Wanda and Fuzzy
Part 6: Family

By
The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own anything. All familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Slickboy444- TJ rules! Enjoy the chapter!

Ruby- Yay TJ! (Again!)

Witch-Uk- More TJ coming right up. Enjoy!

Agent-G- I wonder how TJ will react to the others? What will happen when she meets Peter Parker? Friends rule! TJ too! Yay!

Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters-

Kurt and Wanda walk into the X-Mansion with TJ close behind them.

'This place doesn't look too different from the X-Mansion in my reality.' TJ says. 'When it's not lying in ruins that is.'

'Tell me about it.' Kurt replies. 'We've already had to rebuild it once already.'

'What happened?' TJ asks.

'Mystique blew it up.' Wanda replies.

'That seems like her.' TJ says. 'She's a royal pain in the ass where I come from too. Me being born to a mutant sell out didn't help.'

'Was that because in your reality I joined the Avengers?' Wanda asks.

'Pretty much.' TJ replies. 'Old Granny Raven didn't want her son fraternising with one of SHIELD's lapdogs. Where is she anyway?'

'She was turned into stone.' Kurt replies sadly. 'She vas secretly vorking viz Apocalypse. Zen Rogue threw her off a cliff.'

'Rogue's here?' TJ asks frightfully.

'Why, what's wrong?' Wanda asks. 'She evil or something?'

'Yup.' TJ replies. 'She even absorbed the Fantastic Four!'

'Mein Gott!' Kurt gasps. 'She von't be pleased to hear zat!'

'Like, hear what?' Kitty asks from behind them. 'Oh, hey Wanda. Like, who's your blue friend?'

'Aunty Kitty!' TJ squeals, glomping Kitty.

Kitty looks over TJ's shoulder at Kurt and Wanda.

'Did she like, say 'Aunty Kitty?' She asks.

'Ja.' Kurt replies. 'She's our daughter.'

'She's your WHAT?' A gruff Canadian voice asks.

Kurt and Wanda spin around to see Logan walk up the steps with a six-pack of beer in his hands.

'I go ter the store fer some beer and I find out that yer got a flamin' daughter! What's got inter yer Elf?'

'She's not actually our daughter Mister Logan.' Wanda replies. 'She's from an alternate reality.

'Oh, that sounds reasonable.' Logan replies sarcastically.

TJ lets Kitty out of the hug and looks at Logan.

'Eeee! Unca' Logan!' She squeals.

'Unca' WHAT?'

Kurt, Kitty and Wanda try desperately to hide their amusement at Logan's shocked expression as TJ grabs him in a huge hug and bounces up and down.

'Zis seems like ze time for strange zings happening, don't you zink?' Kurt asks. 'Rahne dating Spider-Man, Keety dating Daredevil and Sam dating MJ! Now my daughter from an alternate reality appears! Ze world's gone topsy-turvy!'

Later-

TJ is now sat on a couch while the other X-Men gather around her as she tells them her story.

'Well, as you can see, I'm the daughter of Kurt Wagner and Wanda Maximoff from an alternate reality.'

'I've gotta say Kurt.' Roberto whispers. 'She musta inherited your hot gene! Whoof!'

Tabitha rolls her eyes and stamps on Roberto's foot.

TJ ignores Roberto's scream of pain and continues her story.

'While my Mom was a member of the Avengers, my Dad was the leader of the X- Men.'

'Way to go Kurt!' Bobby says, patting Kurt on the back in celebration. 'You finally hit the big leagues!'

'I hope you don't mind me saying.' Jubilee says. 'But what happened to Scott, he's kinda like the leader here.'

'He went mad and joined the Brotherhood.' TJ replies.

Scott gulps nervously and holds his hand up for a question.

'Uh... Why exactly did I go mad?' He asks.

'It all started when Unca' Logan killed the Professor.' TJ replies.

Everybody gaps in amazement at the sudden revelation.

'B-but how?' Rahne asks. 'Mister Logan wouldnae ever hurt th' Professor!'

'Unca' Logan was possessed by the Shadow King at the time.' TJ replies.

'The Shadow Who?' Amara asks.

'A big ol' evil telepathic guy that lives in the Astral Plane.' TJ replies. 'With a mad-on for the Professor too. I take it you haven't met him yet.'

'I'm afraid not.' Xavier replies. 'Although I am reminded of an encounter I had several years ago with a man named Amahl Farouk.'

'That's the guy.' TJ says. 'You guys'll have a bunch of fun when he comes around! What other bad guys have you met? Sinister?'

'Nope.' Scott replies.

'Trust me.' TJ says. 'You'll love him, Scott! What about The Brood?'

'What are they?' Sam asks.

'A bunch of aliens that use other living being for hosts for their young.' TJ replies.

'Ah'm sorry ah asked.' Sam squeaks.

'What about Mojo? The Phalanx? Stryfe?'

'Sorry.' Scott says. 'We've never met any of them. 'The only villains that we've met are Magneto and the Acolytes. Oh, and the Brotherhood too.'

'Gee, thanks Scott.' Wanda snorts. 'Don't I feel welcome?'

'What about me?' Jean asks. 'Am I in your reality?'

'Yes.' TJ replies. 'You're dead.'

Jean's face drops at the thought.

'But don't worry.' TJ assures her. 'You came back to life again. Hell, it's kind of a running joke, seeing how many times you've died. The last time, your soul took residence in Colossus's metal shell.'

'The Acolyte Colossus?' Kitty asks. 'Like, the bug Russian metal guy?'

'The one and the same.' TJ replies. 'As a matter of fact Kitty, you two were married!'

Rogue snorts in amusement at Kitty's obvious discomfort.

'Well I believe that those were enough questions for today.' Xavier says. 'You must be tired Talia. You may stay here for the night if you wish.'

'That'd be lovely.' TJ replies. 'Oh, and by the way, its just TJ.'

'I'll show you to your room.' Wanda says. 'Me and Kurt have to have a talk.'

'Good luck with that, buddy!' Scott says, patting Kurt on the back in sympathy.

Later-

TJ has now settled into her temporary room that she is sharing with Paige Guthrie.

'So tell me Paige, is it true that Rahne's dating Spider-Man?'

'Oh yeah!' Paige replies. 'They've been goin out for ages!'

'That's quite funny actually!' TJ chuckles. 'In my reality she had a longstanding crush on your brother.'

'Sam?' Paige gasps. 'Funnily enough, they dated for a while but it never lasted.'

'Why's that?' TJ asks.

'Cuz things just got too freaky.' Paige replies. 'They were best friends an' they jus' didn't want tah spoil what they already had.'

There is a knock at the door and Paige goes to open it. Standing on the other side are Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson and Matt Murdock (Rahne, Sam and Kitty's respective others.)

'We didn't get to say hello downstairs.' Peter says. 'So we just thought that we'd come up to say hi. So, hi!'

'Sup?' TJ replies.

'So you're Kurt and Wanda's daughter, huh?' MJ asks. 'Weird!'

'Is there a Daredevil in your reality?' Matt asks.

'Yup.' TJ replies. 'A Spider-Man too. Hey Matt, have you met anyone called Bullseye yet?'

'Uh, no.' Matt replies. 'Why, should I have?'

'I'm just going to tell you one thing.' TJ says. 'Watch yourself. And Peter, if you meet a guy called 'The Green Goblin' kick his ass while you can!'

'I'll take that in mind, TJ.' Peter replies. 'Thanks.'

Meanwhile, in Kurt's room-

Kurt and Wanda are lying in bed together. Wanda has her head laid on Kurt's chest.

'Kurt?' She murmurs.

'Ja, liebe?' He replies.

'Do you ever want to have children?' Wanda asks.

'Oh sure.' Kurt replies. 'Especially if they turn out like TJ! Vhy do you ask?'

'Just curious I suppose.' Wanda shrugs. She props herself up on one elbow and looks Kurt in the eyes. 'You know, we could start trying for one now...'

'Vhat? Right zis very minute?' Kurt asks fearfully.

'Now's as good a time as any!' Wanda replies.

'Its kind of sudden, don't you zink, liebe?'

'Don't worry Fuzzy!' Wanda purrs. 'I'll be gentle!'

TBC...

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