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Nanakiyoda: Wow! I never knew that crazy insane driving was funny!

Tealraptor: I didn't think it was all that funny.

Nanakiyoda: Well you don't matter, the readers do so nah! (Sticks tongue out)

Tealraptor: Feh. Not what you said last night...wink wink

Nanakiyoda: Last night? What happ......!!!!!!! You Jerk!!!!!! (Pulls out of pocket a school bus and chases after)

BTW: Later that night at Kenshin's house

What was Jou-chan thinking, trying to drink me under the table? Now the poor tanuki was drunk and was actually enjoying herself. Shame Kenshin wouldn't join in on the fun. If he had, I could have actually gotten a buzz. Can't blame Jou-chan for drinking though after the whole Misao going sugar crazy behind the wheel of a car. Now Misao was calm but she was still grinning evilly at Jou-chan. Curious, I pulled Misao to Kenshin's room, leaving Kenshin to hold Jou-chan's hair while she expelled some of her...haha, food chunks, to make more room for the sake.

"Hey Misao, what's with the grin?" I asked the weasel, shifting the fishbone in my mouth. She grinned even more, rubbing her hands together.

"Well, haha, you know how Kaoru and Kenshin like each other right?" She asked, stretching out the right. Yeah, it was pretty evident, but they'd never admit it to each other. Wait a second...Misao doesn't intend to...!!!

"Misao! Jou-chan will kill you if she finds out you're trying to set her up!!!" I said quickly. She grinned even more, although I thought it would be physically impossible by now.

"I won't be making her doing anything against her will...she might not even remember...heehee" She replied launching a series of evil laughs. I gulped, knowing full well Jou-chan was in for it. Then I sighed, glad that I wasn't on the receiving end of Misao's evil genius. She walked out and I followed her, curious of what she was up to. We walked into the living room, and saw that Kenshin was sitting oroing on the couch with Megumi holding onto him and Jou-chan was yelling at Kenshin who was all swirly-eyed.

"Kenshin!!!! How could you!!!!" Jou-chan yelled and punched right in the forehead. Yeowch! Even when she's drunk she has a hard right hook. Poor Kenshin, we all knew none of this was his fault.

"Hey Kaoru, oh buddy, oh pal of mine. How 'bout a little karaoke? We all would love to hear your lovely voice." Misao asked, putting on a begging face. Kaoru turned towards her and blushed, raising her hand to her head.

"Wha...Misao...well, okay. Only since you asked...hic." Jou-chan answered, blushing even more and adding a hiccup of drunkenness to it. Misao grinned and ran up to the machine to get Jou-chan started.

"Ohohohoh! The little tanuki is going to sing? I'll pick the perfect song!" Megumi laughed and jumped up running to Misao's side. Does Jou-chan even know what she's getting into? I looked over at Kenshin to see what he thought. He was as confused as I was, maybe even more. I couldn't help but grin. Poor Kenshin, He doesn't even know that he's involved in this. Again, I reminded myself not to mess with Misao when she has the evil look on her face. I sat down on the couch to watch the disaster unfold.

"All ready!" Misao yelled cheerfully and handed Jou-chan the mic. Megumi stood up and walked to the door, locking it. Nobody seemed to notice this. Not even Kenshin. I grinned again, and then the music started.

"Uh...alright! Here goes nothing from the great and beautiful and talented Kaoru Kamiya!" Misao announced and did a weird pose with her feet spread apart firmly on the ground, her right arm back in a fist and her left arm facing us with her hand in a peace sign. She was grinning from ear to ear. Jou-chan was royally screwed. Megumi winked at me. She had set Jou-chan up with the perfect song. Kaoru sobered up a little, then took a deep breath in.

"I got my head but my head is unraveling cant keep control can't keep track of where it's traveling I got my heart but my heart's no good you're the only one that's understood…" Jou-chan belted out. It was The Perfect Drug by Nine inch Nails she was singing. Funny, if Megumi picked it out, why hadn't she picked out something sleazy?

"I come along but I don't know where you're taking me I shouldn't go but you're wrenching dragging shaking me turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky the more I give to you the more I die" Jou-chan continued and started dancing. I couldn't help but grin. Kenshin's eyes were bulging out of his head. Misao had her back turned from Jou-chan, and was holding her sides, biting her knuckles to keep from laughing.

"And I want you…" Jou-chan said and walked over to Kenshin, who was sweating profusely. I clutched my own sides in a fit of laughter.

"You are the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug" Jou-chan sang and walked back to the 'stage'. Megumi had her hand up, covering her mouth, muttering 'oh my'. I was fighting back my laughter and losing.

"You make me hard when i'm all soft inside I see the truth when i'm all stupid-eyed the arrow goes straight through my heart without you everything just falls apart" Jou-chan sang out seductively, glancing over her shoulder at Kenshin while her back was turned to us. Jou-chan is definitely drunk. I fell over, unable to stop my laughing. Kenshin was as red as his hair.

"And I want you you are the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug" Jou-chan chorused and started to feel tears well up in my eyes.

"My blood just wants to say hello to you my fear is warm to get inside of you my soul is so afraid to realize how every little bit is left of me" Jou-chan sang out and the started to turn red…she's starting to realize what she's singing, that's so funny!

"And I want you you are the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug the perfect drug" She sang again and by now was a deep red. Misao got up and motioned for Megumi and me to follow her out of the room. Kenshin had his face hidden, so I got up and walked out of the room.

"Take me with you without you everything just falls apart it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces" was the last I heard Jou-chan sing, do to that fact I was stumbling around in the hallway heading towards the kitchen due to the amount of laughter that had consumed me. Megumi and Misao were doing the same.

"I told you my plan would work!" Misao managed to choke out. I snorted

"Only because the little tanuki girl is drunk!" Megumi retorted and fell down laughing. I was fighting for air. I'm gonna laugh myself to death!

"She sobered up towards the end!" Misao said gasping for air.

"Clearly, Sake and karaoke and Kaoru don't mix…" I said and fell to floor laughing out as much I could until I had to get up and run to the bathroom.

OWARI

Nanakiyoda: Another masterpiece by the famous Nanakiyoda! (Repeats Misao's pose)

Tealraptor: Masterpiece? More like a disasterpiece! It wasn't even funny.

Nanakiyoda: Disasterpiece is such a great song by Slipknot, and what do you mean by it's not even funny?!

Tealraptor: It wasn't. What's with the bathroom thing any way?

Nanakiyoda: Sano laughed until he almost peed himself! Jerk!!! (Whacks him with school bus) Take that! Sheesh! I have yet to see you write one!

Tealraptor: Banzai chibbi chan churoo! (swirly-eyed)

BTW: Thanks to all reviewers. Though I doubt if this is even funnier. Boost my confidence and review away like there's no tomorrow then keep reviewing!

BTW: I don't own a damn thing so nah (sticks tongue out at disclaimer obsessed people)