I don't own any of the Gundam series or any thing else special for that matter, so don't sue me!
This is a fairly silly story which includes Gundam Seed, Wing, G, and even U.C. century characters and Mobile Suits. All characters are about equally stupid in their own ways so I'm not character bashing.
Prologue: A Friend Lost
"Watch out!" Mu La Flaga yelled at Kira. Kira in his Sword Strike Gundam barely evaded the rocket shot from an enemy Zaku II unit's bazooka.
"Thanks, Mu, I owe you," Kira said as he sliced through his assailant with one blow.
"Then take care of that Gelgoog for me!" Mu replied as he swerved and barrel rolled his Mobile Armor out of the way of a Gelgoog's double beam saber.
"Right away!" Kira lunged forward and impaled the Gelgoog through the cockpit, ending the fight before it began. Kira and Mu scanned the battle field for survivors but could see none.
"I guess that's it then," Mu said cheerfully," now lets get back to the Preventer's base." As Mu began leaving, with Kira following, a battered Zaku slightly rose and fired its machine gun straight for Mu. Before Kira could react Mu's already damaged Mobile Armor was hit in the main engines and it burst into flames.
"NO!!!" Kira cried out as his comrad was desinagrated before his now tear filled eyes. "AHHH!" Kira brought his sword down onto the Zaku and competely destroyed it. His Gundam fell to its knees as back up began showing up.
Chapter 1
(A few days later.) Kira trudged through the halls of the Preventer's base, still pained by his loss.
"Hey, Kira, turn that frown upside down!" the annoying Sally Poe said.
"How 'bout I smack you upside the head!" Kira threatend angrily.
"Gosh, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" Sally asked offended.
"No! My freakin' partner died a few days ago! How would you feel to lose a good friend?" Kira replied.
"I don't know. I don't have friends." Just then Lady Une came walking up.
"Kira, I need you in my office please," Une said.
"Fine, its better then talking to this retard," Kira answered. Une lead Kira into the office at the end of the hall, and both walked in. Une sat in her spinny chair and spun around once. Kira sat in a boring old grey chair.
"Do you know why I asked you here?" Une asked.
"For my phone number?" Kira replied smartly.
"You already have two girl friends Kira, and your 16."
"Is there a problem with that?"
"Just shut up you little perv! This is about a new partner."
"What? A partner?" Kira said angrily. "There's no way I'm taking a new partner! Not now, not ever!"
"Yes you are, or I'll take away your spiffy little outfit!" Une threatend.
"Fine, gosh," Kira sighed. "Who is it?"
"Actually you get two partners."
"Two?!" Kira protested. "Fine, but just no stinkin' dogs or kids, okay."
"They are Chang Wufei and Quatre Winner," Une said. "One is tempermental and sort of psycho and the other's just plain stupid."
"Why can't I have good partners?"
"Because I like being mean!" Une then kicked Kira out of her office and started singing kareoke.
(In a huge spacecraft of... EVIL)
A tall figure in red strolled to the main comunications screen as his minions operated their computers. The screen came on and showed a teenager with dark blue hair. "Commander Char, all is going as planned," the young man reported.
"I am pleased to here it Athrun Zala," Char replied.
"Why'd you say my name like that? Everyone knows who I am already."
"Never mind that. Anyways, what about our enemy Kira Yamato? Is everything well concerning him?"
"Yes, all is in place," Athrun answered.
"Excellent. Muahahaahaha..." Both Char and Athrun continued laughing there evil little laugh.
(Back at the Preventer's base)
Kira sat in his cockpit and fiddled around with stuff to clear his troubled mind.
"Hey, Kira!" Une called him. Kira poked his head up and saw three people, two he didn't recognize.
"What?!" Kira asked angrily.
"Don't ask 'what?'! Get your skinny butt down here!" Une ordered.
"Fine!" Kira jumped down from his Strike and landed next to Une. "What now?"
"I think you need an attitude adjustment, mister." Une suddenly reached out and pulled Kira's underwear over his head.
"OW!!!" Kira cried out in pain.
"You're weaker then a women," Wufei spoke up.
"Well you're dead meat!" Kira punched Wufei square in the nose, knocking him to the ground. Une, Kira, and Wufei all jumped into combat forming a dust cloud around them.
"We shouldn't be fighting eachother!" Quatre yelled out. All three stopped and stared at the pink wearing teenager.
"Get him!" Quatre was quickly pulled into the cyclone of pain and the pathetic skirmish continued.
"Warning! Warning!" the base alarm blared out. The four idiots stopped to listen for a moment. "Gundam pilots assemble!"
"I guess its time to see if you partners are completely useless or not," Kira said. All three pilots ran to there Gundams and prepared for launch.
To Be Continued...
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