You're two timin'
Yukimura, ain't ya?" he demanded, and Yuusuke burst out laughing. He held his stomach as Uki
dropped out of his arms, also looking amused.
" Look, whoever you are, one, EWWW, and two, I'm his cousin!" she shouted over Yuusuke's
laughing. A look of mixed surprise and dawning realization hit the boy's pug-like face. Yuusuke
sighed heavily and sat up, just for Uki to be catapulted to the side by a white blur.
" I SWAER ONE DAY YOU ARE GOING TO DRIVE ME TO MY UNTIMELY DEMISE,
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WILL FIND A WAY, WHETHER FROM
HEAVEN OR HELL, I WILL FIND A WAY TO COME BACK AND BEAT THE LIVING
SHIT OUT OF YOU! WHAT IN THE SEVEN RINGS OF HELL MADE YOU DECIDE TO
JUST MERRILY SKIP OFF DOWN THE WOODED PATH TO A SHINTO SHRINE IN THE
MIDDLE OF TOKYO WITHOUT TELLING ME, OR CALLING ME, OR LEAVING A
NOTE! I WAS SO WORIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN LAYING IN A DITCH IN
YOKOHANA FOR I KNEW, AND NO ONE SAW YOU GO INTO THE APARTMENT OR
ANYTHING!" the white blur, which turned out to be Ai once she had stopped moving, demanded
in such a shrill voice that Uki was positive that her ear drums had been blown out. She straddled
Uki's hips, hands pushing her twin's shoulders back against the ground, panting for air.
" Ai-jou…can't…breathe!" Uki wheezed, and Ai rolled to the side, letting the girl up. Uki rubbed
the sides of her shoulders, looking across at Ai, who returned the glance as a heated glare.
" Well?" Ai demanded once again, and Uki sighed.
" It's gonna take a while to explain. Can we go inside?" At that moment, Yuusuke's presence was
remembered, and Ai threw herself at the teenager, embracing her cousin.
" Konnichi'wa, 'Suke-kun!" she smiled, and he smirked.
" I see you two haven't changed."
Sue: A little shorter, but….The whole YYH explanation you all have been waiting for is coming up
in the next chapter, I promise!
Hiei: Like your promises are of any worth.
Sue: Shut up. I noticed I've been getting a lot more hits than reviews, and I would like to
encourage some of you to leave ideas, encouragements and even flames, because the only way an
author can achieve perfection is if those who read her work help mold her into something better.
Sayonara!
