Tapan: this is the last chapter of New world, New rules. Isn't that sad?

Jhkitty: not at all.

Torna: ignore Jhonen. And besides, you're gonna continue it anyway.

Tapan: yeah, but that's a sequel, it doesn't count!

Torna/rolls eyes/ whatever you say, Tapan

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim and I never will. I do, however, own Deb and Tam, so please ask me before using them.

Warning: SLASH! ZADR, hints of RAPR and TADR (Tam and Deb) flame if you like playing with fire!

Thanks: Sora-chan for the lovely drawing of Deb Dib Tam and Zim on DA, I absolutely love it! Thank you Masochist89 for the piccy of Jhkitty, Love ya/huggles/ and thanky all you other reviewers! ROCK ON!

Hours later, Dib and Zim headed downstairs to allow their female counterparts time alone. Dib looked at Zim as the irken rubbed his swollen red eyes. When he saw the boy staring he offered Dib a smile and walked ahead, but jumped back when they heard dual groans of frustration from the couch.

"Another god damn draw!" Gim yelled through clenched teeth and threw down the game controller.

"Okay! Best 99 out of 100! One is bound to beat the other sooner or later!" she pressed a few buttons on her controller as the purple haired boy picked his back up. Soon they were playing again, mirroring each other's moves perfectly.

Dib glanced over them to see an assortment of games spread out on the floor. He chuckled to himself before heading into the kitchen, Zim at his heels.

((Deb's room))

"How're your legs doing?" the female paranormalist sat down on her bed next to the former invader.

"I still can't walk if that's what you mean." Using the desk for support, Tam stood up on shaky legs before allowing her body to collapse back down. She frowned. "I don't know what's wrong!"

"Maybe you just need to relax for a while."

A perverted glint ran through Tam's eyes. "Or maybe I just need to forget about everything for a while."

Deb cocked an eyebrow. "I don't think that's an option."

"Aw, c'mon Debby!" she moved further over and began drawing little circles above Deb's breast. "We could be quiet."

The human blushed and looked away, trying to ignore the finger. "You're such a pervert."

"isn't that what you like best about me?" the hand moved toward Deb's pants, unzipping them and sliding in the front.

Deb's breath hitched, but she made no move to stop Tam.

Until a raspy voice interrupted. "Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting something."

Deb turned bright red and pulled the alien's hand out. "N-no, not at all agent Dark Bootie!"

Tam pouted before pulling away to allow Deb to work.

"So, what's going on?"

"We found the coordinates of the dimension for your counterparts. It will be sent to you momentarily."

Deb's eyes lit up. "Great! Thank you for you help, Dark bootie. I don't know what I would do without it."

"It's no trouble, Silk Moth. We are always happy to help another swollen eyeball member." He glanced over at Tam. "Although, if you don't mind me saying; it is a shame you grew so attached to your alien enemy. She would've been a fascinating study."

Tam growled at the screen as Deb chuckled nervously. "Yeah, I guess." She looked down at the watch that wasn't there. "Oh, would you look at the time! I have people to send back to their dimension. Will speak again later." She shut the screen off without a goodbye.

"I HATE that guy." Red eyes narrowed at the screen as it floated back to its respective place.

Deb laughed softly. "Yeah I know. You tell me that every time you see him."

"But now I have him more than ever." She crossed her arms. "He interrupted my pleasure time."

"Uh, Tam?"

She ignored her. "I haven't had a proper time with you since the boys came here, and here we are, alone in your room, and that STOOPID agent appears. I mean, I need sex! And, who knows, one of these days you might have smeet and THEN when will we have time?"

"Whoa! Wait! Hold on there!" Deb's eyes widened to the point where it could be nothing but painful. "How's that gonna work? And why am I the one getting pregnant!"

"You'll see how that works. And plus, you have better motherly instincts than I, so it's only logical." Tam nuzzled Deb's shoulder lovingly.

"Y-yeah, I guess you right there."

"I know I'm right. Now take off you clothes!" the alien's hand traveled up the human's shirt. "I want sex, now!"

((in the kitchen))

Dib looked up at the sound of a moan. "Well, I guess Tam won." He pulled a soda out of the fridge

Zim sat down and nodded. "As it should be." His antennae twitched as the sound came again.

Dib ignored it and took a seat next to Zim, opening his soda. "what do you mean 'as it should be'?"

"well, Dib-stink." He pulled the can away before the human could take a sip. "due to how superior the irken race is as compared to humans, we should win every battle no matter what the circumstances." He looked inside the can before taking an experimental sip. Deciding he hated it, he made a noise of disgusted and threw it back at the paranormalist, causing it to spill.

Dib picked up the now half empty can of soda and sighed. "was that really nessessary?"

"Yes. Yea it was."

The boy rolled his eyes and opened his mouth to speak as he heard the door open. "Hello, son!" Membrane's voice rang through the house, into the kitchen. "And who's this?"

"This is Gaz," the boy spoke in a monotone fashion as he continued his battle with the girl.

Gaz grunted a hello.

Membrane chuckled. "Oh, another counterpart, I see." She patted her "daughter's" head and walked into the kitchen just as Dib shoved Zim under the table to avoid being seen out of his disguise.

Membrane didn't look at either of them, and just walked over to the coffee pot. She poured herself a cup. "Hello, Dib. Hello, Zim." She turned around and leaned against the counter. "I see you got them back from the labs."

"Uh, yeah!"

"It's a shame that people think these poor kids are aliens just because of their skin condition." She moved back to look under the table. "And pink eye!"

Now knowing it was safe, Zim crawled out and took his seat back.

The professor smiled and looked at her watch. "Well, I must get back to work. I will see you later." She then walked away, leaving the boys to their own device.

((Three days later: in Tam's lab))

"And we have finished!" the female invader collapsed to the ground from exhaustion. "Deb! Help me up!"

The girl sighed and pulled her mate to her feet. "So, they can be sent back now?"

Tam stood up triumphantly. "Yup! And it will only go to the one dimension, so we know they'll go to the right place!"

As Tam finished speaking, the two boys rolled out of the elevator that just landed, strangling each other.

The two let this go on for a moment before Deb got a little agitated. "boys. BOYS! Work on your kinky fetishes later. When you back home."

Both paused before Dib pushed Zim off of him and stood up, straightening out his clothes. "I guess bad habits die hard."

"Call it what you want. All I know was if you two continued, it would've ended up turning into something that would scar GIR for life." She gestured toward the robot.

GIR smiled sweetly and waved before running away, most likely to destroy something.

Tam cleared her throat. "As I was saying before; IT IS FINISHED!" the irken held the controller up dramatically.

"So what now?"

"Well." She stood up straight. "We send you back home! We must find Gaz!"

"Oh yeah. I almost forgot she was here." Dib scratched the back of his head before heading out to get his sister.

((Tam's living room))

The six teenagers stood around, as they got ready to depart. All of them had different ways of saying goodbye.

Tam glared at Zim. "Well, my idiotic doppelganger. I guess it's time for you to go."

Zim glared back. "Yes, thank Irk." He turned his back to her and crossed his arms.

"Indeed." She followed the suit. Both of them paused before the female spoke again. "Keep in contact?"

"Yeah, sure."

Gim and Gaz were similar in their goodbyes. "ugh! I was here for a day and I already want to go!"

"Yeah. I want you gone as well! I'm sick of losing." Gim grumbled and turned away.

"You whine too much. Plus, you didn't lose, it was a draw!"

"Same thing! Anyway, good bye." He put out his hand.

She took it and shook. "And good riddance!"

Only Deb and Dib seemed to care. The female put her hands in he pockets. "well, I guess this is it!"

He smiled. "Yup! It's been fun."

"Annoying, but fun." She pulled a little watch out of he pocket and handed it to the boy. "Here, so you can keep in touch. Hell, who knows, maybe you'll need our help again!"

He put it on and chuckled. "Yeah, it seems to run in the family, being sent to this dimension."

"Yeah, just watch; the NEXT generation of kids is gonna do the same exact thing!"

Dib laughed. "I'd die if that happened."

They smiled at each other.

"Okay!" tam took the remote of the panel. "I'm done with being sentimental. Now go home!"

Dib, Zim and Gaz stood close together as the alien pressed a few buttons and sent them back, bringing the dimensions back to normal.

Deb, Tam and Gim stood in silence for a moment before Gim headed toward the door. "I'm going home. I'll tell mom you're staying the night." He shut the door behind him.

"Yay! We're finally alone for good!" Tam then proceeded to jump Deb. "but, before we do anything I wanna show you what I meant by giving birth to smeet. Computer! Send me cell number 777 and 778."

Within seconds, two small glass containers were placed on the floor next to them. Curious, Deb picked them up to observe the label.

One said #777: Dib

The other: #778: Zim

She looked up from the containers. "What are these?"

"Sperm." Tam smirked and took a container away. "With this we can create a child that is ours in every way. Of course, I'll freeze them until we're ready for a child joining GIR in the destruction of my labs."

Deb smiled and hugged Tam lovingly.

((Zim's base))

the two boys landed on the ground harshly. Dib hit first, causing the floor to send a sharp pain up his tailbone. Zim landed on his lap with an "oof".

Gaz landed on the couch that the pair just barely missed, then stood up with a sigh. "I'm going home!" with that, she walked out the door just as GIR walked in.

The robot dropped his taco and gasped. "MASTER IS HOME!" then, with full speed, he rammed into the irken, nuzzling his chest. "you is wearing Dibby's clothes!"

he licked the bland gray face before Zim pushed him off. "No GIR! No licking!"

the robot paused. "Okkie dokkie!" he watched as Zim crawled off Dib's lap and stood up. GIR smiled as the former invader help the boy stand. "You two is good lovely pals now!"

They both paused and went to speak before the computer beat them. "Incoming transmission from the Tallest."

Zim's eyes narrowed, knowing what was coming.

Dib watched, worried, as the irken turned to the screen. "Zim…"

The Tallests' image popped up on screen. Red was the first to speak. "hi, Zim!" he waved, overly cheery.

Zim just stared.

"we just called to, uh, see how you're doing."

He continued to stay.

Purple pushed at his co-leader's shoulder. "just get to the point."

Red sighed. "Alright Zim, I'm just gonna tell you flat out. We--"

"Are bored out of your minds because all the true invaders are giving monotone reports and you only get to pummel them once a year." He crossed his arms. "So you're coming back to me in order to quench that desire for entertainment."

The Tallest stared at him wide eyed.

Red cleared his throat. "Uh, yeah. That's right."

"And, in order to prove that your not going to try to destroy me or the planet I'm on, you will put it under the armada's protection and let me free from the empire that way I'm no longer under your control."

"…. Pretty much. Yeah."

Zim smiled. "Good." He pointed at them. "I accept your apology and will allow you to continue contact with me! Only as long as it doesn't disturb my," he cleared his throat, "research."

"One, I didn't apologize and tow what do you need to research? You don't invade anymore so." Purple stopped in mid sentence and glanced from Dib back to Zim. "oh. Oh!" he blushed. "Of course. Okay, that's all for now, Zim. Goodbye!" the screen went black as the transmission was cut.

Zim smirked at Dib. "And so ends a great rivalry." He grabbed the boy by the collar of his trench coat and crushed their lips together before the two fell back to the floor, ignoring GIR's cheers as he ran away.

Tapan: so /sniff sniff/ that's all!

Torna: who are you kidding? You still have all those side stories, any you left openings for lemons, AND you have that sequel.

Tapan: oh. Oh yeah! BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME!

Jhkitty: you whine too much.

Tapan: I need a hug/cries/

Torna/sighs and hugs/ there, there.

Jhkitty: I guess that leaves me with ending this thing…so THE END! And Review and stuff, so that the gerbils don't fly into your nightmares!