Wanda and Fuzzy
Part 5: Daughters
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own any familiar characters, they all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Slickboy444- Glad you liked it! Wanda and Kurt are cute together, aren't they?
Ruby- You really should see Friday the 13th, it kicks butt!
Agent-G- I doubt that even beheading would kill Jason, remember in 'Jason Goes to Hell', when he got blown to bits? He still came back then!
The Brotherhood Boarding House-
Wanda is sitting at the kitchen table with Felicia, Crystal and Typhoid. They're discussing Felicia's upcoming wedding. Wanda is the maid of honour. She should be writing down what kind of flowers Felicia wants for the ceremony.
'I still say you should have orchids!' Typhoid says.
'You can't have orchids for a wedding!' Crystal replies. 'They're for funerals! You should have red roses!'
'But they're sooo mainstream.' Felicia adds. 'I want the guests to be surprised, not bored!'
'You could always get married naked.' Wanda mutters.
'Say what?' Felicia gasps.
'Nothing.' Wanda mutters.
Typhoid goes to grab some popcorn from the bowl in the middle of the table.
'Huh.' She mutters. 'We're out of popcorn.'
'I'll go get some more.' Wanda says. 'I need to get some air anyway.'
Wanda gets up and grabs her bag, walking out of the house. As she gets down to the end of the path, she meets Kurt.
'Hey Vanda, vassup?' Kurt grins.
'I swear, that place is a madhouse!' Wanda groans.
'Zat bad huh?' Kurt asks.
'Worse.' Wanda replies. 'Anyway, I'm going out to buy some more popcorn, you wanna come?'
'Sure.' Kurt replies. 'Zat seems like fun!'
And with that the two of them leave for the store.
Later-
Kurt and Wanda have now finished their shopping and are sitting on Wanda's bed with a bowl of chocolates between them.
'I can't believe zat Todd's actually getting married!' Kurt says. 'I alvays thought zat he vould end up viz you!'
Wanda sends a glare at her fuzzy boyfriend.
'No, really!' Kurt continues. 'After all zat trouble zat he vent through to save you from Magneto, its just surprising zat he didn't end up viz you.'
'I suppose.' Wanda sighs. 'But then again, it would mean that I wouldn't end up with you!'
'Miss Maximoff!' Kurt gasps. 'Are you trying to seduce me?'
'Maybe.' Wanda replies seductively, creeping closer. They are just about to kiss as they are knocked off their seats by a flash of light. They get up off the floor and look at the figure sprawled on the bed. The figure is wearing a green miniskirt and tube top. What is unusual about the figure is that she has blue skin and pointy ears.
'Ow, that sucked!' The figure groans. 'Guys, are you there? Morph? Cal? Blink?'
The figure then turns and looks at Wanda and Kurt. She jumps up from the bed at the sight of them.
'Jeez! Who are you?' She asks.
'Maybe we should be the ones asking how the hell you got in my room when the door's locked!' Wanda replies.
'I got teleported here.' The figure replies. 'I think.'
'Anyvay.' Kurt says. 'I'm Kurt, zis is Vanda. And you are?'
The fuzzy blue woman scratches her head uncertainly.
'I'm Talia Josephine Wagner, your daughter!'
Wanda just stares slack-jawed at the figure. Kurt meanwhile opens his mouth slightly and points his finger before fainting dead away.
Later still-
Wanda, a newly revived Kurt and TJ are sat around the kitchen table talking. Felicia and the others are out choosing a dress so they have the house to themselves for the time being.
'Zis is confusing.' Kurt says, rubbing the bridge of his nose. 'How can you be our daughter, you're older zen ve are!'
'I'm from an alternate reality.' TJ replies. 'Kurt, you're leading the X- Men and you're married to Wanda.'
'What about me?' Wanda asks. 'What am I doing?'
'You're an Avenger.' TJ replies.
'That team of losers that Pietro's girlfriend is a member of?' Wanda asks.
'Unca Pie's here?' TJ gasps.
'Ja.' Kurt replies. 'He should be back soon.'
Then, right on cue, Pietro and Crystal walk in the door.
'Hey everybody!' Pietro says. 'I'm back! Hey, who's the hot-looking blue chick?'
'Unca Pie!' TJ squeals, jumping up form the table and grabbing Pietro in a huge hug.
'Uncle?' Pietro gasps. 'How? What? Huh?'
'I'm Kurt and Wanda's daughter!' TJ replies.
Pietro groans and passes out unconscious.
'Does he do that a lot where you come from?' Crystal asks.
'Not really.' TJ replies. 'But he almost had a heat attack when he heard that Mom was pregnant!'
Even later still-
Kurt, Wanda, Crystal, Pietro and TJ are now watching TV. Pietro flicks through the channels at super speed before Wanda snatches the remote away from him and passes it to TJ.
'TJ's the guest so she gets to choose what we watch!' She says.
Pietro mutters something under his breath and crosses his arms, pouting.
'Do you guys have Friends in this reality?' TJ asks.
'Yes.' Wanda replies. 'But the whole thing's finished for good now.'
'Oh, that's a pity.' TJ sighs. 'That was my fave TV show ever!'
'Don't vorry zough!' Kurt adds. 'Joey's going to get his own spin-off show!'
TJ claps her hands excitedly as they sit down to watch a rerun of 'The One With Chandler in a Box.'
'Oh I love this one!' TJ grins. 'This is a classic!'
Then, Todd chooses this moment to walk in the room with Felicia and the others.
'Wassup, yo?' Todd asks. 'Hey, who's the blue chick?'
'Unca Mort!' TJ squeals.
'Unca what?' Todd gasps.
'You're Toad, right?' TJ asks.
'Yeah, what of it, yo?' Todd asks.
'Your name's Mortimer Toynbee, right?' TJ continues.
'No.' Todd replies. 'I'm Todd Tolansky, what kind of stupid-ass name is Mortimer anyway? And you still ain't told me who you are!'
'I'm Wanda and Todd's daughter from an alternate future.'
'Ah.' Todd replies before passing out.
'Hey.' Felicia says in greeting. 'Nice to meet you, I'm Felicia.'
'As in 'The Black Cat?' TJ asks.
'The one and the same!' Felicia replies.
'Sweet!' TJ grins. 'Do you guys know Spider-Man?'
'Ja.' Kurt replies. 'He's a member of ze X-Men and he's dating Wolfsbane.'
'Who's the guy with the mullet?' TJ asks.
'My name's Lance.' Uh... Lance replies. 'Or you can call me Avalanche.'
'I know the rest of you.' TJ replies. 'You all exist where you come from. Freddy and... Typhoid Mary? Typhoid's a member of the Brotherhood?'
'And I'm dating Lancey-Poo!' Typhoid replies.
'This place is messed up!' TJ groans.
Everybody turns their heads as they hear insane laughter coming from upstairs.
'BWAHAHAHAHAAA!! Fire! Fire! Fire!'
'Let me guess.' TJ says. 'Pyro.'
'Yup.' Freddy replies. 'We've got our own fire-obsessed nutcase!'
Pietro sniffs as he catches a familiar scent.
'Oh God, no! Not my socks!'
END...
Part 5: Daughters
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own any familiar characters, they all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Slickboy444- Glad you liked it! Wanda and Kurt are cute together, aren't they?
Ruby- You really should see Friday the 13th, it kicks butt!
Agent-G- I doubt that even beheading would kill Jason, remember in 'Jason Goes to Hell', when he got blown to bits? He still came back then!
The Brotherhood Boarding House-
Wanda is sitting at the kitchen table with Felicia, Crystal and Typhoid. They're discussing Felicia's upcoming wedding. Wanda is the maid of honour. She should be writing down what kind of flowers Felicia wants for the ceremony.
'I still say you should have orchids!' Typhoid says.
'You can't have orchids for a wedding!' Crystal replies. 'They're for funerals! You should have red roses!'
'But they're sooo mainstream.' Felicia adds. 'I want the guests to be surprised, not bored!'
'You could always get married naked.' Wanda mutters.
'Say what?' Felicia gasps.
'Nothing.' Wanda mutters.
Typhoid goes to grab some popcorn from the bowl in the middle of the table.
'Huh.' She mutters. 'We're out of popcorn.'
'I'll go get some more.' Wanda says. 'I need to get some air anyway.'
Wanda gets up and grabs her bag, walking out of the house. As she gets down to the end of the path, she meets Kurt.
'Hey Vanda, vassup?' Kurt grins.
'I swear, that place is a madhouse!' Wanda groans.
'Zat bad huh?' Kurt asks.
'Worse.' Wanda replies. 'Anyway, I'm going out to buy some more popcorn, you wanna come?'
'Sure.' Kurt replies. 'Zat seems like fun!'
And with that the two of them leave for the store.
Later-
Kurt and Wanda have now finished their shopping and are sitting on Wanda's bed with a bowl of chocolates between them.
'I can't believe zat Todd's actually getting married!' Kurt says. 'I alvays thought zat he vould end up viz you!'
Wanda sends a glare at her fuzzy boyfriend.
'No, really!' Kurt continues. 'After all zat trouble zat he vent through to save you from Magneto, its just surprising zat he didn't end up viz you.'
'I suppose.' Wanda sighs. 'But then again, it would mean that I wouldn't end up with you!'
'Miss Maximoff!' Kurt gasps. 'Are you trying to seduce me?'
'Maybe.' Wanda replies seductively, creeping closer. They are just about to kiss as they are knocked off their seats by a flash of light. They get up off the floor and look at the figure sprawled on the bed. The figure is wearing a green miniskirt and tube top. What is unusual about the figure is that she has blue skin and pointy ears.
'Ow, that sucked!' The figure groans. 'Guys, are you there? Morph? Cal? Blink?'
The figure then turns and looks at Wanda and Kurt. She jumps up from the bed at the sight of them.
'Jeez! Who are you?' She asks.
'Maybe we should be the ones asking how the hell you got in my room when the door's locked!' Wanda replies.
'I got teleported here.' The figure replies. 'I think.'
'Anyvay.' Kurt says. 'I'm Kurt, zis is Vanda. And you are?'
The fuzzy blue woman scratches her head uncertainly.
'I'm Talia Josephine Wagner, your daughter!'
Wanda just stares slack-jawed at the figure. Kurt meanwhile opens his mouth slightly and points his finger before fainting dead away.
Later still-
Wanda, a newly revived Kurt and TJ are sat around the kitchen table talking. Felicia and the others are out choosing a dress so they have the house to themselves for the time being.
'Zis is confusing.' Kurt says, rubbing the bridge of his nose. 'How can you be our daughter, you're older zen ve are!'
'I'm from an alternate reality.' TJ replies. 'Kurt, you're leading the X- Men and you're married to Wanda.'
'What about me?' Wanda asks. 'What am I doing?'
'You're an Avenger.' TJ replies.
'That team of losers that Pietro's girlfriend is a member of?' Wanda asks.
'Unca Pie's here?' TJ gasps.
'Ja.' Kurt replies. 'He should be back soon.'
Then, right on cue, Pietro and Crystal walk in the door.
'Hey everybody!' Pietro says. 'I'm back! Hey, who's the hot-looking blue chick?'
'Unca Pie!' TJ squeals, jumping up form the table and grabbing Pietro in a huge hug.
'Uncle?' Pietro gasps. 'How? What? Huh?'
'I'm Kurt and Wanda's daughter!' TJ replies.
Pietro groans and passes out unconscious.
'Does he do that a lot where you come from?' Crystal asks.
'Not really.' TJ replies. 'But he almost had a heat attack when he heard that Mom was pregnant!'
Even later still-
Kurt, Wanda, Crystal, Pietro and TJ are now watching TV. Pietro flicks through the channels at super speed before Wanda snatches the remote away from him and passes it to TJ.
'TJ's the guest so she gets to choose what we watch!' She says.
Pietro mutters something under his breath and crosses his arms, pouting.
'Do you guys have Friends in this reality?' TJ asks.
'Yes.' Wanda replies. 'But the whole thing's finished for good now.'
'Oh, that's a pity.' TJ sighs. 'That was my fave TV show ever!'
'Don't vorry zough!' Kurt adds. 'Joey's going to get his own spin-off show!'
TJ claps her hands excitedly as they sit down to watch a rerun of 'The One With Chandler in a Box.'
'Oh I love this one!' TJ grins. 'This is a classic!'
Then, Todd chooses this moment to walk in the room with Felicia and the others.
'Wassup, yo?' Todd asks. 'Hey, who's the blue chick?'
'Unca Mort!' TJ squeals.
'Unca what?' Todd gasps.
'You're Toad, right?' TJ asks.
'Yeah, what of it, yo?' Todd asks.
'Your name's Mortimer Toynbee, right?' TJ continues.
'No.' Todd replies. 'I'm Todd Tolansky, what kind of stupid-ass name is Mortimer anyway? And you still ain't told me who you are!'
'I'm Wanda and Todd's daughter from an alternate future.'
'Ah.' Todd replies before passing out.
'Hey.' Felicia says in greeting. 'Nice to meet you, I'm Felicia.'
'As in 'The Black Cat?' TJ asks.
'The one and the same!' Felicia replies.
'Sweet!' TJ grins. 'Do you guys know Spider-Man?'
'Ja.' Kurt replies. 'He's a member of ze X-Men and he's dating Wolfsbane.'
'Who's the guy with the mullet?' TJ asks.
'My name's Lance.' Uh... Lance replies. 'Or you can call me Avalanche.'
'I know the rest of you.' TJ replies. 'You all exist where you come from. Freddy and... Typhoid Mary? Typhoid's a member of the Brotherhood?'
'And I'm dating Lancey-Poo!' Typhoid replies.
'This place is messed up!' TJ groans.
Everybody turns their heads as they hear insane laughter coming from upstairs.
'BWAHAHAHAHAAA!! Fire! Fire! Fire!'
'Let me guess.' TJ says. 'Pyro.'
'Yup.' Freddy replies. 'We've got our own fire-obsessed nutcase!'
Pietro sniffs as he catches a familiar scent.
'Oh God, no! Not my socks!'
END...