Yeah... Remember that song some group or other did, that was to the tune of the Zelda theme...? Yeah. My friend Keylaleigh and I wrote a little parody of it, featuring Keylaleigh's OC, Mink. Mink is a cute, hyperactive little ten-year-old girl with pink hair who likes to burn stuff. That's all you need to know...
Disclaimer: Nintendo owns LoZ, but Keylaleigh owns Mink.
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The Legend of Mink
Mink!
She come to town,
She come to burn
The Castle Ganon.
Ganon shooed her away,
But she still wants to play.
And she will
When he runs away,
Hallelujah!
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Now Mink,
Get out your match,
So you can burn
It in one hour.
And when you get a spell,
Everything will go well,
So you'll burn stuff
And not be all sad.
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Now Mink
Has scorched the day,
Put Ganon
In a psychiatrist's office.
So now the Triforce is hers
And now a hero she'll be;
Mink, your name
Shall go down in
History!
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OLÉ!
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Doooooooo... dooo dooo do dooo do doooo...