A/n: Ok...i dont know a thing about Pepper spray! Other than the obvious! lol. I dont know what the effects are, I just know it stings or hurts or whatever. And im pretty sure they didnt have it in this particular time setting...but in this story they do! And I also refer to it as mase, becuz i think thats another name for it...and please reveiw! thanks
~TC
PS-near the end the lines are actually taken right out of the movie. for the complete TTT script go to: , and im sorry this chapter isnt as long as id hoped. I think its only about four pages or so :( but its ALL Helm's Deep, except maybe the last couple sentences.
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"MC, why are we doing this?" TC asked, a feeling of dread taking her over as the battle commenced.
"Because it's fun!" MC replied, sincerely overjoyed.
"You think getting our heads cut off will be...fun?"
"No, but the events leading up to that will be!" MC fingered her pocket, grinning wickedly.
"How do you know what those events will be?"
"Dude! This is battle! How can we NOT have fun?"
"Easy." TC muttered to herself as a rope with a hook on the end flew up and caught on the wall in front of them. They backed up as a ladder was pulled up and a Uruk appeared over the edge.
"Now it's our time to fight!" MC grabbed her sword to stab the creature, but before she could, it fell dead, pierced with an arrow. MC quickly turned to find Legolas had shot it. "That one was mine!" MC screamed angrily. Legolas smiled back, satisfied with himself. Then a Uruk head flew at Legolas, hitting him in the face and knocking him down. TC was looking shocked, the rest of the Uruk's body at her feet.
"I actually killed one!" she said, surprised, then looked at MC. "I killed one before you did!" TC jumped as an arrow flew dangerously close to her head. Legolas got back up and began shooting at the Uruk-hai.
"Hey Elf!" Gimli yelled as he decapitated a Uruk. "That's my second kill!"
"I'm on nineteen!" Legolas replied happily and shot two more. "Twenty one!"
TC and MC were doing rather well. Then TC lost her sword. She'd attempted to use her right hand (since a Uruk was coming up on her right side), and naturally, the sword flew (though TC was pretty sure she'd seen it land in the head of a Uruk). It worked out rather well though, because MC had the pepper spray Galadriel had given her, so she let TC use her sword. Their plan had been that MC would spray the Uruk-hai with her mase, and TC would finish them off with her sword. However, for some reason, the pepper spray killed the Uruk-hai when sprayed in their eyes. MC couldn't decide which fate she liked delivering better, a bloody one, or one that caused the Uruks faces to burn. Therefor she traded weapons with TC every few minutes.
MC caught a glimpse of Merry as he was fighting. She couldn't look away, he just looked so hott...
He, after a few minutes (TC had to fight off all the Uruks that came after MC. She'd tried several times to snap her friend out of her trance, to no avail), looked over and saw MC. They began walking towards each other. When they reached, their lips met, and did not part. Aragorn and TC both saw this and headed towards them.
"You guys!" TC screamed. "This is REALLY a horrible time to do that!" Aragorn pulled MC away from Merry. Without thinking, the hobbit quickly sprayed him with the pepper spray. She and Merry carried on with their previous activity. Aragorn was on the ground, rubbing his eyes, screaming in agony. Luckily, the mase did not do to him what it did to the Uruk-hai. "Oh my gosh! For once, it WASN'T me!" TC said joyously, laughing at the sight of the ranger. She then proceeded to steal MC's pepper spray and sprayed at the two hobbits. MC was unaffected, Merry, however, was not. MC quickly took her mase back and TC ran over to help Pippin. MC began rubbing Merry's eyes in an attempt to help him, but only rubbed it in more, making it worse. Merry fell to the ground and began rolling around, screaming in agony. MC stood guard over him, holding the mase menacingly, daring the Uruks to approach her. Spraying those who accepted the challenge.
"Hello, I was just wondering why you guys are fighting?" TC asked a Uruk that was charging at her and Pippin. "You don't have to, you know! Why can't you just be a peadefu--WHOA!" TC and Pippin ducked to avoid the blow the Uruk sent their way. "Now that wasn't nice!"
"TC!" Pippin yelled, aggrivated, "I REALLY don't think it's trying to be NICE at the moment!"
"Why not?"
Pippin put up his sword to block another blow from the Uruk, then stabbed it, then cut it's throat. "Gee, maybe because they're a breed that's bred for war!"
"Maybe they don't wanna fight though."
"I THINK THEY DO!"
"How would you know?" TC asked as they continued battling the evil creatures.
"Oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that they initiated this battle?"
"That doesn't mean they wanted to!"
"They're lookin' pretty happy about it!"
"MY EYES!" Merry screamed, still rolling about on the ground.
"Aragorn!" MC yelled (Aragorn had recovered from his brush with the mase, and was now fighting again, though his eyes were a bit red and puffy).
"LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW!" Aragorn yelled back. "HE'S GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT HIMSELF!"
"I see a bright light!" Merry whispered, no longer rolling around, his eyes red and bloodshot.
"NO! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!" MC screamed. Then an idea hit her. She could wash his eyes out! But with what...one thing came to mind. Spit. She spit on her hands and rubbed Merry's eyes. He blinked, then looked at MC, not sure whether to be angry or happy.
"I can't believe you just spit in my EYES!"
"But you aren't in pain from the pepper spray anymore, right?"
"No, I'm not...but you spit in my eyes! That's SICK!"
"LEGOLAS! STOP HIM!" Aragorn yelled to the Elf. A kamikaze Uruk was running towards the base of the wall with an explosive. Legolas began shooting arrows at it. "LEGOLAS! TAKE HIM DOWN!"
"I'm trying!" Legolas yelled back. He did not succeed, and the Uruk blew out most of the wall in that area. "great!" The Uruk-hai quickly began entering through the gap in the wall. Some of the fighters went down to defend, others went to defend from the outside. The hobbits included in the latter group. TC attempted to clear the last eight steps and fell flat on her face. Legolas was surfing down the steps behind her on an orc sheild, and surfed right on top of her.
"THANKS!" She yelled sarcastically, getting up, covered in mud. She began running at Legolas, MC's sword raised up menacingly.
"TC!" Aragorn yelled. "Right now, go after the Uruk-hai! If you wanna attack Legolas afterwards that's fine! But NOT NOW!" TC sent him a quick glare, then (for the first time ever), did what she was told. After about half an hour, Theoden called for them to all retreat back into the keep. The fight was hopeless. The Uruk-hai were pounding against the door with a huge wooden pillar. The door began to break. Theoden turned to Aragorn.
"How long do you need?" Aragorn asked.
"As long as you can give me!" Theoden told him. Aragorn grabbed Gimli and they rushed out a side door. Immediately the people inside began bracing the door. Before they put the last brace up Theoden yelled for Aragorn and Gimli to come back in. "I forfeit. The fortress is taken."
"But you said it would not be taken as long as we were here to defend it!"
"Look!" Gimli pointed out. "We lasted the night!" He pointed to the window, the sun was rising. Then Aragorn remembered what Gandalf told him before he'd left.
"Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn look to the East. "
"Ride out with me!" Aragorn said to Theoden.
"For what?"
"For Rohan!"
"Yes! The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time!"
Gimli ran up and blew the horn as Aragorn and Theoden and Legolas rode out, Merry riding with Legolas, MC with Aragorn (they'd begged to come). They rode across the bridge and knocked the Uruk-hai out of the way. TC and Pippin were nowhere to be found. Gandalf appeared at the top of the hill, on Shadowfax. Eomer rode up next to him, and the rest of the army. Gandalf and the others with him rode down the hill into the army of Uruk-hai, and began battling them. Aragorn, Legolas, Theoden, and the two hobbits began attacking them as well.
TC and Pippin were located just then, due to their screams. TC's were screams of excitement. Pippin's were fear. They were mounted on Legagorn (Pippin still wasn't sure of why he let TC talk him into this). The warg was running down the bridge, TC and Pippin slashing at the Uruks. Legagorn was biting at the Uruks as well.
"BET YOU'RE SORRY YOU BRED THESE NOW!" TC laughed psychotically, scaring even Pippin. With the combination of the new Army of Men, Aragorn, Theoden, Legolas, MC and Merry, and a warg all fighting them, the Uruk-hai quickly retreated.
"The Battle for Helm's Deep is over, but the war for Middle Earth is about to begin." Gandalf said as the hobbits, elf and two men joined him. Aragorn, Gandalf, and Merry noticed TC's new mount. "What is THAT doing here?" Gandalf demanded.
"Let her keep it." Legolas quickly told him. "It's tame, I guess, and she won't have to ride with you."
"Legagorn won't do anything unless I tell him to!" TC said, proudly.
"Legagorn?" Aragorn asked, not looking too happy.
"Oh yeah," Legolas said. "You'll LOVE to hear how she got that name..."
A/N: Hey I have 25 reviews right now! If I get 6 more I'll tie my last reveiw record (hint hint)
~TC
PS-near the end the lines are actually taken right out of the movie. for the complete TTT script go to: , and im sorry this chapter isnt as long as id hoped. I think its only about four pages or so :( but its ALL Helm's Deep, except maybe the last couple sentences.
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"MC, why are we doing this?" TC asked, a feeling of dread taking her over as the battle commenced.
"Because it's fun!" MC replied, sincerely overjoyed.
"You think getting our heads cut off will be...fun?"
"No, but the events leading up to that will be!" MC fingered her pocket, grinning wickedly.
"How do you know what those events will be?"
"Dude! This is battle! How can we NOT have fun?"
"Easy." TC muttered to herself as a rope with a hook on the end flew up and caught on the wall in front of them. They backed up as a ladder was pulled up and a Uruk appeared over the edge.
"Now it's our time to fight!" MC grabbed her sword to stab the creature, but before she could, it fell dead, pierced with an arrow. MC quickly turned to find Legolas had shot it. "That one was mine!" MC screamed angrily. Legolas smiled back, satisfied with himself. Then a Uruk head flew at Legolas, hitting him in the face and knocking him down. TC was looking shocked, the rest of the Uruk's body at her feet.
"I actually killed one!" she said, surprised, then looked at MC. "I killed one before you did!" TC jumped as an arrow flew dangerously close to her head. Legolas got back up and began shooting at the Uruk-hai.
"Hey Elf!" Gimli yelled as he decapitated a Uruk. "That's my second kill!"
"I'm on nineteen!" Legolas replied happily and shot two more. "Twenty one!"
TC and MC were doing rather well. Then TC lost her sword. She'd attempted to use her right hand (since a Uruk was coming up on her right side), and naturally, the sword flew (though TC was pretty sure she'd seen it land in the head of a Uruk). It worked out rather well though, because MC had the pepper spray Galadriel had given her, so she let TC use her sword. Their plan had been that MC would spray the Uruk-hai with her mase, and TC would finish them off with her sword. However, for some reason, the pepper spray killed the Uruk-hai when sprayed in their eyes. MC couldn't decide which fate she liked delivering better, a bloody one, or one that caused the Uruks faces to burn. Therefor she traded weapons with TC every few minutes.
MC caught a glimpse of Merry as he was fighting. She couldn't look away, he just looked so hott...
He, after a few minutes (TC had to fight off all the Uruks that came after MC. She'd tried several times to snap her friend out of her trance, to no avail), looked over and saw MC. They began walking towards each other. When they reached, their lips met, and did not part. Aragorn and TC both saw this and headed towards them.
"You guys!" TC screamed. "This is REALLY a horrible time to do that!" Aragorn pulled MC away from Merry. Without thinking, the hobbit quickly sprayed him with the pepper spray. She and Merry carried on with their previous activity. Aragorn was on the ground, rubbing his eyes, screaming in agony. Luckily, the mase did not do to him what it did to the Uruk-hai. "Oh my gosh! For once, it WASN'T me!" TC said joyously, laughing at the sight of the ranger. She then proceeded to steal MC's pepper spray and sprayed at the two hobbits. MC was unaffected, Merry, however, was not. MC quickly took her mase back and TC ran over to help Pippin. MC began rubbing Merry's eyes in an attempt to help him, but only rubbed it in more, making it worse. Merry fell to the ground and began rolling around, screaming in agony. MC stood guard over him, holding the mase menacingly, daring the Uruks to approach her. Spraying those who accepted the challenge.
"Hello, I was just wondering why you guys are fighting?" TC asked a Uruk that was charging at her and Pippin. "You don't have to, you know! Why can't you just be a peadefu--WHOA!" TC and Pippin ducked to avoid the blow the Uruk sent their way. "Now that wasn't nice!"
"TC!" Pippin yelled, aggrivated, "I REALLY don't think it's trying to be NICE at the moment!"
"Why not?"
Pippin put up his sword to block another blow from the Uruk, then stabbed it, then cut it's throat. "Gee, maybe because they're a breed that's bred for war!"
"Maybe they don't wanna fight though."
"I THINK THEY DO!"
"How would you know?" TC asked as they continued battling the evil creatures.
"Oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that they initiated this battle?"
"That doesn't mean they wanted to!"
"They're lookin' pretty happy about it!"
"MY EYES!" Merry screamed, still rolling about on the ground.
"Aragorn!" MC yelled (Aragorn had recovered from his brush with the mase, and was now fighting again, though his eyes were a bit red and puffy).
"LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW!" Aragorn yelled back. "HE'S GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT HIMSELF!"
"I see a bright light!" Merry whispered, no longer rolling around, his eyes red and bloodshot.
"NO! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!" MC screamed. Then an idea hit her. She could wash his eyes out! But with what...one thing came to mind. Spit. She spit on her hands and rubbed Merry's eyes. He blinked, then looked at MC, not sure whether to be angry or happy.
"I can't believe you just spit in my EYES!"
"But you aren't in pain from the pepper spray anymore, right?"
"No, I'm not...but you spit in my eyes! That's SICK!"
"LEGOLAS! STOP HIM!" Aragorn yelled to the Elf. A kamikaze Uruk was running towards the base of the wall with an explosive. Legolas began shooting arrows at it. "LEGOLAS! TAKE HIM DOWN!"
"I'm trying!" Legolas yelled back. He did not succeed, and the Uruk blew out most of the wall in that area. "great!" The Uruk-hai quickly began entering through the gap in the wall. Some of the fighters went down to defend, others went to defend from the outside. The hobbits included in the latter group. TC attempted to clear the last eight steps and fell flat on her face. Legolas was surfing down the steps behind her on an orc sheild, and surfed right on top of her.
"THANKS!" She yelled sarcastically, getting up, covered in mud. She began running at Legolas, MC's sword raised up menacingly.
"TC!" Aragorn yelled. "Right now, go after the Uruk-hai! If you wanna attack Legolas afterwards that's fine! But NOT NOW!" TC sent him a quick glare, then (for the first time ever), did what she was told. After about half an hour, Theoden called for them to all retreat back into the keep. The fight was hopeless. The Uruk-hai were pounding against the door with a huge wooden pillar. The door began to break. Theoden turned to Aragorn.
"How long do you need?" Aragorn asked.
"As long as you can give me!" Theoden told him. Aragorn grabbed Gimli and they rushed out a side door. Immediately the people inside began bracing the door. Before they put the last brace up Theoden yelled for Aragorn and Gimli to come back in. "I forfeit. The fortress is taken."
"But you said it would not be taken as long as we were here to defend it!"
"Look!" Gimli pointed out. "We lasted the night!" He pointed to the window, the sun was rising. Then Aragorn remembered what Gandalf told him before he'd left.
"Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn look to the East. "
"Ride out with me!" Aragorn said to Theoden.
"For what?"
"For Rohan!"
"Yes! The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time!"
Gimli ran up and blew the horn as Aragorn and Theoden and Legolas rode out, Merry riding with Legolas, MC with Aragorn (they'd begged to come). They rode across the bridge and knocked the Uruk-hai out of the way. TC and Pippin were nowhere to be found. Gandalf appeared at the top of the hill, on Shadowfax. Eomer rode up next to him, and the rest of the army. Gandalf and the others with him rode down the hill into the army of Uruk-hai, and began battling them. Aragorn, Legolas, Theoden, and the two hobbits began attacking them as well.
TC and Pippin were located just then, due to their screams. TC's were screams of excitement. Pippin's were fear. They were mounted on Legagorn (Pippin still wasn't sure of why he let TC talk him into this). The warg was running down the bridge, TC and Pippin slashing at the Uruks. Legagorn was biting at the Uruks as well.
"BET YOU'RE SORRY YOU BRED THESE NOW!" TC laughed psychotically, scaring even Pippin. With the combination of the new Army of Men, Aragorn, Theoden, Legolas, MC and Merry, and a warg all fighting them, the Uruk-hai quickly retreated.
"The Battle for Helm's Deep is over, but the war for Middle Earth is about to begin." Gandalf said as the hobbits, elf and two men joined him. Aragorn, Gandalf, and Merry noticed TC's new mount. "What is THAT doing here?" Gandalf demanded.
"Let her keep it." Legolas quickly told him. "It's tame, I guess, and she won't have to ride with you."
"Legagorn won't do anything unless I tell him to!" TC said, proudly.
"Legagorn?" Aragorn asked, not looking too happy.
"Oh yeah," Legolas said. "You'll LOVE to hear how she got that name..."
A/N: Hey I have 25 reviews right now! If I get 6 more I'll tie my last reveiw record (hint hint)