Good Idea Bad Idea Harry Potter Style
By: Scitzo and Psyco
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. So don't send me to Azkaban. Don't send the dementors after me. PLEASE
Warning: Contains spoilers for HBP
A/N: Thanks to Dragonmage-16 for help with ideas. Possibility of 3rd chapter depending on reviews and/or ideas.
GOOD IDEA: have permanent marker to write on Draco's face while sleeping.
Harry: (sneaks into Draco's room using invisibility cloak and draws on Draco's face a mustache and beard.)
Draco: SNORE
Next morning
Draco: looks in mirror AHHHHHHHHHH! HARRY POTTTER! (screams can be heard all the way from the astronomy tower.)
BAD IDEA: Writing notes in Snape's class using permanent marker with face a little to close to the parchment.
Harry: (high off of permanent marker fumes) Hedwig I love you. Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day? (uses Longbottom's potion gone wrong to try to dye Hedwig.)
Hedwig: (flies at Harry and attempts to poke eyes out)
Draco: (Laughs evilly in background)
Snape: 100 points from Gryffindor for cruelty to animals and use of muggle drugs type things in class. 50 points to Gryffindor for saving us from Longbottom's potion gone wrong.
GOOD IDEA: Following the Butterflies:
Harry: (follows butterflies to field of wild flowers and finds Cho.)
Cho: Harry I've been waiting. (runs to Harry and knocks him down.)
Harry wakes up: DAMN IT! (yell can be heard in London)
BAD IDEA: following the spiders.
Aragog: Ohhh! Fresh meat!
Ron and Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (run the other way while screaming like little girls.)
GOOD IDEA: Using Polyjuice Potion to disguise as Crabbe and Goyle to get information from Malfoy.
Harry disguised as Crabbe: So what's the number to your Dads bank account number again? (pulls out note-parchment)
BAD IDEA: When you are disguised as Crabbe and Goyle you run into Crabbe and Goyle, who are disguised as girls and they start flirting with you.
Girl Goyle: Hi hot stuff.
(Harry and Ron run other way)
GOOD IDEA: Taking advice from half-blood prince.
Harry: Yes I got and A on the potions exam.
BAD IDEA: Meeting Half-blood prince in a dark ally.
Harry: (nervous and holding potion book) Ummm…H-hi professor.
Professor Snape: THAT'S MY BOOK! (starts casting spells at Harry)
GOOD IDEA: getting into Hogwarts.
Harry and Ron try to master lavation spell and fail.
Hermione: No like this. (helps Ron and Harry)
BAD IDEA: getting into Ivy League school (A.K.A Harvard) and trying to master magic.
Roommate stares at you while trying to read War and Peace as you try to levitate your bed.
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