Disclaimer: Leiko: Hiei, will you do the honors please? Hiei: Hn.
Lawyers: Was that a real disclaimer?
Mizuna: Yes, he said that the blond bitch doesn't own jack.
Kashaku: Really?
Yusuke: Cool... It's like you can read his mind or something, how else would you be able to understand him?
Mizuna: Oh, he didn't really say that, it's just what he meant. "Hn" means "I have cool hair and am to damn perfect to answer anything your pathetic brain might ask.
Yusuke: Really?
Hiei: Hn.
Leiko: Yesterday was Mardi Gras, and there were even parades! YAY!!!
Jin: What's Mardi Gras?
Touya: It's a ningen holiday.
Jin: Well, THAT was descriptive...
Kashaku: I thought so.
Leiko: Anywho, on with the fic!!!
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Hiei frowned, glaring at both of the demonesses in front of him. "Who's back?"
"It's nothing. Thank you for taking me back to my room, but it is frankly none of your damn business. So please leave." Mizuna said in a cold voice.
Hiei didn't know why, but he was hurt when she said this. Could he...? Nope, back into denial for Hi-chan. "Hn." He said equally cold as he disappeared. All that was left of the handsome fire apparition, was an open window...
"Fill Kashaku in. I don't know what he's planning, but we need to tell our little brother." Mizuna said, getting over her previous shock.
Kin nodded solemnly before leaving to retrieve their slightly deranged sister. Mizuna sighed as she rubbed her eyes. 'Now that Shino is back things are going to get a lot more complicated...'
Shaking her head to clear her thoughts, Mizuna quickly changed into her formal kimono, finishing just as her sister walked into her room. They two were wearing formal kimonos, although different.
Mizuna was wearing a dark blue kimono that matched her eyes and was decorated with black embroidered bamboo leaves as well as a black obi. She had also pulled her hair up into a bun with black and blue chopsticks to hold it up. Kashaku was wearing a copper colored kimono with red embroidered birds, a red obi and copper chopsticks to hold her hair up, while Kin was wearing a white kimono with gold embroidered flowers, a gold obi and gold chopsticks in her hair.
"Let's go, this needs to be dealt with immediately." Her sisters nodded in agreement before pulling out their talismans. Mizuna pulled a sharp edged fan called a "Kashaku no Kaze", Kin pulled out her Shuriken(Japanese throwing stars) and Kashaku pulled a tanto(small Japanese knife) out of their obis.
"Koenma." They said in eerie unison. There was a thunderclap, the sound of crashing waves and then the sound of wood catching fire. Then in a flash of light, the three girls disappeared.
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Koenma and the rest of the spirit detectives looked up. Before them stood the topic of their discussion.
"What's wrong Koenma? Not happy to see us?" Kin asked her little brother with a slightly feral grin.
However Kashaku went into theatrics. "Oh brother! Didn't you miss us? Not a card, not a letter! Not even a call! How inconsiderate!!!" She exclaimed falling to the floor and pretending to weep.
Even Mizuna had to smile, albeit a small... rather threatening one... "Enough of these... pleasantries. We came to warn you. He's back. His power has also increased. I suppose fighting for your life in Kin's dimension will do that to you."
"I believe some explanations are in order." Kurama said, giving the three girls calculating looks.
Finally noticing the others, Kin agreed. "I guess so. We'll start. I am Kin, ruler of the third dimension. Damian."
"I am Kashaku, ruler of the second dimension. Avalon."
"And I am Mizuna, ruler of the fourth, and final dimension. Andromeda. We are also Koenma's elder sisters."
"Andromeda... Avalon... Damian... I've heard of them before. Andromeda is the other galaxy that will eventually collide into our own. Avalon is the land of magic, and Damian is Greek for power." Kurama said, once again proving he was smarter than his friends... Hiei didn't care enough to say anything, and well... What can I say? Yusuke wasn't even paying attention, he was to busy watching a certain ruler of the second dimension.
"Your information is for the most part correct. However there are a few things missing from your explanation. Damian is, as you said Greek for power, and that's what Kin's dimension is. Power, the natives of her land are wild and powerful creatures. Which is what Kin's personality reflects. Kashaku's dimension is that of Avalon. In ancient times it was part of your world, but then the inhabitants of it created their own dimension to live in. Avalon is the land of myth, mystery and magic; it doesn't always make sense, which is what Kashaku's personality reflects. As for Andromeda... It was indeed spotted by your scientists, but what they saw wasn't exactly here... One of my leading scientists accidentally created an inter-dimensional rip in the time space continuum. But as for Andromeda itself, it is the land of technology. Which is what I represent."
Kurama nodded in understanding. "I see."
Yusuke, who had actually listened to this part, decided it was time for his questions to be answered... trivial as they were... "So, are you three like some all-powerful super beings with no flaws or something?"
"Nope, we all have flaws, just like our dimensions. Like me, I'm not exactly logical, and I see all things in my own unique way." Kashaku admitted.
"I... I don't always think things through... I prefer to just plow through relying on my strength." Kin said grudgingly.
Everyone then turned to Mizuna for her confession. Mizuna raised an eyebrow at them. "I do have a rather embarrassing flaw... But I don't believe I will be telling any of you what it is anytime soon."
"AWW!!! C'MON MI-CHAN!!! We admitted ours." Kin said beginning to pout.
"It's not my fault you were dumb enough to tell them," She said examining her nails disinterestedly. "And besides, your flaws are obvious." She added with a slight smirk.
Right as Kin and Kashaku were going to tackle hr for her insult, Koenma got his voice back. "So if he's back, what do you think he'll be doing?"
"Knowing Shino, he'll want revenge." Mizuna said, looking away. "We'll need help to defeat him this time. We'll also have to lure him out into the open."
Koenma nodded gravely. "What do you suggest we do?"
Kashaku, in an astonishing moment of seriousness said, "Well, how about we host a tournament, the winners will receive a date with us. He's sure to show up, he does after all love Mi-chan."
"Creepy as that is." Kin muttered.
"What an excellent idea Kashaku, I'm glad I thought of it!" Koenma responded with his irritating laughter.
"Someone's getting to big for his diapies..." Kin said, glaring at Koenma.
This of course, completely ruined the moment of seriousness as Yusuke burst out laughing.
"This still doesn't explain why you were in this dimension." Kurama said.
"We were here because this is the best place for Mizuna to do her readings." Kin replied hotly.
"Readings?" Yusuke asked, recovering from his laughter.
"She uses the eye of Unmei to see what is happening in other times... or in this case dimensions." Hiei said, surprising all of them by actually contributing for the good of the group. 'Well, her being the ruler of Andromeda does explain why she has the power to use such a powerful technique/
"Hiei. Is that the same technique you use?" Kurama asked, as all the pieces of the puzzle began to fall together.
"Hn." Hiei grunted/said looking out the window.
Mizuna stared at him surprised, she barely had enough power to do it, and she was ruler of the fourth dimension... 'He must be even more powerful than I had originally thought...'
"One thing before we go... Who's going to be in the tournament, I mean we sure can't be!" Kin pointed out.
"My spirit detectives will handle that. Sisters, meet my specialist team, Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei-" Koenma began, only to be cut off by Kuwabara rushing into the room. "-And Kuwabara..."
"Hey look, it's the girls from our class!!!" He exclaimed upon seeing the three rulers. "And one of them's my girlfriend!!!" He said spotting Mizuna.
She twitched... 4 months of ignoring him and insulting him and he still didn't get it!?!
"How are you my love?" He said, grabbing her hands.
Apparently not... Mizuna was just about to say something when Hiei's sword interfered. Kuwabara's eyes widened stupidly as he stared at the sword being held up to his neck.
"Leave her alone you moron. You would think that by now you would have gotten the hint, but apparently you are to stupid to see that she can't stand you." Hiei said coldly.
Yusuke suddenly began snickering. "Looks like Hiei's a little jealous!!!" He choked out before doubling over with laughter.
Hiei twitched, blushing slightly. It was true that over the past few months, he had begun to care for the blue-haired demoness, but he was by no means going to admit he loved her, and if he wasn't admitting it to himself, he sure as hell wasn't saying anything to that idiot.
He turned his attention back to the annoying fool who was still holding his Mizuna's hands. Wait, scratch that, just plain Mizuna's hands. "I thought I told you to release her."
"Yeah, and what makes you think I'm going to listen to you, huh shrimp? I Kazuma Kuwabara will, once and for all defeat you proving my superiority!" He said, striking a moronic pose that even Kashaku wouldn't use.
Hiei rolled his eyes. "Moron." Facing his... "Opponent" and I do use that term lightly. He replied to his challenge. "Why would I want to face a weak moron like you?"
"Haha! So that means I win by default! And my prize is... Mizuna!!!" He said laughing insanely.
Both Hiei and Mizuna twitched while the rest of their group looked on in mild amusement.
"And just when did you decide that?" Mizuna asked in a deadly calm voice that she NEVER used... Not even when Kin or Kashaku did something even dumber than usual.
"Just now, great idea huh?" He asked, not realizing the danger he was in.
"You moron, didn't I tell you to leave her alone?" Hiei said, now getting irritated.
"HA, you're just to chicken to face me!"
Kuwabara then found himself laying face up on the floor with Hiei's katana pointed directly at his exposed neck. Hiei himself was glaring so hard, that it would make a grown man go in his pants... Which Kuwabara did...
Hiei twitched. 'Presumptuous twit.' Which was odd, because Mizuna was thinking the same thing.
"You're going to need your carpet cleaned..." Kin said, smelling the mess. 'UGH!!! MUST GET OUT!!!!!!!!!' "And... I uh... I just gotta jet, later!" She said, bolting out of the room. A newly transformed Youko followed her closely, and then Kashaku wandered out wondering why they were in such a hurry... An insanely laughing Yusuke, who had realized what she meant, followed her out the door.
"Hey Mizuna? What did Kin mean by "I'll need my carpet cleaned?" Mizuna? Mizuuuuuuunaaaaaaaaaaa!?!" Koenma asked his now empty room... Well, Kuwabara was still there, but frankly, who cares?
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Now to all peoples who reviewed my wonderful *coughcough* story...
My BFF- CrimsonSash(Kin): Update... Oh, and thanks for the review.
My other BFF-Sho-Tosa-Kitto(Kashaku): Stop taunting my reviewers... They might try to go away, and then I'd have to tie them to chairs, and that can just get so messy...
Mah: Thanks for reviewing my story, glad you like it, Kin is cool, we are mean, I just plain don't like Keiko, and are you trying to imply that I'm fat!?! I mean, whadda ya mean we're eating too much!?! HUH!?!
InuKurama: Yes, Mizuna is basically my personality to the extreme, so of course she's cool.
Gothic-Neko: I hope that you didn't get fed up with me and are reading this. I'll update soon, k?
ghetto person: Thanks, I'm glad you like it.
Diana-sama: I'm really glad you decided to read my fic anyway! And it just HAS to be funny, I am insane after all.
Blue fox demon: This is, this is.
Dark_Shadow_Hiei: Kewl name, I hope that this was soon enough.
And do y'all know what? I got NO flames, yay me!!!
Mizuna: Hm... You got way more reviews than I would have thought.
Leiko: How many did you think I would get?
Mizuna: None.
Kashaku: That wasn't very nice Mi-chan.
Yusuke: True, but I gotta go with Mizuna on this one, I'm speechless!!!
Hiei: Than why haven't you shut up yet?
Kin: Read and review more.
Readers: Huh? Sorry, we tuned out there for a minute.
Kin: Yeah? Well if you don't R&R, than I'm going to "tune" you out PERMENANTLY!!!!
Readers: EEP!!!
IMPORTANT NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, in case you didn't notice(I didn't until my friends pointed it out to me...) these past 5 chapters have all been for one day... they have never ended it!!!! So, since that is just plain stupid, I've decided that these chappies are spread out over about... 6 months time. Ok then?
Ja ne, Leiko
Lawyers: Was that a real disclaimer?
Mizuna: Yes, he said that the blond bitch doesn't own jack.
Kashaku: Really?
Yusuke: Cool... It's like you can read his mind or something, how else would you be able to understand him?
Mizuna: Oh, he didn't really say that, it's just what he meant. "Hn" means "I have cool hair and am to damn perfect to answer anything your pathetic brain might ask.
Yusuke: Really?
Hiei: Hn.
Leiko: Yesterday was Mardi Gras, and there were even parades! YAY!!!
Jin: What's Mardi Gras?
Touya: It's a ningen holiday.
Jin: Well, THAT was descriptive...
Kashaku: I thought so.
Leiko: Anywho, on with the fic!!!
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Hiei frowned, glaring at both of the demonesses in front of him. "Who's back?"
"It's nothing. Thank you for taking me back to my room, but it is frankly none of your damn business. So please leave." Mizuna said in a cold voice.
Hiei didn't know why, but he was hurt when she said this. Could he...? Nope, back into denial for Hi-chan. "Hn." He said equally cold as he disappeared. All that was left of the handsome fire apparition, was an open window...
"Fill Kashaku in. I don't know what he's planning, but we need to tell our little brother." Mizuna said, getting over her previous shock.
Kin nodded solemnly before leaving to retrieve their slightly deranged sister. Mizuna sighed as she rubbed her eyes. 'Now that Shino is back things are going to get a lot more complicated...'
Shaking her head to clear her thoughts, Mizuna quickly changed into her formal kimono, finishing just as her sister walked into her room. They two were wearing formal kimonos, although different.
Mizuna was wearing a dark blue kimono that matched her eyes and was decorated with black embroidered bamboo leaves as well as a black obi. She had also pulled her hair up into a bun with black and blue chopsticks to hold it up. Kashaku was wearing a copper colored kimono with red embroidered birds, a red obi and copper chopsticks to hold her hair up, while Kin was wearing a white kimono with gold embroidered flowers, a gold obi and gold chopsticks in her hair.
"Let's go, this needs to be dealt with immediately." Her sisters nodded in agreement before pulling out their talismans. Mizuna pulled a sharp edged fan called a "Kashaku no Kaze", Kin pulled out her Shuriken(Japanese throwing stars) and Kashaku pulled a tanto(small Japanese knife) out of their obis.
"Koenma." They said in eerie unison. There was a thunderclap, the sound of crashing waves and then the sound of wood catching fire. Then in a flash of light, the three girls disappeared.
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Koenma and the rest of the spirit detectives looked up. Before them stood the topic of their discussion.
"What's wrong Koenma? Not happy to see us?" Kin asked her little brother with a slightly feral grin.
However Kashaku went into theatrics. "Oh brother! Didn't you miss us? Not a card, not a letter! Not even a call! How inconsiderate!!!" She exclaimed falling to the floor and pretending to weep.
Even Mizuna had to smile, albeit a small... rather threatening one... "Enough of these... pleasantries. We came to warn you. He's back. His power has also increased. I suppose fighting for your life in Kin's dimension will do that to you."
"I believe some explanations are in order." Kurama said, giving the three girls calculating looks.
Finally noticing the others, Kin agreed. "I guess so. We'll start. I am Kin, ruler of the third dimension. Damian."
"I am Kashaku, ruler of the second dimension. Avalon."
"And I am Mizuna, ruler of the fourth, and final dimension. Andromeda. We are also Koenma's elder sisters."
"Andromeda... Avalon... Damian... I've heard of them before. Andromeda is the other galaxy that will eventually collide into our own. Avalon is the land of magic, and Damian is Greek for power." Kurama said, once again proving he was smarter than his friends... Hiei didn't care enough to say anything, and well... What can I say? Yusuke wasn't even paying attention, he was to busy watching a certain ruler of the second dimension.
"Your information is for the most part correct. However there are a few things missing from your explanation. Damian is, as you said Greek for power, and that's what Kin's dimension is. Power, the natives of her land are wild and powerful creatures. Which is what Kin's personality reflects. Kashaku's dimension is that of Avalon. In ancient times it was part of your world, but then the inhabitants of it created their own dimension to live in. Avalon is the land of myth, mystery and magic; it doesn't always make sense, which is what Kashaku's personality reflects. As for Andromeda... It was indeed spotted by your scientists, but what they saw wasn't exactly here... One of my leading scientists accidentally created an inter-dimensional rip in the time space continuum. But as for Andromeda itself, it is the land of technology. Which is what I represent."
Kurama nodded in understanding. "I see."
Yusuke, who had actually listened to this part, decided it was time for his questions to be answered... trivial as they were... "So, are you three like some all-powerful super beings with no flaws or something?"
"Nope, we all have flaws, just like our dimensions. Like me, I'm not exactly logical, and I see all things in my own unique way." Kashaku admitted.
"I... I don't always think things through... I prefer to just plow through relying on my strength." Kin said grudgingly.
Everyone then turned to Mizuna for her confession. Mizuna raised an eyebrow at them. "I do have a rather embarrassing flaw... But I don't believe I will be telling any of you what it is anytime soon."
"AWW!!! C'MON MI-CHAN!!! We admitted ours." Kin said beginning to pout.
"It's not my fault you were dumb enough to tell them," She said examining her nails disinterestedly. "And besides, your flaws are obvious." She added with a slight smirk.
Right as Kin and Kashaku were going to tackle hr for her insult, Koenma got his voice back. "So if he's back, what do you think he'll be doing?"
"Knowing Shino, he'll want revenge." Mizuna said, looking away. "We'll need help to defeat him this time. We'll also have to lure him out into the open."
Koenma nodded gravely. "What do you suggest we do?"
Kashaku, in an astonishing moment of seriousness said, "Well, how about we host a tournament, the winners will receive a date with us. He's sure to show up, he does after all love Mi-chan."
"Creepy as that is." Kin muttered.
"What an excellent idea Kashaku, I'm glad I thought of it!" Koenma responded with his irritating laughter.
"Someone's getting to big for his diapies..." Kin said, glaring at Koenma.
This of course, completely ruined the moment of seriousness as Yusuke burst out laughing.
"This still doesn't explain why you were in this dimension." Kurama said.
"We were here because this is the best place for Mizuna to do her readings." Kin replied hotly.
"Readings?" Yusuke asked, recovering from his laughter.
"She uses the eye of Unmei to see what is happening in other times... or in this case dimensions." Hiei said, surprising all of them by actually contributing for the good of the group. 'Well, her being the ruler of Andromeda does explain why she has the power to use such a powerful technique/
"Hiei. Is that the same technique you use?" Kurama asked, as all the pieces of the puzzle began to fall together.
"Hn." Hiei grunted/said looking out the window.
Mizuna stared at him surprised, she barely had enough power to do it, and she was ruler of the fourth dimension... 'He must be even more powerful than I had originally thought...'
"One thing before we go... Who's going to be in the tournament, I mean we sure can't be!" Kin pointed out.
"My spirit detectives will handle that. Sisters, meet my specialist team, Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei-" Koenma began, only to be cut off by Kuwabara rushing into the room. "-And Kuwabara..."
"Hey look, it's the girls from our class!!!" He exclaimed upon seeing the three rulers. "And one of them's my girlfriend!!!" He said spotting Mizuna.
She twitched... 4 months of ignoring him and insulting him and he still didn't get it!?!
"How are you my love?" He said, grabbing her hands.
Apparently not... Mizuna was just about to say something when Hiei's sword interfered. Kuwabara's eyes widened stupidly as he stared at the sword being held up to his neck.
"Leave her alone you moron. You would think that by now you would have gotten the hint, but apparently you are to stupid to see that she can't stand you." Hiei said coldly.
Yusuke suddenly began snickering. "Looks like Hiei's a little jealous!!!" He choked out before doubling over with laughter.
Hiei twitched, blushing slightly. It was true that over the past few months, he had begun to care for the blue-haired demoness, but he was by no means going to admit he loved her, and if he wasn't admitting it to himself, he sure as hell wasn't saying anything to that idiot.
He turned his attention back to the annoying fool who was still holding his Mizuna's hands. Wait, scratch that, just plain Mizuna's hands. "I thought I told you to release her."
"Yeah, and what makes you think I'm going to listen to you, huh shrimp? I Kazuma Kuwabara will, once and for all defeat you proving my superiority!" He said, striking a moronic pose that even Kashaku wouldn't use.
Hiei rolled his eyes. "Moron." Facing his... "Opponent" and I do use that term lightly. He replied to his challenge. "Why would I want to face a weak moron like you?"
"Haha! So that means I win by default! And my prize is... Mizuna!!!" He said laughing insanely.
Both Hiei and Mizuna twitched while the rest of their group looked on in mild amusement.
"And just when did you decide that?" Mizuna asked in a deadly calm voice that she NEVER used... Not even when Kin or Kashaku did something even dumber than usual.
"Just now, great idea huh?" He asked, not realizing the danger he was in.
"You moron, didn't I tell you to leave her alone?" Hiei said, now getting irritated.
"HA, you're just to chicken to face me!"
Kuwabara then found himself laying face up on the floor with Hiei's katana pointed directly at his exposed neck. Hiei himself was glaring so hard, that it would make a grown man go in his pants... Which Kuwabara did...
Hiei twitched. 'Presumptuous twit.' Which was odd, because Mizuna was thinking the same thing.
"You're going to need your carpet cleaned..." Kin said, smelling the mess. 'UGH!!! MUST GET OUT!!!!!!!!!' "And... I uh... I just gotta jet, later!" She said, bolting out of the room. A newly transformed Youko followed her closely, and then Kashaku wandered out wondering why they were in such a hurry... An insanely laughing Yusuke, who had realized what she meant, followed her out the door.
"Hey Mizuna? What did Kin mean by "I'll need my carpet cleaned?" Mizuna? Mizuuuuuuunaaaaaaaaaaa!?!" Koenma asked his now empty room... Well, Kuwabara was still there, but frankly, who cares?
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Now to all peoples who reviewed my wonderful *coughcough* story...
My BFF- CrimsonSash(Kin): Update... Oh, and thanks for the review.
My other BFF-Sho-Tosa-Kitto(Kashaku): Stop taunting my reviewers... They might try to go away, and then I'd have to tie them to chairs, and that can just get so messy...
Mah: Thanks for reviewing my story, glad you like it, Kin is cool, we are mean, I just plain don't like Keiko, and are you trying to imply that I'm fat!?! I mean, whadda ya mean we're eating too much!?! HUH!?!
InuKurama: Yes, Mizuna is basically my personality to the extreme, so of course she's cool.
Gothic-Neko: I hope that you didn't get fed up with me and are reading this. I'll update soon, k?
ghetto person: Thanks, I'm glad you like it.
Diana-sama: I'm really glad you decided to read my fic anyway! And it just HAS to be funny, I am insane after all.
Blue fox demon: This is, this is.
Dark_Shadow_Hiei: Kewl name, I hope that this was soon enough.
And do y'all know what? I got NO flames, yay me!!!
Mizuna: Hm... You got way more reviews than I would have thought.
Leiko: How many did you think I would get?
Mizuna: None.
Kashaku: That wasn't very nice Mi-chan.
Yusuke: True, but I gotta go with Mizuna on this one, I'm speechless!!!
Hiei: Than why haven't you shut up yet?
Kin: Read and review more.
Readers: Huh? Sorry, we tuned out there for a minute.
Kin: Yeah? Well if you don't R&R, than I'm going to "tune" you out PERMENANTLY!!!!
Readers: EEP!!!
IMPORTANT NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, in case you didn't notice(I didn't until my friends pointed it out to me...) these past 5 chapters have all been for one day... they have never ended it!!!! So, since that is just plain stupid, I've decided that these chappies are spread out over about... 6 months time. Ok then?
Ja ne, Leiko