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Resha: Wine!? GiLa aNiMe, we are not allowed to drink those.

GiLa aNiM3: *already drunk* What were you talking about again?

(-sweat drops-)

Hakkai: GiLa aNiM3 is not a good drinker, is she?

Gojyo: Resha, it's good for your health!

(-sound of a bommerang-)

Sanzo: She's under age!

Resha: I won't get drunk! Obviously...

(-sound of gunshot-)

Gojyo: Careful with that Gun, you may get us killed!

Sanzo: Goku and GiLa aNiM3 are under age! Why the heck did you gave the drinks to them?

Hakkai + Gojyo: *looks each other* Because they wanted too!? *shrugs*

Sanzo: ### Grrr...

Hakkai: Anyways people, They do not own the Gensomaden Saiyuki. The respectful owners do. *duck*

(-wines thrown all over-)

Hakkai: Um... Sanzo... that wines are expensive you know...

Resha: Sigh...

Note: This is the same story as The Angel's Journey, we made a year ago. But changed a lot of plot.

Gensomaden Saiyuki: The Goddess's Journey

Ó Wenna Demon Sin & Resha Valentine

Episode 3: Fake

"Going to the west we go ~ to find someone to destroy ~ ordered by a Goddess ~ before it revives ~ with the help of Genjo Sanzo ~" They sang in the vehicle with annoyed Sanzo. Veins were popping from his temple but he kept calming. But eventually it failed and he whacked Sakura with the paper fan since she was the closest. She was sitting in the middle of Sanzo and Hakkai. Hakkai giggled.

"Why did you do that for?" She had a red color bump on the left side of the head and Sanzo looked proud. "To keep you quiet," He replied looking left. She fisted angrily with flames behind her; "I'll kill you, Sanzo!" She gripped her fist tight that she would kick him off the vehicle but Hakkai calmed her from behind. Inside head, she was hitting Sanzo again and again in chibi. She sighed and when Hakkai stopped the vehicle, she turned to the front. They saw someone in rat cloth standing on their way.

"Hey who's that?" Goku pondered, "He's blocking our way." They saw a woman's face in the rat cloak and she was looking at Sakura, who looked baffled. The woman had an evil grin and jumped in the bushes. Sanzo's expression was different, "I sense that something might happen." "?" Sakura turned to him, "Like what?" "You'll see," He said, "We need to get to a town as soon as possible before the sun set." "Okay!" Hakkai agreed and moved the vehicle.

The woman in the bushes looked at Sakura and smiled. Suddenly smokes surrounded her and she opened her rat cloth. She had two sky-blue fangs with long untied sky-blue hair behind. Her appearance looked exactly like Sakura. Her smile widens.

The boys and Sakura were in an inn. They sat down and had drinks. "I want every food in this place!" Goku beamed raising up his arm with red cheeks as Sakura sweat dropped from his left. She startled avoiding away from Goku when Sanzo whacked him with the paper fan. She had squinting eyes looking at Goku's swirl eyes. Hakkai giggled, "You're getting expert in that." "Tell me about it," Gojyo grumbled, "He has three targets to hit with that."

Sanzo hrmmed and ordered a beer. He looked at Sakura who was still looking at Goku, "Tell me something." "Hrm?" She looked at him. "Don't you remember anything?" He asked seriously. She had a questioning look, "Transparently nothing. Well, there's one thing I remembered." "What is it?" They asked. "I know I have a fiancee," She replied smiling and they crashed down. She held up her necklace, "'To Chan Sakura, love from your fiancee.'" "We know that!" Sanzo scolded angrily with veins popping out from his temple, "Something else than that." She thought and pointed up the ceiling. The boys looked up the ceiling in chibi with stupid expressions. "I feel that I used to stay up there," She added in chibi and they crashed down again. They sweat dropped and Gojyo was heading to the other room; game room. Sakura crashed down as Sanzo whacked her with the paper fan, "That's nonsense." Hakkai giggled with sweat drops.

Gojyo was having fun playing the card game. He won every time since he started. Just then, few girls surrounded him and praised him. He laughed, "I have luck in playing card game. That's my specialty." Some girls kissed, hugged and held him and he liked it a lot.

"So playing cards huh, Goj~yo?" He heard a familiar voice from behind. He turned and she was Sakura with no sleeves shirt and short skirt. "Sakura?" He turned with an eyebrow shot up, "Sexy cloth." She thanked smiling and wrapped her arms onto his shoulder, "Care to win another one for me?" "Sure, my pleasure," He agreed, "Promise you kiss me." She smiled.

"Is that Horny Cockroach still playing card game?" Goku whined childishly, "I'm bored. Aa… San~zo." He faced Sanzo and crashed down when he threw the paper fan to him. Sakura laughed, "You knew he will call your name." "That showed clearly since he had been take caring…" Hakkai pointed. "Owned," He corrected. "… Owned Goku since he saved him…" Hakkai added. "Saved him?" Sakura repeated, "Does Goku need protection? He's too powerful." "I wasn't free once. I was jailed in the mountains," He smiled casually and her expression changed. "Aww… Goku… I don't know…" She retorted softly. "It's okay," He hugged both Sanzo and Sakura, "I got you two as my parents!" Sanzo and Sakura's expression changed and whacked him. He crashed down and a sweat drop formed on Hakkai's head. "Serves you right," She cleaned both her palms and her eyes widened immensely.

"What's the matter, Sakura?" Goku asked on the floor. "I feel something. Could it be?" She pointed, "Gojyo's in danger."

"I won, Sakura. What do you think of that?" Gojyo smiled looking at her. She smiled and dragged him up the stairs. He had a questioning look, "Where are you taking me?"

"Have you seen Gojyo?" Hakkai asked the counter and he had question marks all over. "Hakkai, he doesn't know Gojyo," Sakura pouted childishly with irritated eyes and crossed arms. "Who's Gojyo?" His eyebrow shot up and Goku marched up to him. "He has red eyes, red hair with an antenna on his head like a cockroach. He's a pervert and would sleep with any pretty lady," He explained insulting. "That's over," Sanzo whacked on his head, "He has cruel intention." "Now that's over," Goku hissed from below. Hakkai and Sakura shared a huge sweat drop behind their head.

"Aw… that customer," The counter replied and pointed Sakura, "He had ordered a room with this fine lady." "Room?" The boys repeated looking at her. Her jaw was widely dropped down, "I never did!" She walked to him, "Can you tell me their room? I am her twin sister." Goku had his jaw dropped and Hakkai had an innocent smile. "Are you going to sleep with someone?" The counter asked and saw Sanzo wrapping his right arm to her. "Sanzo?" "That's non of concern," he said and she had vertical lines on her face. They walked up the stairs.

"Does Sanzo likes Sakura?" Goku asked Hakkai from behind but he just giggled, "Hakkai! I am talking to you?" He jumped over him. "I'll tell you later."

"Do I have to throw you off so you will stop holding me?" Sakura stopped annoyed on the first ground. He put down his arm with no expression. "This must be their room," She opened the door and their expression changed when they saw different couple on the bed together looking at them with dotted eyes. Sakura panicked, apologized shutting the door. They then paused when they heard Gojyo's voice and the same voice as Sakura from the next door. They looked at each other and nodded.

They ambushed in and they had their jaw widely dropped down when they saw another Sakura on the bed with Gojyo. "Sakura?" He questioned and looked infront of him, "Two Sakuras?" "How dare you think she's me!" Sakura had her head bigger than her body, "She doesn't act like me. Her hip are bigger than me and her complexion, it is not as fair as me!" Hakkai and Goku felt small behind her. The woman in front of Gojyo steamed up and pointed, "How about you? You don't act like a girl. Your breasts are small and you are short-tempered." Goku looked at Sakura's breasts and nodded, "She is right." Sanzo hit him angrily while Sakura boiled up. "Let me break her into pieces," She claimed angrily. "Heh!" The woman said and kicked Gojyo away. She stood up and wings appeared on her back that pushed Sakura away.

Two antennas were dragged out from her head and it sounded like a cockroach. Sakura squeaked and vanished without no one knowledge. The enemy laughed, "The Sanzo party are clever enough but how did she knows?" "It's non of your concern!" Sanzo aimed his gun to him but Gojyo stopped him. "Let me!" He demanded, "She humiliated me. I should slept with a human than a cockroach." He looked disappointed. "Queen Cockroach to you!" She corrected with a high pitch. "A half demon I see," Hakkai pointed, "A special one." "Related to the Gyumao's revival," Sanzo added. "That's non of your concern!" She said angrily.

Gojyo tried to attack the Cockroach but its' wings were protecting itself. "The wings are a good shield," Gojyo praised and she was flattered. She snapped when he saw Gojyo running to corner. Her eyes widened when Goyjo pointed a pesticide spray. "I like it when you are fond of me but I am not fond of Cockroaches," He sprayed and it fainted. "But Goj~yo, you are a Cockroach," Goku pointed childishly at him in chibi. He looked at him angrily, "Shut up or I'll spray you!"

"That's done," Gojyo said happily and looked at his friends, "Don't remind me that I nearly slept with a Cockroach." Hakkai and Goku had an innocent look. Suddenly the enemy dragged Gojyo's leg, "This is not the end yet!" Sanzo aimed his gun and pulled the trigger, "I had enough of this nonsense." The enemy yelled and turned into dust. The wind blew the dust out of the window. "Thanks, I owe you that," Gojyo smiled. "I didn't meant to save a pervert like you," He corrected putting back his gun.

"Where's Sakura?" Hakkai pointed looking left and right. "She was here a moment ago," Goku replied and they looked up when they heard shivering from above. "What are you doing up there?" Gojyo asked stupidly. "Don't you know I hate insects? They are disgusting, scary and most of all, they are very dirty!" She said angrily. "Aw…" Gojyo had an evil look, "So you are scared of insects huh?" He transformed into chibi looking for an insect and she yelped when he showed up a spider. She jumped away and hid behind Sanzo, "And I am not fond of Spiders too because they don't like me and I don't them like either." Sanzo tsked and walked away, "I need to get my rest." Sakura looked at his move, "Wait up Sanzo, I don't want to end up with insects!"

Gojyo smiled and walked out. "Hakkai," Goku looked up at him, "Does Sanzo likes Sakura?" Hakkai smiled and walked out. "Hakkai!" "Could be!"

Inside the room, someone was laughing in a high pitch. The sound was coming from a small bee, "So she's still alive?"

"I am sorry, Sakura but she looked exactly like you," Gojyo had apologized a thousand times but she never paid attention. "You should be ashamed of yourself," Goku said, "You knew that was not her. You knew she doesn't act like that." "Shut up, I am not talking to you," Gojyo scolded and they started fighting. Sakura sighed with sweat drops, "Boys…" She looked in front and smiled, and fisted, "I'll restore back my memories. I will."

To be continued

Episode 4: Lady Demoness

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