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Nanakiyoda: Booyah! Just finished moving and getting a job at mcdonalds...ugh! I'm smelling much like cheese burgers and am developing an intense desire to rip open jelly packets and eat them up viciously...

Terminally Zaek: Uh...work is never good.

Nanakiyoda: So? Dude! It's called car insurence! That and I got my temps...Booyah! (It was seven in the morning and I had to work at 10 and was very tired...so my picture looks like crap.)

I awoke from my position of sitting against the wall. Opening my eyes, I realized someone was sitting on my lap. Looking over to see who it was, I realized that it was Miss Kaoru who was in my lap. Oh! Wait...that's right...Miss Kaoru was very drunk last night. Nothing happened though. She passed out seconds after Sanosuke, Misao and Megumi left.

"Uhn...what...ow...my...head hurts...wait...KENSHIN YOU PERVERT! GET OFF ME!" Miss Kaoru awoke, complained and yelled at me, then proceeded to jump up and smack me.

"Seisha is sorry Miss Kaoru! Seisha did nothing! Miss Kaoru was very drunk last night!" I tried to apologize and explain. Her eyes searched my own to see if I was telling the truth. Content, she sighed.

"What happened?" She asked, defeated and regretting the fact she couldn't remember what happened. I stood up.

"Megumi got you to sing." I explained. Her jaw opened from shock. She doesn't like singing...

"What! Kenshin! Wait...what song was it?" She asked, anger creeping across her face. Miss Kaoru isn't going to like this very much, that she won't...

"Perfect drug by Nine inch nails..." I muttered out. Her eye started twitching violently and her face flushed to a deep red. Oh no...I hope I don't recieve her temper this time again...

"Kenshin Himura...why did she make me sing that song?" She asked, testing to see if I would admit why she would be embarassed.

"It was for you to...admit...that you..." I couldn't finish the rest, nor did I need to. It had dawned unto her face. Finally, her eye took up twitching even more violently, and she started to smile, madly. I started to shake.

"You said it was Megumi who did this right?" She asked, not intending to listen for an answer. Her eyes already showing her evil idea of revenge forming.

"Miss Kaoru, now calm down..." I tried to talk her out of it.

"Oh no Kenshin...hahaha...she is going to suffer...hahaha..." She laughed out maniacally. Before I could protest, she walked away, a smirk and fire set in her eyes. Megumi has finally crossed the line... Curious, I decided to follow Miss Kaoru to make sure she didn't do anything that would get her thrown into jail...or prison. She had gone straight for the room Megumi was sleeping in. She walked in and grabbed something from the bedside table and walked back out of the room, still smiling, and walkedc by me without a word. I followed her into the kitchen. She grabbed one of the burritoes left on the table and shoved something into it, then walked to the dogcage.

"Miss Kaoru, I don't think you shoul-" I tried to protest again, but she gave Sanosuke's dog, Biiru, the burrito. Within one bite, the burrito was gone. Kaoru stood up and looked over to me.

"Before you ask...give it a few seconds..." She said. I looked at her confused. What has she done?

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY CELLPHONE HAS BEEN STOLEN!" A scream from down the hall rang out. I glanced back at Miss Kaoru and saw her hiding a chuckle. It suddenly dawned on me. Megumi's favorite possesion is her cellphone. She doesn't go anywhere without it. Kaoru took her cell and put it into the burrito, which...Biiru has now devoured...MissKaoru nodded her head and walked over to me, putting her finger over my mouth.

"Not one word." She confirmed and stepped back quickly. Megumi ran into the kitchen, Misao and Sanosuke walking behind her. They were still rubing their eyes from the sleep they were rudely awaken from.

"MY CELLPHONE IS GONE!" Megumi screamed out. I looked over to Miss Kaoru. She was still smiling, not even trying to fake any concern. Megumi stomped right over to her and glared her in the face.

"What is it Megumi? Is it stolen or is it gone?" Miss Kaoru asked her. Megumi stamped her foot into the ground.

"YOU TOOK IT DIDN'T YOU! i KNEW YOU WERE JEALOUS OF ME! NOW YOU'RE TAKING MY THINGS SO YOU CAN BE ME!" Megumi yelled at her, but Miss Kaoru kept right on smiling.

"You? Why would I want to be you? I think I'm doing just fine being myself. Yes, I took your cell, but not for that reason." Miss Kaoru admitted. Megumi's face flushed even more red than it had before, like she was about to kill Miss Kaoru.

"YOU BITCH! GIVE ME BACK MY CELL!" Megumi yelled out.

"Not even interested in why I did take it...pitiful, really." Miss Kaoru said, even though she was staring straight into the face of hell.

"Missy, just give her the phone..." Sanosuke begged. He's wanting to go back to bed.

"After she made me do what I did last night?" Miss Kaoru asked him. He shook his head.

"It was wrong, but you shouldn't sink to her level. Besides, she wasn't the only one who set you up." Misao admitted. Miss Kaoru sighed.

"Fine...the thing is, I can't give it back...you see...I kin-" She started to say, but from inside the dogcage, a muffled version of Crazy in Love begin ringing out.

"MY CELL PHONE! SOMEONE'S CALLING ME!" Megumi yelled out and dived for the dog cage, throwing Biiru out, and rapidly searching the dog cage for her cellphone. Biiru barked at her, the ringtone buzzing out through its mouth. Megumi freezed and turned to the dog, a murderous glint in her eyes.

"Megumi...don't..." I began, but was cut off.

"You fed that flea bitten mutt my precious cellphone?" Megumi asked, not really asking, but confirming. Miss Kaoru smiled and nodded. Megumi stood up, and walked over to the sink, pulled a knife from it and started towards the dog.

"Don't You Dare Fox!" Sanosuke yelled and grabbed Megumi's arm. Kaoru stepped forward.

"Megumi, it is possible to get your phone out without hurting Biiru. Please, don't hurt Biiru because of what I did. Look, I'll get some ex-lax and we'll follow the dog around until the phone comes out." Kaoru said, now that she had returned to her normal self.

"Are you frickin kidding me! I'm not digging through dog shit for my phone! No way!" Megumi protested.

Hours later...

I watched as Megumi yelled at the dog, complained about the smell, and rummaged through the feces for her phone, which had rang about four times before Biiru let it out. Kaoru, feeling guilty, offered to get the phone, but Megumi yelled at her and did it herself. Misao and Sanosuke watched Megumi cautiously, making sure she didn't try anything funny, while laughing. Kaoru finally gave up and was now in the shower. What a day it has been, but I don't think Megumi is going to let this slide with Kaoru...I should check on her...that I should...heehee. I grinned and ran towards the bathroom, my bad side taking over. I'll just get revenge for her...

"KENSHIN! YOU PERVERT!"

OWARI

Nanakiyoda: Uh...wow. Well, you asked for it. Sorry if I seemed distant in the last part, but I've been blogging on Livejournal lately (samuraijeimi) and don't have much time to be on this computer...so, yeah. There will be another chapter, soon.