Let's see if I remember how to do this…I haven't updated in a while. A while probably bordering a year or so. Well maybe not that long. You get it though, right? RIGHT!
I actually don't know the Colin kid although he was in my history class. I don't have a problem with him, but I did it on the behest of Frotu because, well, she hates him and probably wants him dead. So don't get mad at me. I'm not one to hold a grudge against som—
Ewan: For God's sake just get to the chapter!
BUGGER THE BLOODY HELL OFF! …Right then.
Chapter Four: Grim Reaps the Immortal Soul of That Colin Kid
Letting out a loud grunt, Grim pushed the double doors to Rockefeller Plaza open to the nippy cold and almost tripped over a small boy with a drum.
"What the hey, kid!" he let out, losing his cool. Who could blame him? He'd been through a lot.
"I'm a drummer!" Colin grinned through his braces.
"Dat's nice. Please move."
"Wanna hear me play 'Little Drummer Boy' on my drum?"
"Hell no! Get out of the way!"
Colin only shoved his finger up his nose and dug around for a bit until he pulled out a gooey wad of boogers, examined it for a bit and finally licked them off his finger.
Despite the fact Grim had no stomach, he felt he was going to vomit.
That wasn't all, though. Since Colin hadn't yet swallowed the boogers, he took the liberty of chewing them up and blowing a huge bubble as he would to gum.
"Okay, I'm the Grim reaper and even I think that's disgusting!" he sputtered, shielding his eyes.
"I can talk out my butt too!" he insisted, beginning to turn around and bend over.
However, before he could turn around completely, Grim took his sickle and sliced Colin in half.
Vertically.
"Ooo, what's going on?" his left half asked before all the internal organs spilled out of the open side and splattered onto the concrete. The pocket of skin then blew away in a sudden gust of wind. It sailed through the air and was soon thereafter chopped up in the propeller of a passing blimp. The shreds of his body spiraled towards the ground like confetti until a flock of Long Island seagulls swooped down and nabbed the pieces.
Colin's right side, however, remained intact but fell over due to lack of support. Immediately, a pack of wolves attacked the body and devoured it in a matter of seconds before running off in search for more food.
When it seemed as though Colin couldn't possibly be any more mutilated and destroyed, the huge mob of audience members from 'Late Night' stampeded out of the building and trampled over the twitching pieces of Colin's body until there was nothing left but a few traces of skin and two brackets from his braces.
Grim glanced at his watch again before leaving the scene of the accident.
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