Hey freaky ppl! here's chapter 2, i just realized now how retarded this flashback thing is continuing on into the next chapter and i'm sorry plz don't hate me! o yea and everything in brackets is my little ad-libs (those are fun!)

Disclaimer: yea i still don't own nadda but Sam and the plot (yay!)


The first day of digging was the roughest day of Sam's life, even worse than finding out that Mr. Sir was a father.

"This is insanity! How can anyone do this everyday?" Sam thought after two hours of digging and not getting very far. All the other boys were a quarter way done their holes, making Sam feel useless and pathetic.

"Better hurry up there Sam or you'll finish that hole by next week, then you'll have to make up for it!" shouted X-Ray as the rest of the boys laughed.

"That wasn't very funny asshole!" Sam thought while continuing digging. "This is gonna take me forever, shit! Why the hell do I have to be the fucking whimp?"

15 minutes later Mr. Sir arrived in the water truck.

"Hey Sam, come get some water!" Yelled Caveman.

"No I'm good." Replied Sam who just continued digging.

"Hey you, Sam, come here and get some water." Yelled Mr. Sir after filling up the rest of the guys water.

"No! Leave me alone!" Sam replied heatedly.

"Come get some damn water or you'll get dehydrated!" Shouted Mr. Sir walking over to Sam's hole.

"Why the hell would you care? You're not my father!" Yelled Sam angrily glaring into Mr. Sir's eyes.

And with that Mr. Sir just turned and drove away.This argument causedall the guys tostare at Sam questioningly.

"What the hell was that all about?" Asked Caveman.

"Nothing, just forget about it." Replied Sam who began digging faster. Eventually the guys all got back to digging.

Throughout the day the guys started finishing their holes and walked back to camp, first Zero, then Xray, then Squid and so on til only Sam was left. Eventually Sam finished and walked back to camp just in time for supper, if you could call it that. Sam quietly ate supper, trying to hold down the gagging, and when finished returned to the tent and fell asleep.

The next few days were about the same, Sam got up with everyone else, dug with everyone and was the last one done always, hardly ever speaking to anyone and when forced to would reply with a sassy, sarcastic remark.

Eventually Sam came around and spent a bit more time with the guys but still hardly ever spoke.

End Flashback

The guys came to respect Sam for never showing any emotions, yet still had no nickname for Sam, they needed to know more about the quiet boy first.

On the reunion of Sam's first day at camp, Sam was once again the last remaining digger in the field. As the day was dragging on Sam just felt like giving up and running away, but knew that survival would be slim!

"Hey, hurry up Sam! You're gonna be late for supper!' yelled ZigZag walking up to the last remaining digger.

"Just give me a sec, I'm almost done." replied Sam. After a few minutes Sam finished digging and walked back to camp with ZigZag, where they met up with Magnet and X-Ray.

"Boy, you must be the slowest digger in this camp!" said X-Ray.

"At least I'm the –est of something." Replied Sam sarcastically.

"You've been here for a full week and you still haven't managed to finish digging before Manee, and he's the whimpiest kid in this camp!" laughed Magnet.

"Bite me alright!" Sam shouted angrily.

"Woah, calm down! What's up with you?" asked X-Ray.

"Yea, I was just kiddin'"

"I know I'm just havin' a bad day alright, so leave me alone."

"Better lose that attitude before goin' into the mess hall! You gonna get yourself in trouble little man." Said X-Ray seriously.

"Sounds like fun!" Replied Sam sarcastically.

X-Ray just laughed while walking into the mess hall.

"Aw man I'm never gonna get used to this food!" said Sam poking at the goop on the plate.

"Hey man I've been here longer than you and I still ain't used to it!" Laughed Armpit, although he was almost done his.

Walking back out of the Mess Hall to the tent the guys were all messing around and laughing about the dumbest of dumb things. (that's right!)

"Hey Sam why you always wearing that hat?" Asked ZigZag.

"Cuz I like it!" replied Sam, "Why the hell would you care?"

"Cuz we've never even seen your face before!" replied Magnet slightly lifting up the beak of Sam's hat causing Sam to push Magnet away.

"Yea for all we know you could be a girl!" Laughed Armpit, followed by laughs from all the other guys, including Zero.

"Very funny." Replied Sam as they walked into the tent.

"Hey it would explain why you suck at diggin'!" Said Squid falling down onto his cot.

"I know girls who could dig holes around you!" Sam replied while leaning against one of the poles

"Well of course they would, there's so many of 'em who want this" he said pointing to his body, "That in order to get it they'd have to keep the rest of the girls away." Gaining "yea's" and high fives from the rest of the guys.

"Don't flatter yourself tiny." Replied Sam quietly.

"What was that?" Squid asked angrily, getting offhis bed and into Sam's face.

"You heard me smart ass. I said 'don't flatter yourself tiny.'" retorted Sam saying each word slowly and clearly.

And with that Squid tackled Sam to the ground, knocking Sam's hat off and revealing shoulder-length brown hair.

"Holy shit!" exclaimed Squid


(OO cliffy… u probably already know what's gonna happen, cuz u so smart,but o well I tried and just in case you didn't catch it the whole "tiny" comment was related to Squid's manhood, although its probably quite nice hehe!) Review ppl, it makes me smile, even if its mean!