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The Legend of Kingdom Hearts

Chapter 16 It's Mister All Talk And Muscle!: Griever

The man himself had a dark skin, covered only by an army jacket and matching pants and boots. He barely had any hair on his head; it was all lined on the top of his skull. This guy wasn't the kind that you would want to mess with: his masculine body spoke that by itself. (A/N: For those who have played FFVII, Griever looks kinda like an evil version of Barret minus the gun arm)

The heartless with him were also new. Almost exact duplicates of the soldiers they had a few differences: They were just as masculine as the man and had better armor than their predecessors. They still had the same red, sharp claws, same Heartless sign upon their armor, and same glowing eyes from the silver helmets, though.

"Who are you?" the dark-skinned man across from the group asked gruffly.

"I think that's none of your business," Kail answered him curtly. The man gave him an evil grin, revealing yellow teeth.

"Oh, but it is my business. I have strict orders to kill any entering this cave, like you, from my boss."

"And who would that be?"

The man spat at them. "Like I'd tell a buncha runts like you!"

"Ah, ah, ah," Link taunted. "Looks like someone's mother never taught her little boy how to control his temper."

"Why you little-"

Sora decided to kick it up a notch. "Your mother's so fat, when she went on a scale, it said "Only one at a time"."

This grabbed Griever's attention. "Oh yeah?! Well your mama's so ugly she went to an ugly contest and the judges said "No professionals please"!"

Link decided to join in the fun. "That's sad. Your mother is so fat, she got caught in the sky just by jumping."

As the three continued their fight, Yuna slowly leaned towards Zelda. "Do those two know what they're doing?" Yuna whispered to her. Zelda shook her head and said with concern, "Link never does, but I think both are going overboard now."

"Your mother's so ugly she made onions cry," Link said with a smirk.

Griever was turning red with rage."Yeah, well...well...Your mama's so-so...so..."

"Your mother's so stupid," Sora interrupted, "she stuck a battery up her ass and shouted "I got the power!"." Griever was held back from assaulting Sora by four of the soldiers.

"Mr. Griever, sir, you must cool off!" one said. "You will make the entire cavern collapse!"

"Shut up!" Griever shouted. "No one insults my mama like that and gets away with it!! Go get em' NOW!!"

As the heartless recovered from the man's enraged order, Link and Sora sprinted up to the party, hi-fiving each other when they did; they were very pleased with the results of their fiasco. The others were not impressed, however.

"You idiots!" Zelda chided them. "Of all things you've could have done, you had to go and upset the man! For the goddesses' sake, Link, I thought you were more mature than that!"

"Um-well..." Sora's voice trailed off, eyes looking skyward in embarrassment.

Kari crossed her arms. "You call insulting the man who said he was going to kill us 'fun'?!"

"Um...I got caught...in the moment?" Link said with the smallest hint of guilt.

Zelda smacked her face in agitation. Yuna gave them a look but said nothing. A lethal noise was heard from the enemy. Turning their heads, the group saw that the heartless had brought out drillers about half their size. Immediately, everyone brought out their "weapons", their shovels.

"Danm it!" shouted Link as he looked at his.

Then the heartless attacked. The group dispersed at the same time.

A few stragglers went after Zelda and Kari. The two went back to back as the heartless' drills began spinning. One thrusted it into Kari's face, though it was only deflected back by the end of the shovel. Zelda went into combat, knocking them over as she spun her weapon fiercely. Kari combated by slashing at the exposed skin on the enemy.

Sora and Kail were holding their own as well. Working as a team, Kail had leant him his shovel, choosing to fight with his fists. Now with double weapons Sora ran through the crowd, slashing at them in turn, Kail following in his wake.

Yuna, unfortunately, was having trouble. Heartless pushed her into a corner, away from the others. She tried swiping at them with her staff, but it was as productive as hitting the wall; they only came closer...

Link went head to head with Griever himself. Grasping his shovel, he gave a head-way charge, to which his opponent greeted as well. His shovel slammed against his arm, but caused hardly any damage.

Shit.

"You hafta' do better than that!" Griever taunted him. He shoved the weapon away and gave Link an uppercut with his left. Link was sent flying but he landed on his legs, wiping at his mouth.

"Link, take it!" Sora shouted at him, thrusting his second shovel to him. Link caught it with his free hand and nodded. He picked himself up and resumed his fight.

But when he looked up, Griever wasn't there. He scanned the cave walls. Nothing. Link was knocked down yet again as Griever knocked him down with his fists. Link was buried, face first, and everything was aching.

"I told you you's was a runt!" he said triumphantly. He lifted a leg to finish him off, but when he did, he noticed there was no leg. In the background stood Sora and Zelda, looking exhausted. Griever looked down, and to his surprise found his missing leg, along with two bloody shovels.

But instead of howling in pain, he laughed. He laughed an evil laugh that bellowed in the cave.

"So, you thought that was supposed to hurt? I guess I never told you, did I?" he grinned.

Suddenly, he began grunting loudly. A few heartless that Kari had been fighting dissipated in a black cloud and went into the wound; a few squelching noises were heard and Griever's missing leg was grown back.

"Wha?" the confused group gasped.

Griever gave yet another laugh. "Ha! You see, the heartless are a part of me, and I am a part of them. No matter what you do to me, I'll always be able to regenerate!" He leered at the group. "And that's not all..."

At this statement, the remaining heartless stopped fighting. Their bodies disintegrated into a large black cloud, which headed straight for Griever, and engulfed him.

"Uh oh," said Link.

Yuna, way back in a corner, watched in horror as the darkness swallowed Griever. Standing up with difficulty, she wiped at her gashes on her face. Pulling her staff up to her face, she began mumbling something. There's only one spell that can combat a creature of darkness...

Griever, finished with his transformation, stared the party down with his yellow eyes and roared, almost causing the cave to collapse. He had now grown about twice as large and was pitch black.

"Let's see how ya do now!" he roared.

"How're we going to beat him now?" Kari asked desperately on the other side.

The only thing that answered her was a blast from him. She was knocked over to the party's side, unconscious.

"And you're getting the same!" Griever told the party.

The enemy then began glowing a pale color. At first it seemed to be charging up for an attack, but it was being attacked instead. Griever howled in pain as the color spread over his body, consuming him in a bright light. When it was done, nothing stood in his place, save for Yuna, who was bent over and panting.

Okay, I'm sorry if the ending was lame, but I had writer's block. If I did any errors during the fight, sorry! Have no time to do responses, but thanks for doing so anyway! See ya next chapter! Review!! (hint Ninja Mage)

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