Chapter four and three-fourths
A gift for the reviewers

Okay so I WANTED to work on chapy five but unfortunantly what I've written so far is in florida. where as I'm a ten hour car drive away in huntsville.

This is just a small gift for you wonderful people who put up with my irratic updating.

It was a gloomy day. It was raining. It was pouring. The old man was snoring, but you couldn't hear him over the thunder.

Keladry of Mindelan was only half a mile from the palace. Only half a mile! She should have been in her nice cozy room with her birds, her cat, her dog, and her friends. But no, she was in a disgusting bar, with completely wasted guys staring at her. Great Mother save me!

She decided to have a drink. She didn't drink often but she had some occasionaly.

She ended up having to many and dancing on the bar. The only thing she really noticed through her druken haze, were people's eyes greens, and browns, and blues. The pair that really caught her attention, was a set of saphire blue orbs. She couldn't find their owner though. She remembered she had wanted to find the owner because they looked vaugly familar.

-end flashback-

"You're all done mi'lady."

Kel looked at her self in the mirror. There was no denying she looked pretty. Not in the way of the court though. Where they were twiggy barbie dolls, Kel was big-boned and well mucled. Yet still she managed to look pretty.

"Time to face the mess hall."

As Kel walked out she was nearly run over as a very angry Thayet, and a livid Alanna raced past. Yuki was walking behind them. Hey, why does she get to wear something like that! Life just isn't fair.

-End of specialy added on for the fans chapter-

Chapter five should be out in about a week and a half.

Reviewer Response

TO ALL MY REVIEWERS
I love you people(:
I was reading the reviews I got on chapter four and a half -does happy dance- I'm so happy I'm gonna bust. You see that's the best part of writing comedys your reviewers are as insane as you. But when I was reading the reviews, i kept breaking out into fits of histerical laughter. I mean I was having a really depressing day, then I looked at my stats and saw I had 17 new reviews. As I was reading them I got happier and happier till I really just wanted to write a bonus chapter.

Princess-Of-Everything: I like it, princess-of-the-universe. It sounds cool. I'm sorry about the wait I'm to say the least, hopeless.

Desatre: The runaway to the isles biz is gonna show up jus' not in the way you expect.

megster: I have to admit I think Jon is a jerk sometimes, but sometimes he's okay. He can't be really compassionte with a job like his. (I still hate him when he's acting like a prig) God, Bush is an idiot. How on earth did he end up president two terms running. The only good thing about him winning the election is that he can't run again!

thingy of um thingyness: I like -rubs hands together, eyes gleaming evily- I like it alot.

magewhisperer: you're sure I don't look funny? Ah, poor Dom so clueless. You know from the way the not-so-gentle men are acting you'd think I'd drugged them. -shifty eyes- I didn't just say that.

seabiscuit0810: 5:30? Your crazy I never wake-up before 12:00 if I have a say in the matter. And what's the difference between breakfast and lunch?

Selene: Glad to be of service -does silly bow- (cool name. Where'd you get the idea for it?)

Irish Violinist: I'm glad I didn't let you people read the original. Glad you liked the story.

Pussin Boots: I'd never let any of the not-so-gentle ladys kill any of the not-so-gentle men. The guys are all just so cute. How would we survive without them?

Nutz Nina: I'm glad some onenose why they need a tailor. Now if onlypeople didn't know my natural hair color...I'm gladu don't remember whatSparrow is. Forreasons of my own I won't delete it. But that doesn't mean I don't hate it any less.

Queen Tigress:Tank ku (that's my weird way of saying thank you) (u know it's kinda baby talk)

um: Numy won't be late. Just remember the discription of Daine's dress. Ya, why is Neal smart any way...Oh, ya. That's right the drugs.Dove you idiot you haven't written about the drugs yet. oh, gosh I'm talking to myself again. Ah, the men in the white lab coats. Run away!

Miss Lyss: Yay, logicaly the boys should come first. ButI decided when I was writing thischapyfour and a half that I wasn't going to switch them because I liked having the dresses introduced with the girls reactions.

DOMLUVR4EVER: I'm glad you liked. I still can't belive I let my politics spill over into my writing. Bad me.

Fauna Greywolf:The drugs, ah how many times have I mentioned those. That was supposed to be a secret.Nevermind don't listen to me. Why didBush get re-elected. It was obvious to me (even though Iwas still in middle school) that he had no idea what he was doing! AboutJon and Neal both those weird personality shifs will be explained.

Kasey Rider: I'm not gonna give anything away. I'm not gonna give anything away. I'm gonna bring back people from the dead. Damn I gave something away. Glad you liked the story.

Confusedknight: I'm so glad this is making people laugh. Belive it or not when I wrote the first chapter I was afraid it wasn't going to be very funny.

Sorceress ShadowRain: Jon's weirdness will be explained I promise.