Wanda and Fuzzy

Chapter 14: Father- Part 1

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- All familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Ruby631- Yup, I did get Jimaine and Stefan from the comics. Sorry, no plans for Azazael.

Andrew123- I'm afraid that I've deleted Kitty and the Devil.

Slickboy444- Kurt and Wanda's troubles haven't finished yet. Magneto's yet to come, remember?

Ldypebsaby- Oh yeah, something is bound to blow up when Mags appears. If he doesn't do it, Wanda will.

TheLegendaryManHimself- Mags won't be happy once he finds out that his only daughter is pregnant…

Agent-G- If you think Mags will be pissed, how do you think Wanda will react once he pops up? Something will definitely explode, and I mean that literally.

Thanks to- Shawn Provoncha, Needles.

Acolytes HQ-

Jason Wyngarde, aka the mutant mindcaster Mastermind, carefully slunk towards Magneto's quarters. One of the Acolytes' spies had just brought some news on Magneto's daughter, the Scarlet Witch. Mastermind stepped extra cautiously as he crept towards Magneto's quarters. Magneto had a famously short temper when it came to being disturbed and Mastermind wanted to cause as little fuss as he could.

The monkey-faced mutant carefully opened the door to Magneto's quarters and peered inside. Magneto was sat in the shadows in front of a bank of TV screens, each one showing a different picture form around the globe. From the allegedly mutant-friendly nation of Genosha to the hustle and bustle of Madripoor, Magneto could see it all.

'Magneto…?' Mastermind cautiously whispered.

'What part of do not disturb do you not understand, Mastermind?' Magneto replied, not even turning away from the screens.

'One of our spies has just brought some important news.' Mastermind said, barely keeping it together. 'It's about your daughter…'

That caught Magneto's attention. The Master of Magnetism stood up from his chair and stepped towards Mastermind.

'Wanda?' Magneto asked. 'What's the matter?'

Mastermind nervously cleared his throat, unsure how Magneto would react to the news.

'She is, um… pregnant.' Mastermind said.

'What?' Magneto bellowed.

Magneto gestured with one hand and Mastermind was thrown across the room.

'Sh-she is pregnant, Magneto.' Mastermind repeated, grasping at his throat. 'It was the Wagner boy.'

'The X-Man?' Magneto spat. 'My daughter is pregnant with the child of an X-Man? Assemble the other Acolytes, we must travel to Bayville at once!'

Mastermind gasped for breath as Magneto let go of his magnetic grip.

'A-at once, Magneto…' The mindcaster wheezed.

Xavier's-

Kurt and Wanda were in the bedroom. Kurt was playing the part of the doting father-to-be while Wanda was playing the part of the expectant mother that was recovering from a fresh bout of morning sickness.

'Oh God, I spend more time with my head down the toilet than actually sitting on it.' Wanda moaned, snuggling further into the bed.

'Nice image, liebe.' Kurt chuckled. 'But look at it zhis vay, the baby vill be born any time soon.'

'Yeah, and look at the size of me.' Wanda replied, indicating her bump. 'I look like a frickin' truck!'

'A pretty damn sexy truck at zhat.' Kurt said kissing Wanda on the forehead.

'Keep this up fuzzy and you'll get a hex upside the head.' Wanda half-heartedly threatened. 'No flirting with the pregnant chick, you've already had me so there's no point in trying anything.'

'Anuzzer cheese and chocolate sauces sandvich, liebe?' Kurt offered.

'I don't know why I bother.' Wanda sighed. 'It'll come back up soon enough.'

'Remember vhat Hank said, you must keep your strength up.' Kurt said

'Yeah, easy for him to say.' Wanda snorted. 'He isn't the one that's going to be passing a bowling ball any time soon.'

'And again viz zhe mental images.' Kurt winced. 'Any more like zhis and I'll be scarred for life.'

'If you don't get me another sandwich, you'll be scarred for life too.' Wanda replied.

'And I love you too, liebe.' Kurt replied as he patted Wanda on the head.

Wanda just shot Kurt a half-hearted glare as he went to get her sandwich.

Later-

Wanda had polished off her cheese and chocolate sauce sandwich and was joined by Kitty while Kurt tried to play peacemaker between Mystique and the Wagners.

'I can't believe all those baby gifts you got!' Kitty said. 'It was like, the best baby shower I've ever been to!'

'The baby shower was three months ago, Kitty.' Wanda replied. 'Besides, how many baby showers have you been to?'

'Including yours?' Kitty asked. 'Just the one…'

Wanda just shook her head and bit into another sandwich.

'I can't see how you can eat those things together.' Kitty winced. 'Chocolate sauce and cheese just don't like, mix.'

'I could always have a craving for bacon.' Wanda threatened. 'Greasy, fried bacon. Sausages. Burgers. T-Bone steak…'

Kitty just stuck her tongue out in disgust.

'You are sick!' The X-Mansion's resident vegetarian said. 'How can you possibly eat that stuff?'

'What? I like meat.' Wanda shrugged. 'Not all of us survive on rabbit food you know.'

'Don't think that being pregnant will prevent you form getting your butt kicked.' Kitty threatened.

'How dare you?' Wanda mock gasped. 'I'm with child…'

'You know I'm kidding.' Kitty giggled. 'Besides, you would totally kick my butt back.'

'You know it.' Wanda snickered.

Later still-

Wanda was fed up of feeling like an invalid and decided to take a walk. Her wandering had taken her to the rec room where TJ, X-23 and Paige were hanging out.

'Wanda, you shouldn't be up!' TJ said as she jumped up form her seat. 'Not in your condition.'

'I'm taking a walk, not heavy lighting.' Wanda replied. 'Listen to your mother.'

'Cheap shot.' TJ said. 'Just because you're an alternate version of my mother, you can't play that card.'

'Okay that's it, go to your room!' Wanda teased.

'Bu…'

'You're grounded missy!' Wanda replied, not stepping down.

'Okay, I'm gonna put this down to the hormones.' TJ said. 'I'm gonna go get a drink.'

'It's not yah hormones really, is it?' Paige asked.

'Hell no.' Wanda replied. 'I just wanted the couch to myself.

Wanda slumped down onto the couch with a groan.

'I'm too old for this crap…'

'I thought you were eighteen.' X-23 said. 'How is that too old?'

'Paige, you wanna take this?' Wanda sighed. 'I'm too tired to make a witty comeback.'

'Don't ask me, Wanda.' Paige replied. 'Ah haven't got any idea what yah talking about.'

'I can't believe you two!' Wanda muttered. 'Haven't you seen Lethal Weapon?'

'I'm too young to see it.' Paige replied. 'That and mah Mom wouldn't let us watch movies like that.'

'Hydra wasn't all that big on movie nights either.' X-23 added.

Wanda just rolled her eyes and tried to relax in her seat. It wasn't to last however as alarms started to blare throughout the mansion.

'No damn peace nowadays.' Wanda groaned. 'If it's Lance up to his old tricks…'

'I don't think it's Lance.' Paige replied a she peered out of the window. 'I think we'd better get you down below.'

'Why, what's up?' Wanda asked as she looked out of the window too. 'Oh no. Not him. Not now…'

Magneto was floating outside with Pyro and Sabretooth beside his side.

'Wanda, we need to talk…'

TBC…

Next: Father- Part 2

Wanda and Magneto have a little 'talk.'