Chapter Four and a half
The actually not-so-gentle men

Dom grinned like a maniac. "Who first?"

"Alanna." Said Jon tonelessly.

"Revenge on the ex-lover, huh?"

"No- thatsnot---I mean...Uh"

Raoul, Dom, Neal, and Numair all started laughing.

"I'm king I demand that you shut-up."

"Um mi'lords, you did say you wanted the lioness's dress to be..uh... less than apealing correct?" The maid asked nervously.

"Yes thats right."

"Well I got sum dresses here two show you."

"Very well," said Jon commandingly, "Procede."

The maid showed them several dresses before they found the perfect one. The ghastly orange dress with beading identical to that of Roger's wizard rod. Raoul, set his revenge aside, because this was truly over vicious. he wouldhave spoken on Alanna's behalf, had the predatoryal look in Jon's eye's not scared him to death.

"Uh, guys Raoul just died."

"Don't be silly he just fainted."

At Numair's request they picked out Daine's dress next. They probaly wasn't the right word-he picked out Daine's dress.

Jon, still on his made hunt for revenge picked the uglyest green and pink striped dress the world has ever known for Thayet-poor girl.

Raoul woke up only no one noticed so it doesn't really matter.

Neal, when it was his turn to pick a dress for Yuki selected a simple white kimono. To the rest of the men this made no sense.

"Meathead, why on earth did you pick a dress like that."

"Thats sir Meathed! And I picked that dress because I'm not an idiot."

Dom started to laugh histericaly. "Since when."

"Since I had the brains not to make Yuki madder at me then she already is."

"Why does this matter?"

"Do you want to sleep alone for the rest of your life?" Dom blushed and opened his mouth to answer. "Oh give up Dom. We all know you have it bad for Kel."

Raoul grinned at his favorite sergant's dismay. "I distinctly remember Alanna saying, night before last that Kel had said she loved you."

"Actually Alanna said Kel said Kel had a crush on Dom."

"Same thing when it comes to Kel. She's so serious about everything." Pointed out Jon.

"Hey, that's not true."

"You dare defy me I'm your king you must do as I say!" Jonathan began turning blue as he continued his rant. " I am your ruler. I am always right even if I'm wrong. You will never question my judgement again. If you do I will destroy you, FOR I AM GOD!" He held his hands up toward the heavens as he spoke the last part.

"Great," complained Neal, "Like we need anouther politcian thinking he's god."

"I agree, Bush is more then enough."(oh no, my politics leaked into my writing)

In the end they managed to select all the dresses. (Dom got to pick Kel's. Poor girl.)

They all left the taylor's (Why do they have a taylor in a fort) Happily, Numair to hunt down the girls, all the rest of the actually not-so-gentle men to get ready.

Okay, I lost about half this chapter twice, so it's not as good as it should have been. I know it's not very long and it took me forever to update, but I suppose your used to that by now. On the up side I haven't been put on probation again so you don't have to listen to me rant. ANYONE WHO READS THIS SHOULD KNOW,I really, really would love it if you reviewed, I'm not gonna promise it would make me write faster, because I'm working on a huge writing project outside the fandom, and don't really have as much time to work on this as I would like. But it will make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
-giggles- (Yam, now your scared) (Yam, I did mean to write yam.) (all you weirdos saying yes or ya or something like that.)

Review Responses

Nutz Nina: Thanx for the reviews. I absoultly can not belive you liked Sparrow. I don't even like it anymore.

Cesy: so,so,so,so,so sorry about the spelling and grammar mistakes I'm really hopeless. I do try, if that's any consilation. And I have improved

Pussin Boots: She likes the choppyness. My lifes complete. I'm not being sarcastic here. I really enjoy knowing my readers enjoy my writing.

Seabiscuit0810: No fair! You used egad again! My envy only gets worse. Yes the dresses were hidious. My sister, who is a wonderful artist is drawing pictures of them for me. She's gonna post them on fan art central. So next chapy I intend to tell people where to go if they want to find them. She unfortunatly only did Daine and Kel's.

Guacamole13: I wil not give anything away, exept to tell you; that yes, this is gonna get good.

Socerous shadowrain: Cool name! Actually they didn't do anything near so devious as drug her, Buri just spent the entire night worrying about being married. (how boring!)

DOMLUVR4EVER: Your welcome for the review it was a really good story. About your complement; THANK YOU I love it when people tell me I'm wonderful it keeps me happily conseated, hold on I ssssooo did not just say that.

thingy of um thingyness: why r u laughing at me? -sobs histerically-

princess-of-everything: I like the name I have a user name simaliar to it on some site or anouther. (Queen-Of-The-Universe) I'm glad you like the story.

Pinky: -bows humbly- (Ya, like I can do anything humbly) All has been explained. (except what mental disease I have but that is a secret young grass hopper) (okay during that whole thing you should have been picturing me as on of those chinesse kong fu masters from the movies.) ( Ya know, the whole when you can take this pebble from my hand deal.)

Kelly of Masbolle:I'm glad you think it's getting funnier but it's not. My sugar problem's just getting worse.

ilikellamas: Don't worry about the probation thing, that was what the third time I was put on probation. I'm used to it. I just wanted to rant. Look Mommy it's raining shoes was a real peice of comedic geinus (Seadragon's one of my fav. authors) I was wondering something I hope I don't sound rude asking but where are you from? From the way you talk I'm gonna guess somewhere in Europe but I'm probaly wrong. You have the write to be flattered it's a cool name. About sounding like Neal, I don't thing I can stop you, but I might be able to comfort you. I silp into talking like Neal all the time. And oddly enough when you start banging your head on the table during lunch screaming: Oh some ine please save me I sound like Neal, they think your a loon. And because I'm a huge fan of the pairing. There will be K/D action in un-healthy amounts in chapter five. It unfortunatly may get a little romance novely. Hey if you haven't read it you should read Soap it's one of my own storys (one-shot, K/D, romance/humor, inhumanly amounts of soap.)

jinga: thought about that but I decided that instead of having them run away I would make their punishments, brace yourself, enjoyable. And for the comedy aspect we'll torture the boys. But I will give you the heads up that the running away to the Yamini Isles shows up in a bit of a different form.

um: Glad you like it(:

queentigress:You know since starting this story my ego has grown four sizes. IT'S WONDERFUL! Thanks for the comment.

Miss Lyss: You know everyone was wondering about Yuki. Except my mother. When she read it she knewWhat was going on right away.The battle suggestion I swear to youwill arise, with a twist that makes it even more comical.

BANANA: You noticed, Oh please tell me it wasn'tthe horns and tail that gave me away.

Feyla: This is why I love fanfic. I get to put my fav. characters through cruel and unusual punishments. I'm glad you liked the way I did the rules. I was afraid that that wouldn't work out the way I wanted it to.

magewhisperer: I'm flattered you like the story. About the laughing. Why does everyone keep doing that. Do I look funny or something? I no I do look funny. I'm going to have to become a hermit andlive the rest of my life in my room.