Hey sorry it took so fricken long to post---gotta hate that writer's block. Anyways here is the next chapter! Hope you enjoy! And if you have any ideas whatsoever---please share!
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"You!" she growled, pointing at Pippin while she stalked over to him. "You were supposed to keep him occupied!"
"Oh my gosh!" Merry yelled in disgust. His jaw kept moving as though he were going to say something, but nothing came out.
MC noticed the oppurtunity. She walked over and slapped Merry. "We aren't engaged for five minutes and already you're cheating on me! And with TC no less!" Mc ripped the ring off her finger and threw it at Merry.
"Wait! MC! I didn't realize it was TC! Trust me, if I'd known it was here I would not have done that!"
TC scowled at Merry, then resumed her rocking and twitching.
"I'm sorry MC!" Merry cried. "You and TC just look so much alike!"
"That doesn't help!" MC screamed. Rhia, standing in the background, made a guesture like she was digging a grave. She seemed to be directing this towards Merry as she shook her head.
"What did I do wrong?" Merry wailed.
"Everything, or just the major things?" MC asked.
"Everything!" Merry replied enthusiastically. "I want to be a better hobbit for you."
"I don't think we have time for everything...We need to be heading back to my house."
"Why your house?" TC asked.
"Maybe we can get back through the door. I mean, it was at my house that we got to Hobbiton, and then back again."
"Good point."
"I guess I'm driving." Rhia presumed.
"Well, me or MC technically could...but I don't think either of us could see the road. And they," TC guestured to Merry and Pippin, "have seen about one car in their entire existence, which they were running away from."
"Yeah..." Rhia said slowly. "Okay everyone, follow me!"
"I got shotgun!" MC screamed.
"Thanks." TC muttered sarcastically as they all followed Rhia to her car. Merry and Pippin both stopped as soon as they saw it.
"What is that?" Merry asked Pippin quietly, trying not to let on to the girls that he didn't know what it was.
"I don't know," Pippin whispered, "but it's scaring me."
The three girls, being two feet away, could, of course, hear this conversation. They raised their eyebrows at Pippin's comment and looked at the car, which was just sitting in the driveway, not even turned on.
"It's a car. It's like a horse cart...except without the horse." TC explained. "And it's faster. Now get in."
MC got in the passengers seat, and Merry got in the seat behind her. TC and Pippin stood on the other side of the car.
"I am not sitting in the middle." TC stated firmly.
"I'm not getting in until you get in." Pippin replied.
"Why not? Everyone else is in, so you can trust its safe!"
"Maybe you did something to it!"
"Why would I?"
"I'm not getting in until you do!"
"Fine!" TC begrudgingly got in and buckled her seat belt. She started to tell Merry and Pippin to do the same, but decided not to. If they got into an accident, it would make her life all the peacefuller. Then Rhia destroyed her plan by making the guys buckle up, and proceeded to turn the car on.
Pippin and Merry immediately clung to TC, both screaming inaudible phrases that the girls were sure they didn't need to hear anyways.
"Guys, the car will not blow up. It's supposed to do this." TC said angrily through gritted teeth. Merry and Pippin paid no heed to what she said as Rhia drove out of the driveway. They continued to grip TC and look about nervously all while the car was in motion.
After what seemed like an eternity to TC, but was in reality only two minutes, they arrived at MC's house. Slowly they crept in single file. Rhia went in first to make sure no one was nearby. They made their way to the front door, TC and MC humming the theme to Mission Impossible as they went.
"Alright." MC whispered. "I'll open the door and lets pray we see Hobbiton." The other three hobbits looked on in anticipation and hope as MC slowly pulled the door open. It revealed her front lawn. MC screamed in frustration and slammed the door shut, then proceeded to open and slam it repeatedly.
"Marie is that you?" MC's mom called from the basement.
"Oh crap!" MC hissed, shutting the door a final time. They could hear her mother walking up the steps.
"Quick! Our capes!" Pippin whispered and he and Merry pulled their capes over themselves as they crouched down.
"We left ours back in Middle Earth...when we were vampires!" TC stated regretfully.
"The closet!" MC dove into the closet, TC followed her and shut the door behind them, just as MC's mother walked in.
"Well hello Rhia...what are you doing here?" MC's mother greeted semicheerfully.
"Me and MC were...supposed to go bowling." Rhia lied, smiling in a corny manner.
"Oh." MC's mother eyed the Merry and Pippin forms suspiciously. "Why are there two large rocks in my front hallway?"
"Gifts. MC likes rocks."
"Really? That must be a new development...the other day I caught her beating a rock and using rather profane language on it..."
"Why?"
"I think it was in her way...but I'll go see if I can fine her. She's had an odd day. Hopefully she got rid of those two boys she had in the closet earlier. I swear, that girl does some of the wierdest things ever. Well, hopefully I can figure out where she's run off to. Please, sit down while I look." With that, MC's mother walked off. As soon as she was out of site, Rhia kicked each of the two 'rocks.' Merry and Pippin pulled their capes off and glared at her as she opened the closet door. The girls tumbled out.
"Don't ever shut me in a closet with her again!" MC growled, she and TC both were getting a good distance between themselves, each looking equally disturbed.
"What happened in there?" Rhia asked.
"Well nothing happened, but do you know how wierd it is being shut in a SMALL closet with someone of the same gender? MC explained. "Rhia, could you see if my brother's in his room?"
"Why?"
"Merry and Pippin need clothes."
"What if he's in there?"
"Get him out."
"Okay..." Rhia walked u pthe steps and down the hall to MC's brother's room. She opened the door while the hobbits watched. They could see Rhia saying something, and so deduced that MC's brother was indeed in the room. Then Rhia smiled seductively and strutted into the room. MC's brother ran out screaming shortly after. He ran right by the hobbits without even noticing them. They quickly ran into his room, Merry and Pippin stopped at the doorway and looked dubiously at the mess while MC and TC charged in, not even flinching. MC went straight to her brother's closet and opened the door, there were no clothes hanging up. However, the floor (of his whole room, really, not just the closet) was abundant with clothes.
"Crap, he just couldn't do his laundry, could he?" MC muttered and began fishing around in his room. She found two pairs of shorts and two shirts. She paused when she came across his boxers, and stared at TC expectantly.
"I'm not touching them." TC stated quickly and firmly. The two girls stared at the offending boxers for several moments before TC grabbed a nearby tennis racket and got the boxers on the end and shoved them at the boys.
"We're all going to my room, just across the hall. Change in here." MC commanded, and the girls then exited.
Several minutes later they all rejoined in the hallway. MC and TC were wearing MC's clothes, Merry and Pippin in MC's brother's clothes, and Rhia in her own clothes.
Then it happened, and the frighted screaming ensued.