One-shot. Fluffy, Havoc/Hawkeye, with mentions of sex. Don't like the pairing? Don't read.

Fun -with- Disclaimer: Ed is blonde, I am too, I don't own FMA so don't sue.

Revenge of the Red Nail Polish

Riza Hawkeye lay on her bed, looking at Jean Havoc's feet, which were sticking out from her sheet. She was lying with her stomach down and her chin resting on her hands. With a sigh she ran over the events of the day in her mind again.

It had started out normally enough, with her usual routine. Things had changed when she had stepped into the office after her lunch. She had come in, to find a small pile of presents on her desk that hadn't been there before. Then she walked into the break room to suddenly be greeted a happy birthday and a cake with her name on it.

Riza remembered laughing because she had nearly forgotten her own birthday. After some cake she had started opening presents. Most of them had seen pretty ordinary. Watches and clips of bullets. Pleas for her to not shoot them and for her to wear a miniskirt. Just after she had thanked the Colonel for a new dog collar for Black Hayate, Riza had opened up Jean's gift.

She found herself staring at a bottle of ruby red nail polish. Jean had laughed nervously, saying that she should show her feminine side alittle more. She had glared at him flatly.

Later when they were alone in the break room she had given him another look. It was the kind of look that most men can figure out after they have been with a woman for a while. A look that most men fear. It was a look that said 'There is no way in hell you are having sex tonight.'

Jean had laughed weakly again, kissed her cheek, though she received it coldly, and said that it was just a dumb joke for the office and that he had something better planned for that night.

So Jean did manage to win his back between sheets when Riza had walked into her apartment to find a home made dim sum and a bottle of wine, waiting for her.Riza started to regret her choice of words as she lay in bed.Jean didn't exactly win his way into her bed. Hell she was usually more than happy to sleep with him. He was sweet, cute, handsome. Maybe alittle flirtatious at times, but the way he would become so clumsy about it at times was attractive to her for some reason.

She smiled to herself and her hand ran along his calf, feeling the muscles in his leg. She silently mused that the men in the office weren't the only ones who could appreciate a pair of nice legs.

Though despite everything, the red nail polish he had given her was still lingering in her mind. Riza also wondered if he had meant when he had said about showing her feminine side more. As she stared at his feet a little idea floated across her mind.

She looked back over her shoulder at Jean's face. He seemed to be resting pretty soundly, there was a small grin on his face and the wine had probably dulled his senses. So she began to move carefully off the bed trying to make as little movement as possible. Slipping off the bed she grabbed her robe and walked silently into her bathroom.

Riza turned on the light and there it sat next to the sink.

The bottle of ruby red nail polish. Riza's anger flared, the bottle seemed smug. She grabbed it and walked quietly back to her bedroom. She knew exactly what she was going to do….

Just alittle oneshot I wrote about a month ago. I thought of the title kinda randomly and wrote the story from there.

Oh and I've thinking about taking a shot at writing HavocxHawkeye drabbles (I think we need more stories with this pairing to kinda level the playing feild), cause I've never really tried writing drabbles before and I need to work at being funnier since all my original works seem to be, well, angsty and gruesome (Ex: In my latest stories, theres attempted suicide and a joke about cannablism. I know I'm a sick perv.) Soooo...Yeah if you want to see more HxH and help me become funnier, please review!