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The Legend of Kingdom Hearts
Chapter 3 The Celebration
6:00...
"Hurry, Princess, you mustn't be late!" said a servant as he pushed Zelda into her dressing room. The celebration was about to begin; it needed to start off with the princess, though. Zelda shooed her servant away.
"I'm pretty sure I can dress myself," she said to him. The servant nodded his head and bowed politely a last time before exiting the chamber.
Now, what to wear? She thought. It was very hard to think with the odd dream still on her mind. She had been spending the entire day trying to figure it out, with a little help from Link and Kari of course. The only information they deciphered from the dream was that:
a. Ganondorf was up to his evil plans again
b.He was getting help from two other people in (another?) universe
c.Zelda had something to do with it
But what?
Zelda rubbed her temples a third time today. Looking warily at the closet door, she began picking out her favorite clothes.
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In the main garden...
Kari was having a blast at the feast. Stuffing herself with food of all kinds, she made her way through the crowd. She made a beeline towards every table, picking up at least one of each item. When she was finally satisfied (which took quite a while), she headed towards the back of the garden where Link was waiting.
When Kari reached him, she noticed that Link was in an odd position; it looked as though he had something behind his back. He was planning something.
"What are you hiding, Link?" Kari asked as she laid the plates of food onthe ground. Link was startled by the question.
"Danm it! H-how did you-"
Kari cleared her throat and pointed to Link's back.
"Oh," Link said, very flushed. He pulled out a bag of water balloons from behind his back. Kari 'tsked' him.
"Naughty naughty, Link. Now why would you want to pull a prank on me?"
Link had a mischievous grin on now. "Actually I was going to use them on a certain entertainer appearing here tonight."
"Who, that whatshisname clown that always told the same jokes every year?"
Link nodded his head. "The one and the same. In fact, I'd be doing him a favor if I pulled this prank off. At least the audience would actually be laughing for once," he added as an after thought. Kari giggled.
Suddenly, everything went black except for a stage in front of the
audience. The curtains opened slightly as a small plump man wearing a blue vest walked to a podium in the middle of the stage. The audience began clapping as he made his way.
"About time!" Link shouted over the crowd.
When the man began clearing his throat, the clapping stopped abruptly. Fixing the bow on his vest, he pulled out a small paper.
"Good evening, fellow citizens," he began, "and welcome to the first annual celebration of Link's victory!"
The crowd roared and a few stared at Link intently. Link really wished they didn't.
The plump man raised his hands and made a motion for the noise to stop.
"Yes, yes very exciting. Well, since we all know how the legend went, I will let the princess finish." He then ran off the stage.
The audience began whispering a few seconds afterwards. Kari looked at Link.
"Do you think she will do okay?" she asked.
"If this is the Zelda I know, of course," he said confidently.
Suddenly, the curtains ruffled yet again; this time it revealed Princess Zelda. She smiled at the audience who immediately began cheering loudly. Link could've sworn he heard whistles too.
"Thank you, people of Hyrule!" she said when crowd finally ceased. "This is a certainly night to remember. I'm very glad all of you came. But enough of all that, let's get down to business. I-"
She stopped abruptly. Her head was tilted upwards, looking at the sky; fear was in her eyes. When the crowd looked skyward, they noticed that the sky had become dark and stormy. Low rumbling was heard as the cloud turned into a looming terror right over the crowd.
Without warning a bolt of lightning escaped the cloud and headed towards the ground. Instead of hitting the crowd, though (and to Link and Kari's dismay), the bolt struck Zelda.
The second afterwards, the princess fell, never hearing the cries of her people as she went.
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Well, I hope you guys liked it! R&R and until next time:
Ness: Med does not own anyone besides Kari!
P.S. If you are wondering, no Zelda is not dead!
Med