Chapter One: Sahrah!
She was typing on the computer with the utmost importance. Her hands flew across the board with grace. She was indeed talking to five people at the same time; none of them she had seen face to face. Her brown hair was tied in a tight braid and laced in a dark blue ribbon. Her hazel eyes kept watch on everything she was typing, making sure there were plenty of things to talk about in each conversation. Sahrah Marmalade was up at 5:00 in the morning in Tokyo, Japan, on a school night. She had three hours before going to school, so she saw so reason to go to sleep if it was only three hours.
The person she's talking to right then was Cupcake.
DOOM4ALL: I swear I've been having these weird dreams lately! It's full of this snow leopard that's jumping around everywhere and swatting at me. Then right after that I wake up, so I can never tell what happens! T.T
BrowniesRULE: Why does that matter if you wake up, eh?
DOOM4ALL: Because I wanna know! WAHHHH!
BrowniesRULE: Well I've been wanting to go outside and ride my horses a lot more. Do you think it's a coin—
DOOM4ALL has signed off.
Sahrah sighed. Cupcake was always like that, her friends started calling her emotional, when really she was just hyper! Sahrah smiled and began typing in the next chat box. This was Meron.
HikaruShinbaru7: So after my friend pointed into the air and shouted something, she dropped onto her computer and began to sleep. I swear our teacher was like, "You can look for the answer and then type it in!" Then I started laughing.
BrowniesRULE: Why were you laughing, eh?
HikaruShinbaru7: Because I remembered there was a squirrel in the school yesterday that bit the janitor in the butt! IT WAS HILARIOUS! Then I started staring at the computer and fell asleep like Kasuga-san.
BrowniesRULE: That is funny! Lol. n.n . Hey, you know it's, like, 5:00 already?
HikaruShinbaru7: WHAT THE FAMILY? I GOTTA GO TO BED! I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW OVER ANIMALS!
HikaruShinbaru7 has signed off.
Sahrah was used to Meron doing that. It became more and more common for her to. She had become a night owl, or a Sifaka, whatever that was.
"I'm really bored!" She murmured, cracking her back by bending over backwards onto her chair. Her hamster began chewing on his cage again. "SHIZUKA NI!" She shouted, throwing a pen at the cage. The hamster went off in a flurry of squeaks and squeals, then left to eat a pile of wood or something.
"Nii-san?" Came a voice. Footsteps were heard down the hall. Sahrah gasped.
"Now you've done it, Baka Hamster, Diane and Leeza woke up." She threatened, turning off her monitor and diving into her bed and strategically throwing the covers over herself to make people think she was sleeping.
"Nii-san is sleeping!" Diane was heard from under the covers. "Let's sabotage her computer!"
"YEAH!" The littler one, Leeza, shouted. They were headed to the still-on-but-not-noticeable computer and Sahrah could do nothing to stop it. She cringed, thinking about the two people who would probably think she had gone psycho again.
The hamster came to the rescue. He began eating the metal cage again.
"It's that evil hamster!" Diane hissed. "Let's get out of here and come back when it's sleeping!" She turned and ran.
Sahrah got out of her bed and looked at her pet.
"You're forgiven for getting me into the mess in the first place."
Ping ping ping!
ToriNya: Hey, are you there?
BrowniesRULE: Yes, I'm here. My sisters came in and I had to hide.
ToriNya: NYO! R U OK WAT HAPPENED DID THEY SABATOGE THE COMPUTER AGAIN?
BrowniesRULE: Well the Baka-Evil-Now-Forgiven-Hamster saved me this time. They would have gotten onto the computer, and then they would have gotten into the stuff they shouldn't know that I have!
ToriNya: What stuff, nya?
BrowniesRULE: Things that I can blackmail them with. I have a whole lot of stuff on them, so I could probably switch colors and by the time I'm done I'll have gotten to dark blue.
ToriNya: You're evil, nyo.
BrowniesRULE: That's what they put on my last arrest record, yah.
ToriNya: Oh! I forgot to tell you! My parents say I'm moving to Tokyo! My friends Meron and Cupcake are too!
BrowniesRULE: HONTO NI? REALLY? WHEN?
ToriNya: I already have. I'll be going to the Middle School somewhere around here, nyo!
BrowniesRULE: Really?
ToriNya: YEAH! I CAN'T WAIT, NYA! I G2G NOW, TOO! JA NE!
BrowniesRULE: Ja ne….
ToriNya! Has signed off.
Only one person left. Sahrah was now very tired.
BrowniesRULE: I'm really, really, REALLY sleepy. It's, like, 5:00.
KyoOfWolfies: It's only 4:00 P.M. over here.
BrowniesRULE: Kyo-kun! You're here! I can't believe it!
KyoOfWolfies: I've been talking to you for the past two minutes.
BrowniesRULE: Really?
KyoOfWolfies: Yes. Now go to bed. You have school tomorrow.
BrowniesRULE: WHAT! I don't wanna! I can stay up three more hours!
KyoOfWolfies: But I'm TELLING you to go to bed. I'll e-mail you an American card….
BrowniesRULE: With the Japanese subtitles?
KyoOfWolfies: Yes, now go to bed.
BrowniesRULE: Yes, Mir!
BrowniesRULE! has signed off.
Sahrah hopped up and down her room.
"I'ma get an American card! I'ma get an American card!" She shouted, running down the stairs to go to the bathroom. As she was running, she felt a foot kick her in the back of the knee, making her tumble the rest of the way down.
"Inanaki!" She shouted as she tumbled. "Neigh!"
When she hit the ground her head came into contact with the dining room table.
"I think I'll sleep here…." Sahrah whispered, closing her eyes and sleeping.
"Ano! There's a horsie! Horsie horsie horsie! I wanna pet it!" The horse was dark blue, but that didn't seem to affect the girl. The horse reared up on its hind legs and came back down into a charge.
"AHHHH! HORSIE'S GONNA KILL ME!" Sahrah closed her eyes and covered her face.
Something kicked her in the head. She sat up, looking at her dark house. She felt the bruise on her head growing like a wart.
"Ouchies…. That hurt!" She whined. She suddenly threw her hands into the air and smirked. "Oh yeah! Go to bed, Sahrah Marmalade!" She laid back down and began snoring.
She woke up the next morning, ate, got ready for school, and got to school. She was tired as ever, but full of energy.
She was herded into her first class, chemistry, and began bleating.
"Bleat! Bleat!" The class went laughing.
"Who's bleating?" The teacher insisted, walking in. Sahrah stopped instantly and opened up her book, pretending to read. The teacher never knew what happened.
"Now, today we're going to mix some things together, to make a special substance. Can anyone demonstrate? How about…. Sleeping Definitely-Not Beauty?" The teacher was looking at the now sleeping Sahrah, the girl's drool infecting the desk. "Marmalade-san?"
Sahrah sat up instantly and began looking about. "Inanaki!" She shouted. "Sure, I'll do it." She stood up and went to the front of the class. "What did you want me to do, again?"
"Demonstrate what we are making. You should know how to, because your assignment yesterday was to study it." A student blurted out. Sahrah stuck her tongue out at him.
"Nerd." She murmured. She took up a glass with chemistry things in it and began mixing them together blindly, making up everything. It blew up in her face.
"INANAKI!" She shouted. "Ouchies…."
"Very nice, Marmalade-san. You may sit down now. And let that be a lesson to you." The teacher said, smirking evilly.
Sahrah was going to comment back when the roof split open and began flying around in the sky.
"A Chiremal attack! Run for cover, kids!" The teacher screeched, running under her desk. The kids went crazy and began fighting for cover. Sahrah, on the other hand, began running out the door and outside.
"HAHAHA!" Some high, squeaky voice screeched. "We'll win! Ever since we stole the Chiremals from the other aliens, WE ARE NOW THE GREATEST!"
"Hey," Came a voice behind Sahrah. "Who are you?" Sahrah turned around to see three girls.
One had short brown hair and brown eyes, not to mention glasses. She wore a shirt with a big strawberry on it. Sahrah wanted to dip it in sugar and eat the shirt, but she resisted.
Another girl had blonde hair that goes down to her waist and pink-ish eyes. She had on a yellow shirt with foofs at the ends, resembling muffins, or cupcakes. She also had a ribbon on the top of her head, which made her look totally adorable.
The last girl had light brown hair that goes down her back, worn it in pigtails. It was kind of short. The color of it was orangish-yellow. She had on a whole yellow outfit, and her eyes were bouncing everywhere with glee and hyperness.
"Who am I?" Sahrah repeated, pointing to herself. "Who are you? I've never seen you three before."
"I'm Satou Kuroneko, nya!" The brunette giggled, jumping up and down.
"That sounds familiar!" Sahrah chanted, jumping as well.
"I'm Cupcake Daisuke!" The blonde squealed, joining in the jumping.
"I like cupcakes, too!" Sahrah commented, still jumping.
"And I'm Meron!" The last one said, jumping as well.
"Why are we jumping?" Sahrah asked.
"We don't know!" The other three answered, so they stopped.
"Hey, don't I know you three from somewhere? You sound familiar…." Sahrah said. "I'm Sahrah Marmalade."
"SA-CHAN!" The three shouted.
"NYO!" Satou commented.
"Uhh… I'd hate to break up this love fest, but I have the world to destroy." A woman's voice was heard. The four looked up and saw a girl in an outfit like Kisshu's, only she has a mini-skirt and white stockings. Her hair was a lime-green color, flowing down to her shoulders and the tied back in a red ribbon to her feet.
"NEVER! THE MEWS WILL COME AND TEAR YOU APART!" Sahrah challenged.
"Mews? You mean those people in those vulgar suits on the TV who save Tokyo? Those Mews? WOW! I'M GONNA SEE 'EM! MY SISTERS WILL BE SOOO JEALOUS!" Satou screamed. "HOLD ON! YOU LOOK LIKE THE CUTE ALIEN KISSHU! DON'T TELL ME HE GOTA GENDER CHANGE!"
"NO GENDER CHANGE!" Meron joined, crying.
"HE'S MINE!" Cupcake also shrieked.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" The alien screamed back, putting her hands on her hips. "The Mews CAN'T come to the rescue now! They're all tied up!"
The alien took out a picture and threw it at the girls. It landed in front of them. The picture was of the five Mews, on an alien ship, unconscious, in different cells, tied up.
"Uh-oh." Sahrah said. "We're…. gonna die."
"That's right! Prepare to die, Earth scum!" The alien said.
"WAIT! Can't we know your name first?" Cupcake pleaded. She turned back to her friends and smiled, adding and nodding: "I always want to know the names of my killers."
"Alright, my name is Pinkku." The alien said. "Now, Earth scum, DIE!" Pinkku pulled her sword light-saber looking thing and pointed it at the four.
"Honestly, you'd think since we were the ones who made all this technology, we weren't scum. We're at least smart scum!" Sahrah commented, sounding offended.
"Uh, I'm sorry." Pinkku said. "How about, 'DIE, SMART SCUM!'"
"That's a little better." Meron said, folding her arms together.
"We can tolerate it." Cupcake agreed, doing the same.
"Go on with your killing." Satou brushed her hair back.
"We're ready now." Sahrah agreed. Pinkku just laughed and held up her sword.
"Shinzo-akari-shokku!" She shouted, throwing it at the four girls, letting an electric shock escape, then returning the sword to herself. The girls closed their eyes.
THE END!
Wait till next chapter to find out what happens!
I would like to thank the following people for their cooperation: Sahrah Marmalade, Mew Satou, Mew Meron, Mew Cupcake, Me,Lizzie Anice, Jenai Bukanja, and my brother who will remain anonymous. If any ofthese people mentionedwant to see the bios that have been created then please tell me, and I'll send it to you.
