Hey it's uchihachik. I just wanted to clear up some stuff.
The timezone in The story of Gai was all messed up. Like, for example, in it, Itachi was 13 when Kisame was 23. Kisame would have actually been 19 when Itachi was 13, but I just typed that when I was really tired. You see, I'm kinda an insomniac. It means I have trouble falling asleep. And, I typed that right when I got up, so bare with me. Just so you know, I suffer from 2 mental dissorders. One is insomnia, and the other is...something else...I'll never tell you! MWA HA HA! cough Yes, so now you know.
Also, if the Haku adoption, Kisame adoption, Itachi abduction, Sasuke abduction, and Uchiha clan massacre parts made no sense, it's because I just typed them off the top of my head. I had the Gai/ball part thought up before then, and I added on the other parts just as I was writing.
Now that that's cleared up, let's play 20 questions to quess my other mental dissorder!
Sasuke: Mental retardation?
uchihachik: Nope!
Sasuke: Coulda fooled me...
uchihachik:glare
Naruto:Insomnia?
uchihachik:DUH! I already said that!
Sakura:Insanity?
uchihachik:Nah...
Sasuke:You sure you're not retarded?
uchihachik:Yes! Here, lemme give you a clue. Itachi, c'mere and tap on my shoulder while my back's facing you...
Itachi:(thinking "She better not be planning anything wrong..") Uhh...Okay...walks up behind me and taps me on the shoulder.
uchihachik:turns around Ahhhhh! He's gonna kill me!
Sasuke:Fear of Psycos?
uchihachik:No!
Naruto:Itachi-phobia?
uchihachik:Why would I be scared of this hottie?points to Itachi
Itachi:Most people are...
uchihachik:Most people aren't me.
Itachi:That's for sure.
Sasuke:And I'm glad they aren't...
uchihachik:Okay, this is pathetic! Attention all readers! points to you Guess my mental dissorder! Please! I know you can do it! Review and tell me.