Thank you all for the great reviews andI don't own diddly-squak!
chantelle-yes I'm aware.I guess I'veseen that episode one to many times! thanks for the great review!
a-one of favorite episodes too.thank you for catching that continent thing.I was never good at that stuff butI did change it!
airhead14-I felt like watchin while writing this and it comes on in a hour whereI am! thanx!
SailorLeia-Thank you so much. il ove reviews with lots of enthusiasm(sp?)I will beupdating soon becauseI finished it butI love watchin people squirm!
Ok. I love this chapter. I think it's the funniest one in the whole story!
"Come on Luna let's apparate to Heathrow." said Ron hastily pulling her a long.
"Ron you know we can't, the minister put on charm so no one can apparate there to protect the muggles!" whispered Luna "But I have a drivers license and we could just pick up a rental car." said Luna happily.
"Fine! Lets go" yelled Ron running towards the exit.
Later in the car
Luna was speeding down the high way while Ron was holding on to his seat for dear life!
"This is fun! Whoa!." screamed Luna as she sped down a hill.
"Well, I've never gone this fast before" They both screamed for different reasons.
"Luna, forget it, okay? Heathrow is - is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time." said Ron clucthing onto his seat.
"She's got her cell, you could call her." said Luna swirving the car.
"I am not proclaimimg my love for her over the phone." said Ron closing his eyes for fear of something or someoneLuna might hit.
"You don't have any other choice!" yelled Luna and she let go of the steering wheelto look in her purse for her phone.
"LUNA" Screamed Ron
Back To Hermione on the plane.
ring
Hermione grabbed her phone
"Hello"
"Hey Hermione" said Luna as if it was any other day.
"Luna? Is everything okay" asked Hermione as a short man with sunglasses sat down next to her, who looked oddly like Elvis.
"Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane." said Luna making it up as she went.
"What? Why?" said Hermione alarm obvious in her voice. The elvis guy turned to look at her.
"I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the...uh... left Philange."said Luna looking at her hand.
"Oh, Luna, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane." said Hermione getting a shocked look from Elvis.
"Alright, look, I have to go and I will call you the minute I get to France." andHermione hung up the phone.
"Uhm, what was that?" asked the passenger next to Hermione.
"Oh, that was just my loony friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange." said Hermione shrugging it off.
"Okay, that doesn't sound good" said the passenger breathing heavily.
"I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right" said Hermione pulling out a book to start reading!
"But she is sometimes" said the passenger getting out of his seat.
"No, she's just a bit crazy" said Hermione trying to calm the man."Wait, what are you doing?" she asked as the man grabbed his suitcase.
"Well, I can't take this plane now." said the man heading for the exit but he was stopped by the stewardess.
"Excuse me, sir, where are you going?" asked the stewardnes, a tall girl who had brown eyes and blonde hair pulled up in a tight bun.
"I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend" he said pointing at Hermione "Has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange" he said announcing it to the entire plane. Hermione hid her face in her hands.
"What's wrong with the plane?" asked some of the other people.
"There's nothing wrong with the plane." said the stewardess.
"Yeah! The left Philange!" yelled the Elvis passesnger.
"There is no Philange!" protested the stewardess.
"Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a Philange!" screamed Elvis.
"I'm not flying on it!"
"Ma'am, please sit down!" the stewardess said.
"What's going on?" asked someone.
"We're all getting off. There is no Philange!" Elvis screamed. Hermione sat there rubbing her temples, but then got up and left too.
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