Author's Note: I took KistenFiremaster's suggestion and am making Sirius's
test a Q******** test. HahHah You thought I was going to tell you what
happened, but I didn't HAH
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"Follow me."
I took the big dude's directions and followed him. I had a last glimpse of Lily and James before he led me into a dark room beyond the gate.
"Now for your test."
The dude led me to a small desk in the corner. "This is your test," he said. "Now sit down and TAKE IT!!!!"
Obedient as I am, I sat down and took the pencil he held out to me. "You have fifteen minutes starting...NOW!"
I looked down at the first line. The question was, "What is your name?" That was it? That was the only question on the test? I looked up, appalled. The big dude just stared at me and nodded. I gritted my teeth, whishing James was in here with me so we could pass notes. I looked up again, and immediately wished I hadn't. The big guy just stared at me like he was melting me with his melt-vision. I looked down at the paper again.
For some reason I was really nervous. This was the test that would get me into heaven. But I just had to write my name! Why didn't I do it? After all, I had gone through OWLs and NEWTs, so why couldn't I do this? For God's sake Sirius, just do it! I did it. No matter how embarrassing it was, I wrote my name. Sirius Lee Black. My parents might've thought it was funny when they named me, but they didn't have to be taunted and teased all through elementary school. Oh well. My time was almost up.
I stood up and the man took the test from me. "You passed," he said. I whooped and leaped with glee. I got into heaven! I then thought of how dumb I looked to the dude, and he stared at me. He then opened the door and motioned for me to follow him.
We stepped outside, where I was almost blinded by the bright light because I had been in the dark room so long. James was waiting against the side of the building. From the way his fingers were kind of wet, I could tell he had been chewing his nails. He approached me with a worried look on his face. "Did you pass?' he asked.
"Of course I did," I said.
"I knew it all along," he replied. "Right," I said sarcastically.
I followed him to where Lily was standing. She was beaming and looked like she had a secret to tell. "I was watching Harry and he went back to Privet Drive. But then I saw Dumbledore Apparate to the Weasley's house. I'm sure he was telling them when Harry could came to live with them." She looked proud. "I'm sure Dumbledore knows best," James said. "Cause this is our son we're talking about now."
"Geez James, you've gotten so... so fatherly lately. What's up with you?'' I asked.
"I dunno. You'd think that having my best friend back after 15 years of waiting would make me all hyper and excited, but since I've been here," he gestured towards the gates with his arms, "I've sort've calmed down."
"This pace does it to you, eh?" I asked.
"Yeah," Lily said. "So maybe that will calm you down a bit, though you haven't been as wild since you've been playing the role of godfather," James added.
"Maybe it will do me some good," I thought. "I'll give it a try."
"Good," said James, grinning. "Welcome to heaven, Sirius."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A/N: How did you like it? I had some trouble writing the end. I need some help with what should happen in heaven, please review with ideas! And remember, this is all dragoneye and no Lion Hart or Neon purr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R+R!
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"Follow me."
I took the big dude's directions and followed him. I had a last glimpse of Lily and James before he led me into a dark room beyond the gate.
"Now for your test."
The dude led me to a small desk in the corner. "This is your test," he said. "Now sit down and TAKE IT!!!!"
Obedient as I am, I sat down and took the pencil he held out to me. "You have fifteen minutes starting...NOW!"
I looked down at the first line. The question was, "What is your name?" That was it? That was the only question on the test? I looked up, appalled. The big dude just stared at me and nodded. I gritted my teeth, whishing James was in here with me so we could pass notes. I looked up again, and immediately wished I hadn't. The big guy just stared at me like he was melting me with his melt-vision. I looked down at the paper again.
For some reason I was really nervous. This was the test that would get me into heaven. But I just had to write my name! Why didn't I do it? After all, I had gone through OWLs and NEWTs, so why couldn't I do this? For God's sake Sirius, just do it! I did it. No matter how embarrassing it was, I wrote my name. Sirius Lee Black. My parents might've thought it was funny when they named me, but they didn't have to be taunted and teased all through elementary school. Oh well. My time was almost up.
I stood up and the man took the test from me. "You passed," he said. I whooped and leaped with glee. I got into heaven! I then thought of how dumb I looked to the dude, and he stared at me. He then opened the door and motioned for me to follow him.
We stepped outside, where I was almost blinded by the bright light because I had been in the dark room so long. James was waiting against the side of the building. From the way his fingers were kind of wet, I could tell he had been chewing his nails. He approached me with a worried look on his face. "Did you pass?' he asked.
"Of course I did," I said.
"I knew it all along," he replied. "Right," I said sarcastically.
I followed him to where Lily was standing. She was beaming and looked like she had a secret to tell. "I was watching Harry and he went back to Privet Drive. But then I saw Dumbledore Apparate to the Weasley's house. I'm sure he was telling them when Harry could came to live with them." She looked proud. "I'm sure Dumbledore knows best," James said. "Cause this is our son we're talking about now."
"Geez James, you've gotten so... so fatherly lately. What's up with you?'' I asked.
"I dunno. You'd think that having my best friend back after 15 years of waiting would make me all hyper and excited, but since I've been here," he gestured towards the gates with his arms, "I've sort've calmed down."
"This pace does it to you, eh?" I asked.
"Yeah," Lily said. "So maybe that will calm you down a bit, though you haven't been as wild since you've been playing the role of godfather," James added.
"Maybe it will do me some good," I thought. "I'll give it a try."
"Good," said James, grinning. "Welcome to heaven, Sirius."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A/N: How did you like it? I had some trouble writing the end. I need some help with what should happen in heaven, please review with ideas! And remember, this is all dragoneye and no Lion Hart or Neon purr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R+R!