A/N: Once again, I do not own Lord of the Rings or it's characters. I do however, own MC and TC. And I'd like to say a big thanx to my friend, Karategurl, who has given me a lot of the ideas for this story. (you should go check out her story, Lavender!) Please R&R, thanx
~TC
PS-Any ideas? Please share!
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Aragorn ran out into the streets to find Legolas and Gimli, following the shouts, he quickly found them.
"We're going to Mordor to fight!" he yelled at them.
"Yes!" MC screamed in joy.
TC groaned. "Not again!"
"You don't have to go." Aragorn told her.
"Oh yes she does!" MC retorted.
"Whatever! Just...whoever's going better get ready because we're leaving tonight!" Aragorn hurried off.
"Well!" MC said expectantly.
"Hey, I'm not taking any part in this!" TC replied and started walking off. Mc caught her by the shoulder.
"How can you turn your back on everyone?"
"How can I not? MC, you know just as well as me, this isn't real!"
"How can you say that?"
"Don't you remember what life used to be like? When we lived in 2003, with humans! Hell, we WERE humans! We'd watch Lord Of the Rings, back in the real world, where it was only a fantasy story. You know we have to go back, don't you?"
"How?! How the hell are we supposed to get back? Do you see a door with a sign saying 'Back To The Real World' on it?"
"Not now! But we're gonna have to go back! Either way, I don't know why we should fight. Why should we die for a world that doesn't even exist?!"
"If this world doesn't exist, then neither do we, but it does. It's real to the hobbits, the dwarves, the elves, and yes, even to the the humans!"
"You fight then, but I've made up my mind. I'll just stay here, with Merry."
"Oh no you won't!"
"Just stop me!"
"I will!" MC grabbed a handful of TC's hair and started dragging her towards the stables.
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TC pouted as she rode Strider, alongside MC, on Rocket. The two were riding amongst others, including Pippin, Legolas, and Gimli, on their way to the Gate of Mordor, for the final battle.
TC wore a look of absolute hatred. "I don't wee why we have to do this! We had a choice!"
"Actually, it didn't look like you'd had much of a choice there, TC." Pippin commented.
"Oh shut up! I could have broke loose if I'd really felt like it!"
"Oh yeah, 'cause you sound so eager to go into battle."
"She is, she just doesn't know it." MC state calmly.
TC rolled her eyes and shook her head. Then, as if for no reason, TC struck out at the air. As she did this, MC flew off her mount, as if she herself had recieved the blow. Then she got up and started screaming.
"WHAT THE F@#$ DID YOU DO THAT FOR, TC?!" MC raged, staring at some odd point in space. She then leaped forward, as if tackling the air, and TC flew off of Strider, as if tackled. MC began punching at the ground, and TC went into convulsions like she was being struck repeatedly. Legolas and Pippin halted their mounts and stared.
"NO! NO!" TC screamed. "STOP!" MC did not cease her furious punching. TC continued to jerk and convulse.
Pippin and Legolas glanced at each other, unsure of what to do, then returned their attention to MC and TC.
TC brought her legs up and kicked at the air above her. MC flew up from her position and landed a few feet away. TC proceeded to tackle the ground (as MC had done moments before) and beat furiously at the ground. The repeated the previous scene, except TC was doing the beating, and MC was convulsing.
Legolas figured out (somewhat) what they were doing. Fighting...of some sort. He walked over and grabbed TC by the shoulders, pulling her up. MC ceased her convulsing.
"What was all that about?" the elf asked.
"We were fighting." MC stated matter-of-factly.
"But...but...you weren't even looking at each other...or touching each other!" Pippin cried in bewilderment. "And MC! You have a black eye, while TC has a bloody nose!"
"Yeah?" MC asked, not seeing the oddity.
"THAT'S NOT NORMAL!"
"Sure it is. It's forensics." TC said, remounting Strider, while MC remounted Rocket. Offering no further explanation, the two hobbits rode off to catch up with the rest of the group, now far ahead.
Legolas shrugged and mounted Arod, pulling Pippin up behind him. They rode and quickly caught up with the other two hobbits.
"How was that normal?" Legolas asked when they were alongside the hobbits.
"Forensics." MC and TC said together.
"We already told you." MC continued.
"What?" Legolas and Pippin asked in unison.
"It's a style of acting, it involved no contact whatsoever of the people acting." TC explained.
"The how did you get the bloody nose and the black eye?" Pippin cried in growing confusion.
"We've been doing forensics for a VERY long time." MC stated.
Suddenly, the whole group came to a standstill. TC stood up on Strider, using Legolas's shoulder to balance, to see what was going on.
"Gandalf is talking to some guy! I think we're at Mordor! I see the gate!"
"The darkening sky and rain clouds weren't enough of a hint?" MC muttered.
"What's going on?" Pippin yelled.
Legolas rose, pushing TC down, and looked ahead. "Frodo has been taken by the enemy. The representative is negotiating with Gandalf." Legolas stopped.
"Well?" The three hobbits and Gimli (having recently rejoined them) asked.
"Gandalf refused."
The five sat silent, until more from Mordor came, and attacked. The battle commenced. The hobbits, Gimli, and Legolas jumped off their mounts and were quickly separated in the battle, weapons drawn and ready.
"AHHH!" TC screamed, her version of a war whoop. She began slashing as her opponents, C doing the same (though MC was enjoying it a bit more than TC).
TC paused, and turned. She saw MC standing over someone who was injured, with an odd glint in her eyes. She raised her sword and began to bring it down.
"MC! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"He's injured! We need to amputate!"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE A BATTLE IS COMMENCING AROUND US!"
"So?"
"He's on our side!"
"So?"
"IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO JOIN THIS BATTLE SO YOU SURE AS HELL BETTER START FIGHTING THE ENEMY!"
"Well FINE!" MC huffed and began fighting again. TC did the same.
CRASH! TC looked where the crash occured, and saw a large cave troll fallen on the ground. Then she noticed two large, hairy feet sticking out from under it.
"PIPPIN!"
~TC
PS-Any ideas? Please share!
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Aragorn ran out into the streets to find Legolas and Gimli, following the shouts, he quickly found them.
"We're going to Mordor to fight!" he yelled at them.
"Yes!" MC screamed in joy.
TC groaned. "Not again!"
"You don't have to go." Aragorn told her.
"Oh yes she does!" MC retorted.
"Whatever! Just...whoever's going better get ready because we're leaving tonight!" Aragorn hurried off.
"Well!" MC said expectantly.
"Hey, I'm not taking any part in this!" TC replied and started walking off. Mc caught her by the shoulder.
"How can you turn your back on everyone?"
"How can I not? MC, you know just as well as me, this isn't real!"
"How can you say that?"
"Don't you remember what life used to be like? When we lived in 2003, with humans! Hell, we WERE humans! We'd watch Lord Of the Rings, back in the real world, where it was only a fantasy story. You know we have to go back, don't you?"
"How?! How the hell are we supposed to get back? Do you see a door with a sign saying 'Back To The Real World' on it?"
"Not now! But we're gonna have to go back! Either way, I don't know why we should fight. Why should we die for a world that doesn't even exist?!"
"If this world doesn't exist, then neither do we, but it does. It's real to the hobbits, the dwarves, the elves, and yes, even to the the humans!"
"You fight then, but I've made up my mind. I'll just stay here, with Merry."
"Oh no you won't!"
"Just stop me!"
"I will!" MC grabbed a handful of TC's hair and started dragging her towards the stables.
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TC pouted as she rode Strider, alongside MC, on Rocket. The two were riding amongst others, including Pippin, Legolas, and Gimli, on their way to the Gate of Mordor, for the final battle.
TC wore a look of absolute hatred. "I don't wee why we have to do this! We had a choice!"
"Actually, it didn't look like you'd had much of a choice there, TC." Pippin commented.
"Oh shut up! I could have broke loose if I'd really felt like it!"
"Oh yeah, 'cause you sound so eager to go into battle."
"She is, she just doesn't know it." MC state calmly.
TC rolled her eyes and shook her head. Then, as if for no reason, TC struck out at the air. As she did this, MC flew off her mount, as if she herself had recieved the blow. Then she got up and started screaming.
"WHAT THE F@#$ DID YOU DO THAT FOR, TC?!" MC raged, staring at some odd point in space. She then leaped forward, as if tackling the air, and TC flew off of Strider, as if tackled. MC began punching at the ground, and TC went into convulsions like she was being struck repeatedly. Legolas and Pippin halted their mounts and stared.
"NO! NO!" TC screamed. "STOP!" MC did not cease her furious punching. TC continued to jerk and convulse.
Pippin and Legolas glanced at each other, unsure of what to do, then returned their attention to MC and TC.
TC brought her legs up and kicked at the air above her. MC flew up from her position and landed a few feet away. TC proceeded to tackle the ground (as MC had done moments before) and beat furiously at the ground. The repeated the previous scene, except TC was doing the beating, and MC was convulsing.
Legolas figured out (somewhat) what they were doing. Fighting...of some sort. He walked over and grabbed TC by the shoulders, pulling her up. MC ceased her convulsing.
"What was all that about?" the elf asked.
"We were fighting." MC stated matter-of-factly.
"But...but...you weren't even looking at each other...or touching each other!" Pippin cried in bewilderment. "And MC! You have a black eye, while TC has a bloody nose!"
"Yeah?" MC asked, not seeing the oddity.
"THAT'S NOT NORMAL!"
"Sure it is. It's forensics." TC said, remounting Strider, while MC remounted Rocket. Offering no further explanation, the two hobbits rode off to catch up with the rest of the group, now far ahead.
Legolas shrugged and mounted Arod, pulling Pippin up behind him. They rode and quickly caught up with the other two hobbits.
"How was that normal?" Legolas asked when they were alongside the hobbits.
"Forensics." MC and TC said together.
"We already told you." MC continued.
"What?" Legolas and Pippin asked in unison.
"It's a style of acting, it involved no contact whatsoever of the people acting." TC explained.
"The how did you get the bloody nose and the black eye?" Pippin cried in growing confusion.
"We've been doing forensics for a VERY long time." MC stated.
Suddenly, the whole group came to a standstill. TC stood up on Strider, using Legolas's shoulder to balance, to see what was going on.
"Gandalf is talking to some guy! I think we're at Mordor! I see the gate!"
"The darkening sky and rain clouds weren't enough of a hint?" MC muttered.
"What's going on?" Pippin yelled.
Legolas rose, pushing TC down, and looked ahead. "Frodo has been taken by the enemy. The representative is negotiating with Gandalf." Legolas stopped.
"Well?" The three hobbits and Gimli (having recently rejoined them) asked.
"Gandalf refused."
The five sat silent, until more from Mordor came, and attacked. The battle commenced. The hobbits, Gimli, and Legolas jumped off their mounts and were quickly separated in the battle, weapons drawn and ready.
"AHHH!" TC screamed, her version of a war whoop. She began slashing as her opponents, C doing the same (though MC was enjoying it a bit more than TC).
TC paused, and turned. She saw MC standing over someone who was injured, with an odd glint in her eyes. She raised her sword and began to bring it down.
"MC! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"He's injured! We need to amputate!"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE A BATTLE IS COMMENCING AROUND US!"
"So?"
"He's on our side!"
"So?"
"IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO JOIN THIS BATTLE SO YOU SURE AS HELL BETTER START FIGHTING THE ENEMY!"
"Well FINE!" MC huffed and began fighting again. TC did the same.
CRASH! TC looked where the crash occured, and saw a large cave troll fallen on the ground. Then she noticed two large, hairy feet sticking out from under it.
"PIPPIN!"
