-note- READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS! This is me, the REAL authoress. This chapter was not written by me though. Well, I did help out a bit, but almost the entire chappy was written by our beloved Vesta. Rayne was supposed to help out, but, as it says in the beginning of the chapter, she's kind of far away and unavailable to help out. So don't leave me, I'm not leaving the story. ;) It's just this one chapter for fun. So here it is, the fun filled intermission!
Chapter Fifteen – "Intermission"
Vesta: Okays, uhm, Rayne isn't here; she had to visit her Aunt in Seattle so I'm stuck doing this thingy by myself. It is going to be in script form so if you have a problem with that I shall eat thy! Okay, now before you hang up on me I wanna tell ya's 'vat I'm doing. I am going to be interviewing the characters in Winter's story about the progressivenessfullnessnessfull!
Vesta: -in a game show announcer's voice- Okay! Now our first guest is one of my favourites… the authoress herself… WINTER!
-Winter walks in, approaching a fluffy armchair as if she were on Dr. Phil.-
Winter: Hello you all, you look gorgeous, really. Did you dye your hair? It looks fantastic.
Vesta: -coughs-
-Winter snaps back to reality and sits on the chair.-
Winter: Hey!
Vesta: So, Winter, how is the story going… Am I doing a good job?
Winter: -looking at random person in audience- Huh? Oh yeah, fine for both. What time is it Vee, 'cause I have to go!
Vesta: -looks sad that her friend doesn't wish to stay- Oh, okay, well I have other people who I have to interview so yeah. Wells… Bye Winter!
-Winter leaves-
Vesta: Well, ahem, now for our next guests! RAVEEEENN and GAAARRRRFFFIIIEEELLLDDD!
-Gar appears, dragging Raven behind him-
Vesta: HEYY!
-Garfield and Raven sit down in chairs similar to the one Winter was sitting on-
Raven: Why, exactly, are we here?
Vesta: -evil grin- 'Cause I blackmailed both of you with these.
-Vesta holds out pictures. One is of Garfield clipping his toenails and the other is of Raven in a dress-
Raven: Oh. Right.
-Raven snatches the pictures-
Vesta: That's okay; I made copies. So anyway. How do you like being in a fanfiction?
Garfield: -is a little uncomfortable- Uh, it's cool I guess. I mean, all you dudes are pretty cool.
Vesta: First of all, we're not dudes; we're dudettes, but second, thanks! –grins and turns to Raven- How about you, Ravie?
Raven: Never call me that again.
Vesta and Gar: RAVIE!
-Raven becomes majorly angry. She snarls and accumulates angry marks on her head-
-Vesta and Gar, in fear, inch away-
Vesta: Okay you all at home, stay where you are for our next guest… SPEEDY!
-Speedy walks onto the stage confidently and waves randomly at chicks in the audience – he then blows kisses and yells out his phone number, hoping that someone will call it or something-
Vesta: Ew. Gross. Uh, you can sit there.
-Vesta points to a chair which is guarded by Overload, Cinderblock and Plasmus. The chair is not plushy like the other ones; no, it is made of hard steel and covered in automatic chains and shackles.-
-Speedy's eyes grow wide and he screams like a little girl, but, to keep his image up by not running away, he goes and gingerly sits on the chair-
Vesta: Okay, yeah, since Speedy's icky we're not gonna bother with him. So it's time for our next guests. VIIIIICCCCCCCCC AND BEEEEEETTTTTTTTYYYYY!
-Bee and Victor walk out, quarrelling over random things.-
Vic: Yeah? Well it's your fault!
Betty: Me? How is it my fault when you were the one drivin'?
Vic: -looks stumped- Uhm…
-Camera moves to speedy who is being force fed pickles from a ginormous jar-
Vesta: -in a "Monk" tone of voice- Vic. Betty. Let us enjoy each other's company. Nothing will be solved by harsh words, but good, nice ones.
-Everyone else on stage, with the exception of Speedy who is preoccupied by the pickles, stares at Vesta-
Vesta: -in her normal, hyper tone- What? Can't I be Monk? Is it because I'm a girl?
Betty: Yeah, girl, whatevuh.
Vesta: Okay, now for the one person we've all been waiting for!
Random Girl in Audience: DICK!
Vesta: Uh, sorry sweetheart, but no. ACHILLESSS!
-Achilles walks out, back slouched and hands jammed so casually in his pockets that it must have been practiced-
Vesta: -runs to meet Achilles and starts to hang on his arm- Hi Bishi Achilles!
-Achilles moves to where Vesta was seated before on the 'lurv'seat couch-
Achilles: Hey… Vesta.
Vesta: -still hanging on Achilles- Did I ever say sorry for calling you an un-bishi?
Achilles: No.
-Vesta's eyes grow big and tears begin to well up drastically-
Vesta: I-I didn't? OMIGOD! I am so sorry! –goes back to normality- Okay, I did it. Now, Achilles, how does it feel to be my –giggles- Bishi?
Achilles: -looks for the right word- -finds it- Pointless.
-Vesta's eyes get all big and teary again and her lip begins to quiver-
Achilles: -sighs annoyedly-
Vesta: -begins to cry- But I thought you… but you gave me a birdhouse!
Betty: -pats Vesta on the back- Come on, girl, you're doing a great intermission.
-Vesta continues to cry-
Betty: Uh, Quick! Call out Kori and Dick!
Vesta: -sniffles- Okay. K-Kori and D-Dick!
-Out walk Kori and Dick. They sit on chairs like everyone else-
Vesta: -slightly more perky but still shooting Achilles a death glare ever now and then- So, how are you lurv – I mean guys? Hee, hee, hee, hee.
Dick: Um, fine?
-Kori is a bit more enthusiastic than her special some- I mean, Dick-
Kori: I am most excellent! Please tell me, friend Vesta, why are you allowing notorious villains to force feed friend Speedy cucumbers that have been preserved in vinegar and other spices?
Vesta: -shrugs and sweat drops- 'Cause he… uhm… asked me to. Yeah! That's it!
-Gar seems to have something in his throat, because he is coughing vigourously-
-Vesta stepps on the green boy's foot-
Vesta: Okay, now for a commercial break to give me time to eat these idiots. Okay, Gar, you get a six (Winter: -from some random place- NOT SIX!) second head start. One… two…
Announcer Dude: CAN THE TEEN TITANS SAVE RAVEN FROM HER DARK FATE?
WAS TITANSGO DOT NET LYING WHEN THEY SHOWED BB CRYING OVER TERRA? (grrrr. Bitchstick.)
IS TRIGON PICKING HIS WEDGIE IN THAT SEQUENCE? OR DOES IT REMAIN?
IS THERE ANY MILK LEFT IN THE FRIDGE?
Find out the answers to these questions and more in – THE END! PART TWO!
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Announcer who sounds a lot like Gar/BB for some reason: Are you TIRED of eating the SAME THING every night?
Aren't you even a LITTLE UPSET that you're killing A GAZILLION ANIMALS!
Well I have the answer for you.
TOFU! TOFU! TOFU! TOFU! TOFU! TOFU!
Find it, become a vegetarian, and eat tofu!
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Announcer with Italian Accent: Fighting bad guy butt can make you tired and hungry.
But there's always a place where you can go and get a warm slice of pizza.
Or hot, or cold, or with mustard if you like.
COME ON DOWN AND FIND THE SUPERHEROES IN THEIR MOJO!
FREE AUTOGR- I MEAN PIZZA! ALL AROUND!
Except the pizza isn't really free. Just sometimes.
-nervous giggles and sweat drops-
Vesta: Okay everybody! We're back and our time here is almost over. And this is harder than it looks. Boy, I wonder how Winter does this every Thursday!
-Winter pokes her head out from backstage with a big grin on her face-
Winter: I don't! I convince my friends to write them for me! –runs away, still smiling-
-Vesta sweat drops-
Vesta: Erm, okay! Well now we have to take calls from people watching at home! Okay, line one, you're on!
Line One: …
Vesta: Is there anyone there? HELLO!
Line One: … Hi.
Vesta: -rolls her eyes- Hello. So, who are you, whaddya got to say, and how long will you take?
Line One: My name? It's… Jim… And, uhm… Why is Gar restraining Raven? And why does she look so… miffed?
-Camera moves to show, as Jim said, Gar restraining Rae, who is trying to lunge at Vesta-
Vesta: -giggles- Well there was a little bit of a problem during the commercial break and I blackmailed her with a picture of her wearing all pink and laughing.
Line One "Jim": Um… Okay… That's all I guess.
Vesta: So I guess that thy is finished. LINE TWO! YOU'RE –
Line Two: Hiya Dickie Poo!
-Dick hides behind Kori-
Everyone else: …
Line Two: So you beach haired jerk, why didn't I get called on the show? I am SO the lead role in this fanfic! Rich and I are going steady; I'm like, up there!
Everyone else: -is frightened- …
Vesta: -in a whisper to one of the camera men- Cut her, please.
Line Two: Me and Dickie went on a date and –is cut off-
Vesta: -sighs in relief- Well now that we're done with THAT…
Betty: Yeah, uh, Can I go? I have to, uh, do something.
Victor: And I have to help her.
Vesta: -stiffles a giggle- Yeah, sure have…ahem…fun.
Achilles: Yeah, uh, I have to go too. I have to go do something pointless.
Vesta: But you are NOT allowed to go. We have to listen to show tunes and eat… Bagels.
Raven: -who stopped struggling a little while ago- Bagels?
Vesta: Yesh.
Kori: Can Dick and I accompany you in the listening of the tunes of show and eating of Bagels?
-Dick tries to mouth and gesture "NO!" to the redhead but only Vesta sees him-
Vesta: -looking to Dick, then to Kori and smiling evilly- But of COURSE. And Raven and Garfield shall joinith us too.
Raven, Gar, and Dick: What!
Vesta: Yes, you all must comith. Or I shall blackmail all of thee.
All of them: You have nothing!
Vesta: Oh really?
-Vesta pulls out pictures of Dick with ucky hair, Raven wearing orange and burping, and Gar wearing a 'bunneh' suit-
-Raven, Gar, and Dick sweat drop-
Vesta: And you, Bishi Achilles, I have blackmail for you, too.
Achilles: Why do you need to blackmail me?
Vesta: Uhh… Good question. I just do. –pulls out picture of Achilles eating and ice cream cone-
Everyone: Oooh.
Vesta: Woops, wrong picture. Well anyway I have to be done. It's the fourth-oh-July and it would have been smart for Cartoon Network to show Revolution today because it's all patriotic and has ACHILLES in it but noo…
-annoyed and suspecting looks all around-
Vesta: Well you guys have been a great audience! Hope to see you soon! And yeah! Bye!
Kori: Yes, it was a most pleasurable experience!
Achilles: It was pointless.
Vesta: Achilles…
Achilles: Yeah?
Vesta: Shut the hell up, please…
My answers to questions in last chapter:
1. Truth or Dare?
--Go to your review replies and you'll see.
2. There was a man. He got drunk so the bartender wouldn't let him drive home. They called him a cab but before it got there he left. Being as intoxicated as he was, he walked in the middle of the road. He was wearing all black clothes and none of the streetlamps were lit. A car without its headlights on was driving down the road at a fairly alarming speed, but it still slowed down and went around the man. How did the driver see him?
--It was daytime
3. What is your favourite episode?
--How long is forever? or The Beast Within. I've liked a bunch of the Season 4 ones so far but I'm an oldies fan. :-p
4. Um… Do you like show tunes?
--I love 'em. For the most part. They're like all music; some are awesome but some stink.
5. . I heard somewhere (obviously it isn't PROVEN yet. I'm just using it for the sake of this question!) that there will be a kiss in the Teen Titans movie when it comes out. What would you do if you went to see it at the movie theatre and it turned out that the kiss was between Beast Boy and Terra… what would you do?
--Yeps, we all know that it'll be Rob and Star, but according to THIS question my response would be… Nothing drastic, but I would walk out of that theatre, never (okay, maybe not NEVER) watch Teen Titans again, and write DC Comics (or whoever's in charge) a lovely little letter detailing their failure.
Kudos toRose for such a great answer. Lol.
-note- Wells hows all you? Nothing to say…Update next thursday...Here's the review replies!
scathac's warrior: So I dare you to jump up and down and sing a little kids song (from any little kids show, movie, tape/cd etcetera) for a full 30 seconds. muhahaha. :-p Yes, about the kiss, it had better be between Kori and Dickie poo because if it is not then, well, what's the point? (unless it's between bb and rae... hmmm :strokes her lack of beard thoughtfully:) anyways, thanks for reviewing. I know THIS chapter was even more random than the last one buti'll get back to writing next thursday. :-d
Golden-Sama: You get hyper and weird, Mo m'darlin'? Ha. You should see me and Caitlyn when we get our AAA4U and TYL fixes. Haha... but you already know about that so I won't bother you with the details. Actually, Kori's dream was the last thing I wrote. I wrote the rest of the fic really early but Kori's dream I had no idea what to do with until AFTER I wrote the end. Because she went to Dick's room and the evil dude was stealing purses and... umm... yeah... lol. Yes, kinky kangaroos. I was reading this really badly written book (that looked like it would have been interesting but wasnt) and the main character said 'lanky lizards' a lot. So, since I am one of those people who doesn't like to copy what other people say (for the most part, that is) Icame up with a new winter-ism! Kinky kangaroos! Except kinky is my friend richard's word... hmm... I don't know anymore! Well about tracking down David Slack with a spork? I'll come with you and i shall maim him with my foon. (notice: foon. not spork. foon.) Pleeeeeeeeease update? You know you want to. lol. :-d Oh yes. And because you picked dare, I dare you to... unscrew the lightbulb in the nearest lamp and send and email to at least one person with only the phrase "I love lamp" in it. When they ask about it, tell them you haven't the slightest clue what they are talking about.
tidus'luvr: Hehee. I dare you to find out who plays the voice of Achilles in Sisters and find a way to email him. Email him somethingreally intelligent with long words about like... fish or something(no, you cannot say bishi, not until he emails you back then you reply to that)and tell me what he says (if he replies). So I don't really know what to say right now. I'm in a fricken hurry... bloody computer time... mumsy and mike think that i only need an hour. What they don't understand is that a growing teenaged girl needs at least two or three to get her brain into the yummy mushed up state that is normal... or something like that :-p
Pickles12: You've never ever never had a chapter dedicated to youbefore then? Well I'm glad that I got to be the first. :-d Yeps, I read your story, or at least started to (like the first two chapters). I have so little internet time that it isn't even funny. Argh. Okay, so some people think that an hour is quite adequite (i.e. my parents) but I completely disagree with them. So if I'm really slow at finishing your story I'm sorry. :-( Anyways, since you picked truth, here's your question...do you believe in aliens?
xBxMYxJAMESxDEANxcandyclouds: I dare you to email him. You know EXACTLY what I mean so I won't say it. Well I was looking through forums and I found this really great way to explain terra. I'd give you the link but links don't worry on FFN so I'll just give you what the person said: (heehee, I lurv it)
I don't care if she sacrificed herself to save the city, she deserved to be stoned after what she did. First, she comes to the titans and feels she has a new home and she runs away just because she thought BB told Robin her "secret". Her problem with her powers wasn't much of a secret I mean any idiot could see that. Then she comes back to the tower to ask if the spot on the team was still available. Talk about rude, after she ran away like that and hurt our poor BB, I'd tell her to take a hike. Even when she felt confort in her new home, she still had the guts to betray the titans and SHE was mad that BB turned his back on her. Later on, she comes back to destroy the titans one by one in return for the friendship and kindness the titans gave to her. She even made Ra do the most dangerous thing she tries to prevent, her rage to take over. After, she feels so lost and confused all over again and wants the titans to save her and Terra fans think Terra's suddenly a friend again when she sacrifices herself to stop the volcano she acted up. You would've thought after Aftershock, ppl would've developed common sense to know T/BB would never happen. Terra may have learned to control her powers but she never learned to control herself.
Monkey-Fish The Great: Hiya! you're one of the v. few people who got the riddle. Twas daylight out, m'dear. Thanks for the review - I'm glad that there's at least one more bbrae fan out there who despises bbt :-d I hope you keep reading!
Rose: Truth, truth, truth. Oh, I got one! Erm, why aren't the letters on computerkeyboards in alphebetical order? And why don't the notes on a piano go past G in the alphabet? lol. So yeah. I hope you liked the chapter, even though I didn't write it (Kudos to Vesta for her hard :coughcough: (lol) work) and see ya next thursday!