Loki
Welcome to this fictional piece of writing!… why I'm writing a fic about Loki, a Nordic god on the teen titan's fandom? Easy, because Loki is a shape shifter, a guy with the same humor as Groucho Marx and ambivalent as anyone of us… he is (in some twisted way) just like our Beast Boy (well, excepting the green fu… skin, and the lack of humorous jokes) but well, that's life… if you need information about the most cool Nordic god... Go and search!
Disclaimers: I don't own the Titans, they are property of DC and Warner… in the other hand Loki is property of the entire world so I can use it whenever I want… or he uses us … who knows
Chapter 1: Set out to mislead…
Imagine this place… a place in a Nordic tundra, if you walk a hundred paces you will see a guy that is chained to a rock, he is chained to his shoulders, his loins and his knees and above him he has a very poisonous snake spiting venom to his face and causing him pain beyond human strenght… well, that guy is Loki, the sly one, the trickster, the guy that had to save the god's asses a million times. Now he is suffering that punishment because he "killed" Balder, the god of light… (Well, he killed him, but that should happened, you know, Loki is a important part of the ragnarok) so now he is the scapegoat of the Nordic gods… but he is not alone, he has a wife, Sigyn, who is loyal to him and she has a large bowl that prevents the venom to drop at Loki´s face… she is the only one that helps him and the only one that didn't abandon him when the gods punish him… "Oh, Loki, my beloved husband… how much you and I will have to take this burden" Sigyn asked to Loki
"Well, my dear… I don't have any bloody idea… the only thing that I know is that the doom of the gods is near and they will pay for this… and the first thing that I will do when they release me is to eat a snake beef… did you hear me?"-As he says to the emotionless snake above him- "you've hear me, you are going to be my first meal before the ragnarok, you rotten snake"
"Calm down my dear, we have waited eons for that moment, so we can wait a mere thousand years for that day"
"That's right; you know that I love you?
"Yes, you have told me that about 1 million times, plus the other times that I find you cheating on me and saying that phrase to other girls…"
"Well, you know what they say, behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife"
"Ah, now I remember why I always forgive you, because you are funny as a god"
"Honey… I'm a god, don't forget that"
"I will not"
"Hey, wanna hear a good joke?"
"Ok, my love"
"how many gods do you need to change the oil of a oil lamp? Five, one to change it an the other four to see who is the greater god "
"HAHAHAHA, that one always cracks me up"
and that was the way of living of Loki and His wife… until one day, a familiar of Loki made him a visit…
"So, Odin, my brother, what brings you to my lovely hut at the tundra?"
The familiar was none other that Odin, the most important god of all the Valhalla, the big daddy of them all and his blood brother.
"Believe me, it wasn't my idea to come here, but… Loki, the gods need your help"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, you guys crack me up, first I have to save your butts a thousand times and after all that I made to you, you put me here, chained and with that bloody snake above me… are you nuts?"
"As I told you, it wasn't my idea to came here and ask you help, but you are the only one that is crazy enough to go and make a suicidal mission"
"And why should he accept that nonsense" asked Sigyn
"Because if he succeed, I will release you and you will be free, free as the wind that blows in our gelid tundra"
"And why the gods need my help? I guess that you can save your own assess by yourself, ´cause you are gods! For our own sakes"
"Because we need a guy that is supposedly out of action, and that is guy is you, you see, ye need you to go to the 5º world and stop a evildoer called Slade Wilson"
"Nice name, it sounds to me as a guy with a four-year-old brain"
"We wish that, but the guy is pure evil, and he is out of his mind too"
"Well it sounds like a piece of cake… why you can't stop him?
"Because we can't mess in that world, ´cause we're gods and we can do nothing about it"
"But what is his plan?" Sigyl asked
"His plan is to summon us and provoke the "you know what" before its original release"
"ok… the guy is a lost cause, and what I have to do to stop him, I can kill him in very unpleasant ways… or just make the 5º world most fucking joke of all time on his sorry bloody ass"
"NO! You just have to use a human body and stop him!"
"A HUMAN BODY! THOSE THINGS ARE FRAGILE AS A WOOD STICK!"
"This body isn't an ordinary one, he is a superhero on his world…Loki, meet Garfield Logan a.k.a. Beast Boy"
"I tell you, my dear… those guys on the 5º world have quite a lack of imagination… and why is he called Beast Boy"
"Because he is a shape shifter, he can morph his body into any animal in that world"
"Hmm… one point to his score… but why he is green, it's some kind of a curse?´cause he looks like a walking lettuce, or a green underground elf"
"No, he is green because of a sickness, and he is part of a group of superheroes called…"
"Let me guess, the UNDERWEARING SUPER GAY MEN!"
"No, actually they're called "Teen Titans""
"Bummer… Ok… I accept, but first I have to make you a question, this thing was Thor´s idea?"
"Yes, it was his suggestion to send you to this mission"
"So that means that he is still pissed about the corn and squirrel incident"
at the first time of this conversation, Odin laughs his head off "yeah, but everyone in Valhalla think that the joke was the cruelest, meanest but funniest joke of all eons"
"Thank you, and by the way, can you release me from these chains?"
"Ok, but first you have to make a promess… you not will raise havoc on that world… because if we heard a word of our heralds I´ll bring you here and put a lock on your balls, you get it?"
"Aye, aye my capt´n!"
"Ok, you're free"
With a clap of his hands, Odin released Loki from his eternal prison and his first action as a free man was to… kiss his wife… and kill the bloody snake…
"Wow, that was good or what?"
"You tell me, I haven't been kissed in that way since the last time that we shagged"
"Note to myself, after all this work is due… I will shag my wife, ok Odin, tell me, where do you send me, and please, if you send me to a town, please, give me nice clothes… you know, I have a reputation to watch"
"The town is called Jump City; you'll share the boy's body…."
"Wait… I have to share it? ...this is getting funnier at every second that passes"
"And please, do not play with the boy's mind… "
"Ok daddy"
And then it all became blurry, and the first thing that Loki saw was the buildings "wow, those are big castles… wait… what did Odin told me? Oh yeah… to find the T shaped Tower… ok, let's find it"
As every god… Loki was a handsome god, he is a 6´4´´ guy with some muscles, black hair, green eyes and a goatee… and he looked as a rock-star sterotype on his "human outfit" "damn, I miss my feather cloak, I look like crap"… after 2 hours of wandering and wondering on the big city and the beautiful looking females…"hmm I can get used to this… ouch… sorry dear…" he get to the titan tower…
"Ok, now how I can communicate with them… ah… the intercom… wait… what the fuck is a intercom, ah that's is… thank you Odin" Loki said as the stream of human knowledge went to his brain,
He went to the intercom and speaked … "yeah… can I get 2 pieces of deer and a pint of beer?"
"Ha-ha, very funny smart ass" said a deadpan voice "what do you want here?"
"I'm looking for the guy called Garfield Logan… he got mail"
"Well, put it in the letterbox and leave…." Raven, the empath/dark girl of the team said tho the god
"I can't, it certificate mail, only he can receive it"
"Ok, can you wait a few minutes?"
"Of course I have waited eons; I can wait a few minutes"
Finally, after 15 minutes of waiting, the green guy showed up
"Are you Garfield Logan?"
"Yeah… Why?"
"Sorry boy, this is going to hurt me more than will hurt me… well, no, it will hurt YOU more"
He put his right hand on BB´s head and transplanted his soul onto BB´s Body….
The first thing that BB/Loki saw was the faces of the other titans ...
"Hey, who are they?"
"they are the titans... and who asked that"
"I did... Let me introduce myself... I´m Loki... God of Mischief and we will be sharing your body for a time"
and after that everything went black... again