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Kagura's Little Visit
Sunday was over and it was back to school. Kyo started singing the "Back to School" song from the movie Billy Madison. Tohru finished her breakfast and grabbed her umbrella while she walked out the door, Kyo and Yuki followed suit, also grabbing their umbrellas. The opened their umbrellas in unison.
"Bye now!" Shigure shouted as the three walked out of sight. Tohru waved her hand and Yuki and Kyo sighed. "Um… Tohru?" Yuki said, looking deep into Tohru's eyes. "Yes, Yuki?" Tohru said in her sweet way.
"Are you sure you want to go to school with-" Yuki stopped, not quite sure what to say to our beloved Tohru.
"That kid in you!" Kyo finished the rat's sentence. "Not at all! It's natural. Besides, I promised Mom I'd finish High School. And nothing can stop me." she said cheerfully.
They all got to school to meet Uo, who was awaiting Tohru's arrival.
"Hey, uh… Tohru?" Uo noticed Tohru's belly. "What the Hell did you eat over the weekend?" the Yankee spoke. Tohru walked over to Uo and whispered in her ear. "WHAT!" Uo striked with terror in her voice. "What did you do to our little Tohru!" Uo ran over to Kyo, who was attempting to sneak away, and gave him a good ole' punch to the stomach. Kyo was ready to lay a punch in her face, but was kicked by Uo where it hurts most (Come on folks, you know where… For you brain dead readers, here's a hint: Only guys have them). Kyo cried in pain, and said in a high pitched voice. "Yuki, heelllppp meeeee!" "Nah, I think you can handle it." Yuki said, not looking back and continued to walk to his class.
"Yuki, you damn rat! Your deeaaddd when we ggggeeeetttt hoooommmmmeeeee!" Kyo dragged his words out.
"Uo, stop! It's ok. I'm happy about it." Tohru calmed her friend.
"I'm not wasting my strength on you, orangey." Uo said, just loud enough for only Kyo to hear. Kyo managed to find the strength to stand up to limp to his first class.
The bell rang and all the happy little faces flooded out of the school. Yuki met with Kyo who met with Tohru. They walked home silent. Kyo, still in a high-pitched squeaky voice, said to Yuki. "Damn you." Yuki ignored him. They walked in the door to Shigure's house. There stood Kagura. "Ka-ka-gur-a?" Kyo stuttered frightened. Her face was full of anger. "Uh-Oh." Kyo mumbled. "SHIGURE! HOW COULD YOU TELL HER!" "Well, you see, umm…" Shigure tried to think of an excuse. Just then, Hatori walked in from behind a wall. "She threatened to kill me… I had no other choice." Hatori confessed. Kyo was wide-eyed.
"KYON-KUN! HOW COULD YOU!" Kagura shook him like a doll.
"Um… Kagura, I'm sorry-" Tohru tried to stop her from killing Kyo. "Oh, Tohru, I don't blame you at all, IT'S ALL KYON-KUN!" kagura continued to strangle our poor almost lifeless Kyo-Kitty.( - Kyo!). Shigure and Hatori pried Kagura off Kyo, now in the fetal position, to explain it all.
Some hours later in the house that was earlier filled with screams, shouts, and curses
"And, that's how it happened…" Tohru finished. Everyone stared at her for that was the first time they heard the whole story.
"Oh, Kyon-Kun! I LOVE YOU AGAIN!" Kagura hugged Kyo's neck. Kyo tried to pry her off, a lost cause I might add. Kyo freed himself and ran in his room, slammed the door then locked it so Kagura couldn't come in. "Hey, Hatori, I was thinking. Since Yuki has to see you once every month, maybe I could come too." "Of course you can." Hatori replied. "I'll come, too!" Kagura shouted with joy.
"Thank God! Another day a month without you!" Kyo shouted from his room.
"You're comin', too, Kyo! It's your baby!" Kagura yelled back. "Why, why don't you just smite me now God, why!" Kyo apparently had a death wish. "Tohru, the next time Yuki should come, it will be… let's see here…" Hatori thought for a moment. "Wednesday!" he said with his index finger high in the air.
A loud poof was heard from Kyo's room. He came out of his room as an orange cat. "Oh, look! Kyon-kun is a little kitty! Would you like some leeks?" Shigure teased. Kyo jumped on the table, the sat in front of Shigure. He slashed Shigure's face with his claws. "Oww!" Shigure cried as Hatori whipped a band aid out of thin air to place on the dog's face. Hatori sighed. Kyo turned back to a human and lay naked on the table. Just then, Haru walked in the door with a Ziploc bag of grass.
"I got the weed!" Haru lifted the bag up to show off his marijuana. Every stared at him eerily. "But never mind that, I just need a baggy o' sugar!" Haru dumped the contents on the floor. Kyo's mouth dropped. Kyo scurried to the pot, still naked, and grabbed as much weed as he could to stash in his room. "But, I guess I came at a bad time…" Haru said, noticing the naked cat at his feet.
Kyo, realizing what he said, stood up. "Look you!" Kyo yelled at the top of his lungs. "Who do you think you are, just waltzing in here like a fucking ballerina. Blah -blah-blah-blah." was all Haru heard. "Shut up you bastard, your making my ears bleed." Haru turned black. Then suddenly back to white… "Well, I guess I'll go get that sugar." he said, walking into the kitchen. Tohru stood up, then said:
"I'm going to bed…" Tohru said, standing up wobbly.
"So soon, Tohru? It's only eight o' clock." Shigure said with a growling stomach. Tohru nodded. "I guess we can eat left-overs." Shigured groaned. "I'm sorry," Tohru apologized. "I'm just so… tired." she said, barely walking straight. She fell to the ground with a loud smack. "Tohru!" all the Sohma's shouted in unison. They laid her in her bed and Hatori examined her.
"I'd say it's a very minor case of-"
Well, that's where I leave you! Don't you just love cliffhangers! Please review!