Valon and the Raphael
Chapter 2
KG: I don't know why my chapters keep getting deleted off my computer…The first time my computer froze before I could save but the 2nd time…I don't really know.
Bakura: Why and I Marik's servant?
KG: Blame my friend for that…not me…
Marik: As long as I still have my sexy looks…who cares what you are Bakura.
KG: Women, women…calm yourselves…now…Kaiba be a dear and tell them about my new fic.
Kaiba: Well anyway KG is gonna do something Jerry Springer like and we don't own Jerry Springer…It'll consists of various anime characters with problems like you see on JS. If you like this idea tell us and give us what u want for a 1st chapter…if you're not first then well us it next and blah blah blah…
KG: Very good Kaiba boy…
Kaiba: HEY! ONLY MY MASTER CAN CALL ME THAT!
Pegasus: (gives 2 thumbs up)
KG: o.o;;;;; I don't own YGO or BatB…and I like to thank my reviewers…I was gonna toss this fic but thanks to Cat I'm not….I cant let someone down who puts me on there alert.
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Valon ran into his house seeing pillow fluff everywhere. " Dad…what are you doing?" Valon said helping his 60- year old father, Joey out of the fluff. " Wait…what are you doing?"
Joey got up and tried to straighten up his back. He looked at Valon. " Valon how are you?" He then paused to take a good look at him. " Uh…my gender confused…child…why are you in a dress and bow…put some man clothes on!"
Valon looked though his clothes and then to his father's clothes. " Dad…where's my clothes?"
" What are you talking about? There in there."
" But all there is, is horny bunny hoodies and Speedos…" Valon said looking though the clothes.
" Well…then put them on…" Joey said while cutting out the latest playboy playmate named " Rebecca Hopkins" who was the youngest playmate at the age of 7 and was now 14. He then turned around to see Valon in a purple bunny hoody that went down to his belly button and a pink speedo. " Now don't you feel more manly?"
Valon looked at his clothes then back at his dad who was putting the center fold up. " No I don't feel manly…and why are you hanging up that picture of that 14 year old girl? She's to young for me…and WAY to young for you." Valon said.
" So who cares…I can still whack off to a picture of her…just need to fetch some viagra" (A/N: I don't own viagra either) Joey ran to his room then came back out. " I ran out of viagra…I just brought a whole bucket of it yesterday. I'll be back…I'm taking the donkey with me be good Val…don't get in to any trouble…" Joey said riding off on the donkey.
" o.o;;;; (Still stunned at the viagra statement) um…sure…what ever…I guess I'll go out to the field…but first I have to change out of this suit. He found a mini skirt and a tub top and put it on. " There's nothing wrong with me wanting to be a girl…I look sexy as one any way. He then went out to the field and started singing a song. " I like big dicks and I can not lie no other brothers can deny, when a boy walks with a itty bitty waist and a huge dick in my ass I get sprung!" He then started giggling his head off and fell in the flowers. " Oh Ra…I love being a woman because…you make me feel…you make me feel…you make me feel like a natural woman." Just then he heard a donkey run up to him. " O.o It's my dad's donkey." He walked up to the donkey and saw that Joey wasn't on there. " Kaiba…where's my father?" He looked at the donkey and got on top of him. " Ok Kaiba…I'm gonna ride you now…now show me where my father is…" Valon said and with that they were off
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KG: Hmmm it wasn't as long as I had hoped for…oh well…
Kaiba: Why am I a donkey?
KG: Because you're an ass hole…duh…
Valon: So I'm riding Kaiba?
KG: Yes you are…please read and review and I'll figure out what to do next chapter…