Wanda and Fuzzy
Part 3: Vacation

By
The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own anything, Kurt, Wanda, the X-Men and the Brotherhood all belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Kurttygurl- Cool name! There wasn't any specific reason that I chose May 23rd as Wanda's birthday, it was the date that I wrote the chapter.

Witch-Uk- MWAHAHAA! That happens a lot in my fics, people walking in when others are being intimate. It happened to Lance once before and Wanda herself! (Both in 'The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man' as it happens!)

Ruby- Glad you liked it! I aim to please! More fuzzy related fluff coming right up!

Agent-G- Heh! Pietro's gonna be scarred for life! It's always fun to pick on him, seeing that I've grown out of my Lance torture phase!

'Zznort... My pony ate ze chainsaw...'

Wanda opens one eye at the sound of Kurt's unconscious ramblings.

'Ze motorcycle's shining on my legs...'

Wanda yawns and rolls over so that she is facing her fuzzy boyfriend. She tickles him behind the ear. Kurt lets out a giggle in his sleep.

'No Scott, not the hot sauce...'

Wanda winces at the mental image and gets up out of bed. She walks over to her dresser and looks in her mirror. Her hair is messed up so she runs a comb through it. Then last night's activities run through her memory. She blushes at her wanton behaviour!

'Wow, Kurt really is supple!' She grins to herself. Wanda pulls on a robe and walks downstairs to grab some breakfast, leaving Kurt to his unconscious ramblings.

'Zznort... My corndog has syphilis...'

Downstairs-

Todd, Typhoid and Crystal are sitting in the kitchen when Wanda walks in. They watch in amazement as Wanda walks past them with a wide smile on her face.

'Who are you and what have you done with the real Wanda?' Todd asks sceptically.

'I'm the real Wanda, Todd.' Wanda replies.

'You can't be, yo!' Todd continues. 'The real Wanda's never called me Todd, it's always 'Insect' or 'Smelly-Fly-Eating-Worm!'

Wanda just grabs some cereal and some juice and sits down at the table with them, still smiling.

'Jeez Wanda!' Typhoid says. 'Stop smiling like that, you're freaking me out!'

'Can I help it if I'm in love?' Wanda asks.

'OMIGOD!' Todd gasps. 'Wanda's in love?' His face suddenly fills with fear as he grabs onto Typhoid's arm. 'Hold me!' He squeaks. 'I'm scared!'

'Ha ha. Very funny!' Wanda sighs.

Crystal notices the ring on Wanda's finger.

'Ooh, nice ring! Did Kurt get you that?'

'Yup.' Wanda replies, showing Crystal her hand for inspection. 'He gave me it for my birthday, last night.'

'It's so pretty!' Crystal gasps. 'It's a Claddagh ring right?'

'So Kurt says.'

'And I notice that you've got the tip of the heart facing you, signifying that your heart is taken. That's so sweet! Does that mean that there's gonna be wedding bells soon?'

Wanda suddenly starts to sweat.

'A wedding?' Typhoid gasps. 'We'll have to get planning!'

Crystal jumps up from the table with excitement.

'I'll go get my bridal magazines!'

'I'll phone around for the stripper!' Typhoid says.

'For the bachelorette party right?' Crystal asks.

'Uh yeah... The bachelorette party...' Typhoid replies, her eyes darting about nervously.

Todd turns to Wanda with sympathy in his eyes.

'You've released a monster there, yo.'

'Don't I know it!'

Wanda takes a swig of her juice and looks at Todd.

'Where's Felicia and the others anyway?'

'Licia's takin' a cat nap.' Todd replies. 'I think Typhoid broke Lance and Pietro; he's locked himself in his room and won't come out. He said sumthin' about fuzzy elves besmirching... stuff. I kinda switched off then.'

The two of them look up as they hear Kurt walk down the stairs.

'Have a nice sleep sweety?' Wanda asks.

'Sweety?' Todd mouths silently, not believing his ears.

'Like a log, Liebe.' Kurt replies. 'Guten Morgen Todd.' He yawns.

'Mornin' Kurt.' Todd replies. 'Man, you look exhausted, yo! What did you two get up to last night?'

'Uh... nuzzing...' Kurt lies.

'Yes... nothing...' Wanda agrees.

'Riiight.' Todd replies, not believing a word of it. 'Well anyway, I've gotta go, yo, places to go, hot white-haired chicks to seduce!'

Kurt and Wanda watch as Todd hops off out of the kitchen.

'You didn't happen to see Crystal and Typhoid did you?' Wanda asks. 'They've got it into their minds that we're getting married.'

'Don't you vant to get married?' Kurt asks.

'Of course I do.' Wanda replies. 'Just not straight away.'

'I know a place that we can hide while all this blows over.' Kurt says. 'Logan's got a cabin in the woods that we could stay in for a while.'

'Sounds like fun!' Wanda agrees. 'I'll just go pack!'

Later-

Kurt and Wanda are now in the borrowed X-Van, driving north away from Bayville.

'Isn't zis vonderful?' Kurt asks. 'Our very first road trip togezzer!'

'And there's nobody that I'd rather spend it with!' Wanda replies.

'Have ve got everyzing packed?' Kurt asks.

'Food, camping equipment, water, swimming gear, yup, everything packed.'

'Even leetle Kurty?' Kurt asks.

'Even little Kurty.' Wanda sighs, holding up her little BAMF doll.

'You don't vant to leave vizout leetle Kurty, do you, Liebe?' Kurt grins.

'Just keep your eyes on the road before I hex you to the other side of the road!' Wanda mock growls.

'I didn't know you liked it rough, Liebe!' Kurt says, flashing Wanda a cheeky grin.

'I'm warning you fuzzy, you're this close to getting hexed!'

'You know you like it!' Kurt winks.

Wanda just rolls her eyes and sits back to watch the scenery pass by.

'Where are we supposed to be going anyway?' She asks.

'Logan said zat his cabin vas in a place called Crystal Lake.' Kurt replies.

'Why does that sound so familiar?' Wanda thinks to herself.

TBC...

NOTES: Sorry about the shortness of the chapter, I felt that it would be better to have a cliffhanger like that!

NEXT: Gee, I wonder why Crystal Lake sounds so familiar? Find out in 'Friday!'