Believe it or not, someone actually suceeded in guessing my second mental disorder!
Congratulations to:
Blood red nin
This was his/her guess:
lmao...again! Your stories are hilarious! As for your mental disorder...I'm guessing...paranoia?
Yeah! The answer was paranoia! For all the little kiddies who don't know what paranoia is, it means I'm afraid that someone's gonna get me. Like, at night, I shut and lock the door to my room, and I shut the window. When I go into my room, I check under my bed and in my closet to make sure nobody's hiding there. I also get freaked out when I hear sounds in the night. Like, if my dog scratches at my door at night, I automatically assume it's a cold-blooded killer coming for me.
My friends also insist that I'm a scitzoprenic. But, I'm not. I'll celebrate and reward him/her by dedicating a one-shot fanfic to them. Blood red nin, in a review, please send me what character it should revolve around or what pairing. I'll then think up a storyline, write it, post it, and dedicate it to you.
Now, the characters will try and convince you to ask me to put them in.
Naruto: Make it about meeeeeee! uchihachik writes too much about Itachi-bastard and Sasuke-bastard!
uchihachik: That's cause they're hot.
Itachi: (wispers to Blood red nin) Please don't pick me. If you do, I just know that uchihachik will do unmentionable things to me in the fic...
uchihachik: (grins evilly)
Sasuke: Same.
Lee: I have no fics about me...But if you do choose me, make it Lee/Saku!
Neji:...I don't care if you pick me...
Tenten: Oooohhh! Make it a Ten/Neji fic! Please!
Ino: No! Make it Ino/Sasu!
Sakura: No!Saku/Sasu!
Ino: Move your forehead, Sakura!
Sakura:Grrrrrr!
(Catfight breaks out...)
Choji: Write about me and my love for food!
Kiba: Write about me and Akamaru being the best ninjas in the world!
Akamaru: (supporting bark!)
Orochimaru: (Suddenly appears) Make it Oro/Sasu.
Sasuke: O.o (eye twitches)
uchihachik: But! I already have an Oro/Sasu fic!
Oro:So?
Shikamaru: Ahh...I figure I'm too lazy to be in a fanfiction...It's troublesome...
Kisame: Make me win over Itachi-sama!
uchihachik: No way! Itachi's mine!
Kakashi:...(Reads Come Come Paradise)
Hinata: W-write about...N-Naruto-kun...
uchihachik: Did you know that you are the only person that I let the 'kun' slip on?
Hinata:...T-Thank you...
uchihachik: But, why would you want me to write about Naruto?
Hinata: B-Because he's really nice a-and he get's t-too disrespected i-in most f-fanfictions...
uchihachik:Hmmm...So, you want me to write a Hina/Naru fic?
Hinata: Y-Yes...
Shino: Write about bugs.
uchihachik: I told you, don't whine to me, whine to Blood red nin...It's their choice...
Kurenai: You should ask uchihachik to write a Kure/Asu fic...
uchihachik: That's a new one, isn't it? I haven't written one of them yet...But I have hinted it in a couple of fics...
Asuma: You should write one about how amazingly cool I am and how I smoothly win over Kurenai.
uchihachik: Isn't that what Kurenai just said? And, Kakashi is way cooler than you.
Gai: You should write about Lee and the exuberance of youth!
uchihachik: No way!
Gaara: You should write about me killing everyone...
Kankuro: I don't know what you should write about me...
Temari: Write a Tema/Shika fic!
uchihachik: You'll have to steal him from Ino!
Ino: But..I don't like Shika...
Random Uchihacest fan: Write Ita/Sasu!
uchihachik: Hmmm...Maybe...