An/ My first one-shot everybody::bows: WHOO! This is a dumb idea me and my friends played with…it's such an inside joke now…lol. Anyways…hope it's funny!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket….if anyone knows how I could own Fruits Basket…a reward is being offered!
Tohru Honda hummed idly as she busily prepared dinner. As Kyo walked past the kitchen, he stopped, watching Tohru struggle attempting to carry way too many pots at once. "Hey! Be care-" there was a loud crashing sound. Tohru was lying on the floor; their dinner sprawled all over. "Ahhh! What did you do!" Kyo screamed, rushing into the kitchen.
"AH! K-Kyo-kun! D-dinner! I'm sorry! I'll just clean—"
"No wait! Stop moving! Are you ok?" Kyo interrupted.
"Huh?"
"Are you hurt? There's glass everywhere."
"I'm fine Kyo-kun. Thank you for worrying about me." Kyo blushed profusely. "Oh, but dinner…I'll just start over!" Tohru exclaimed enthusiastically.
"What! It'll take you forever for you to cook it all over again by yourself." He paused. "Here, let me help you." Tohru smiled. 'Kyo-kun's so thoughtful.' "What are we making?"
"Cod." As Tohru and Kyo unsuspectingly made dinner, a dark firgure loomed in the shadows of the forest, watching. He ducked down quickly as Yuki Sohma wandered past; the smell of dinner filling the air. The figure moved.
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"Oh Tohru-kun! This is delicious!" Shigure squealed in delight.
"Well, Kyo-kun helped me too." Tohru confessed happily.
"Really? Well Kyo, I hope you weren't hitting on poor little Tohru-kun!"
"NO!1" Kyo bellowed hotly.
"I'm disgusted." Stated Yuki flatly.
"Don't you listen to him you $# rat!"
As the commotion continued on, the dark figure made his move. He crept up silently to the house, concealing a weapon in his sash. There was a knock at the door. All three Sohma's, and Tohru, looked up curiously. "I'll get it." Kyo muttered reluctantly. As he walked into the entryway, a machete whizzed past his ear---narrowly missing him---and landed in the wall. Kyo stood rooted to the spot; stunned solid. A man with black hair dashed past him, knocking him over, and retrieved the sword from the wall. "Next time…I won't miss." He growled, leaning over Kyo, the sword aimed at his throat. "Prepare you worthless cat." Kyo looked in horror to see the man standing over him, was his father. (NOT KAZUMA DUH! Lol ) "You took my wife's life. Now I'm going to take yours." Not having time to think, Kyo dropkicked his attacker and rolle dout of the way. Shigure, Yuki and Tohru burst in from the dining room.
"Kyo-Kun!" Tohru cried in exasperation. IN one split second, Kyo's father sat up and chucked the machete at Tohru. She instantly dove to the floor, but managed to get one of her pigtails sliced off.
"Honda-san!" Tohru scrambled to get up and buried herself in Yuki's chest.
"Tohru! Get out of here!" Kyo screamed. Shigure pulled her behind him. Being distracted, Kyo suddenly found himself being choked. In the corner of the room; his father spitting in his face. Doing the only thing he could think of, he kicked his dad as hard as he could (in the groin…lol oww). Kyo fell to the floor, and was soon enraged in battle.
"Stop standing there and help me!" Kyo shouted after fifteen minutes of nearly dying.
"What do you want us to do!" Yuki yelled, dodging the end table that had just been hurled in his direction; Shigure was still defending Tohru.
"Throw something!" Kyo gasped. "ANYTHING!" Tohru tore herself away from Shigure's grasp, panicking.
"Here Kyo!" she cried, returning. "CATCH THE MEAT CLEAVER!" The incredibly sharp knife soared towards Kyo's face. He ducked and it stopped centimeters above his head.
"TOHRU YOU IDIOT!" He yanked the meat cleaver out of the wall and stabbed his father---who fell unconscious. "Thank you."
An/ YAYAS! Hope you liked it…it's not too long, but I thought it was funny. Please review:begs: PLEASE! XP