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Chapter 7: Enemy arrived

It was Beastboy's birthday today and everyone was anxious, some for other reasons. Sibuna sat on the couch just staring out the window when he heard a small squeak. A little green mouse was sniffing the presents and paying particular attention to the big ones.

"Beastboy I suggest you go back to your room or neither you nor your presents will see the light of day."

The little mouse squeaked and ran off towards the hallway. Sibuna sighed and continued his survey of the area. 'It wont be long now before my happy life here ends and I'll have to leave again. Though I don't want to.'

"Sibuna?"

"Raven? What are you doing up? Your beauty sleep doesn't end until seven." Sibuna smirked knowing why she came here and hoped he threw her off the subject before it came up.

"Ha ha, very funny. I couldn't sleep since you weren't there with me. What's wrong? You've been here since the news broadcast this afternoon."

'Damn, so much for throwing her off. Oh well.'

"Im glad im the reason you can sleep peacefully."

"Don't try to change the subject. What's wrong? Tell me. I'm your mistress so I command you to tell me."

"I thought calling you that makes you sound old."

"Shut up, I couldn't think of anything else to call myself. Now tell me."

"Alright, alright I'll talk. Ok about sixty years ago I was awakened by a girl named Yoko Delacroix. She found me and we became good friends. I wanted us to be more but she wouldn't give me permission to turn her. Then after five years I got bored and just up and left but not before "taking her" so to speak. I wandered around for about five years until one night here in Jump City I was attacked by Vatican vampire hunters led by Yoko none the less. She said she got pregnant and had to kill her own daughter because of what she was. She also didn't want me around to fill the world with my prodigy. I knew it wasn't the same Yoko I left but a evil hate-filled one. She knew as old as I was she could never kill me so she locked me away but not before I put about six bullets in her head."

"Six bullets? From which gun?"

"The one laying over there by the wall."

"Ouch I guess she's gone for good huh?"

"Nope she's a deathless."

"A what?"

"A human with vampiric regeneration and youth. To be honest that was the 4837th time I blew a hole in her head."

Raven's mouth was hanging open until Sibuna lifted it close with his finger.

"Your joking right?"

"Nope, in five years I fought her more times than I have years of life."

"Wow...okay so why are you upset?"

"I'm afraid she found out im awake and she'll be coming to seal me away again. She'll try to take me away from you guys."

Raven's eyes glowed red and she clenched her fist. "No she wont. I guarantee that."

Sibuna just looked at her in amazement and lust.

'Okay that right there, that was hot.'

"Glad you liked it."

Sibuna chuckled and held his mistress close.

"Go to sleep Raven."

"You too Si."

Just then they heard an alarm clock ringing and someone screaming. Both sighed and started counting together.

"5..4..3..2..1..."

"WOOHOO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AT LAST! FINALLY AT LAST!"

"Leave it to Beastboy to spoil an almost romantic moment."

"Yeah bummer and I was going to give you a present." Sibuna grinned hoping she would get the hint.

"I wonder what it could be." Raven began rubbing Sibuna's thigh and started to lean in towards him.

Before anything else could continue a green blur rushed past them and started looking at all the presents.

'Damn it cant this kid knock or something? Geez now the mood's really ruined.'

"Ow sweet! Are these all mine? Yes, this one. Yes this one is too! And this one too! Sweet, life is good!"

'He should try un-life.'

'I don't think he'd like it much.'

'You would.'

'That's a given.'

"God Grass-Stain can't you wait just for one year for everybody to get up?"

"Screw you Tin-man cause I got what I wanted and I.."

"Wont open them until everyone is here."

Beatsboy was rubbing the presents all over himself and dancing like he was in a disco. Robin and Starfire walked in and saw the show Beastboy was giving everyone.

"I wanted something to eat but im not hungry now."

"As Beastboy would say...that was just plain creepy."

"Ok guys now that's over with lets get to opening the presents."

"FINALLY! WOOHOO! YES! YES!"

"Um BB go ahead."

"Gladly!"

Beastboy tore through his presents like a starving animal presented food.

"Sweet dude a new doggy bed!"

'Didn't he just get one?'

'He can never have too many.'

"HALO 2! YES, THERE IS A GOD!"

Beastboy's other presents were just new clothes and other stuff he would babble about for days on end. Everyone was laughing at the things Beatsboy did when he got something he wanted. It looked so perfect and happy as Sibuna watched his new family with a smile knowing any day now he might have to leave to make sure they would stay safe. But even then they wouldn't be safe because Yoko would try to destroy them for associating with him. He didn't want to be torn away from his new family or his mistress so quickly. But he did know if Yoko laid a finger on Raven he'd blow the finger off, then the hand, then the arm, and so on and so forth until there was nothing left to blow off and then he'd scatter the pieces so she can never reform again. Just then something broke the living room window. It was a brick with a scroll attached to it. The writing on the scroll was in Latin and showed pillars of some sort.

'Shit! She had to attack now! On the boy's birthday of all fucking days!'

"Dude what the hell?"

"For once can we have a celebration when the tower doesn't get attacked!"

"Titans go!"

The whole team made it down to the snow covered beach to see a woman dressed as a nun staring at them. Sibuna stepped forward and the two exchanged glares before Si spoke up.

"Yoko, how's it going? It's been what? Almost 80 years?"

"You're an abomination of God's work and must be destroyed before you spread your evil any further."

"We all know what I am but what are you? You yourself are far from human."

"I am a blend of man's technology and God heavenly work. The lord created me to fight inhuman creatures such as you."

"You were taken from your home and stuck in a giant test tube for 6 months!"

"That does not matter. The past is the past so you and your friends must be purged."

"Wait, dude why us?"

"You have associated yourselves with the damned and therefore condemned yourselves. I shall make sure you all burn in hell together forever."

She produced from her jacket a bo-staff similar to Robins only thicker and with several buttons along the length. She pressed the closest one with her thumb and a sharp spear point appeared at the top of the staff.

"This spear is made of pure silver and blessed by the Pope himself Sibuna. You think you'll be able to survive this through the heart?"

Sibuna started smiling like a maniac before bursting into insane laughter. "I've survived worse bitch so lets see how long it takes for me to plug a bullet in your skull."

With a wailing war cry Yoko charged the group ready to impale whoever got in her way.

"Titans go!"

Cyborg fired at Yoko and missed as she dodged the blast still charging at Si.

"Dude! For a nun she's fast, not to mention crazy."

"Whatever a nun is, she is not Cyborg."

Raven used her powers to launch a couple boulders at the rampaging nun but as with Cyborg she dodged them. Starfire was having no better luck either as the assassin dodged or reflected each of her star bolts and eye beams.

"Pathetic is that all you got."

"No but here's what I got!"

Robin flying kicked Yoko in the face and sent her flying a few feet. She picked herself off the ground and started coughing up sand.

"Leave now Yoko and you wont get hurt."

"That's a lot coming from a young boy. You're a human like me why do you fight alongside these heathens and monsters?"

"One they're my friends. Two, your far from human and three, I don't really like you." Robin flew at her but landed on the ground as Yoko rolled away from his attack.

"That's too bad. I guess you'll have to spend an eternity in hell with these monsters you heretic!" Yoko tried to spear Robin but he dodged each time. Silver wouldn't hurt him as much as it did Si but that spear head would hurt anyone, human or vampire.

Just as the tip was coming towards Robin's face a wall of black energy saved him.

"Robin move!"

"Thanks Raven."

"You! You're the one who awoke him! You're an even bigger problem then that vampire menace you half-breed spawn of Satan!" Yoko launched herself at Raven and tackled her to the ground with the spear tip right at her throat.

"Now any last words demon? Say them now because no one is coming to save you."

"Yeah bye bye."

"What?" Something hit Yoko that sent her flying farther than Robin's kick. About 10ft away was Sibuna holding his shotgun putting a new clip in and aiming at his target.

"Yoko you've made four big mistakes in your life. One you locked me away in that hell hole for 50 silent years." He fired the gun and blew her left arm off.

"Two you attack me and my family on our celebration." He fired again blowing her right arm off.

"Three you threaten to take their lives." He fired again, his gun punching a hole in her chest.

"And four you did the stupidest thing imaginable, you attacked MY MISTRESS!" He fired on last time leaving a big hole in her head. After which she fell to the ground in a bloody heap. He walked over and picked her mangled body up with one hand and using all his strength threw her as far as he could.

"Well, not the best birthday in the world but hey, it could be worse!"

"Dude this is the weirdest birthday ever."

"You can say that again grass-stain. You can say that again."