Sorry for the long wait. Here's Chapter 5.
Cartman's POV
Chapter 5
"What do you want to talk about?" Stan decides to walk in my house. "Yeah sure come on in." I close the door. "What do you want Stan?"
"Where's your liquor cabinet?"
"Huh?" I raise an eyebrow. "What makes you think we have a liquor cabinet?"
"I know your lush of a mother has to have one. But if you don't want to tell me I'll find it myself." He begins searching my kitchen until he comes across a small cabinet. "A-ha! Found it!" He opens it up and pulls out a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka and guzzles down about half a bottle.
"Ok, what the hell is this all about? You come to my house, you say you want to talk, you barge in, and go in my liquor cabinet. What's your deal?"
Stan slams the bottle down on the cabinet smashing it to bits. "You want to know what MY deal is?" He asks me slurring. "I deal you what my fucking deal is." He walks over to me. "My deal is you fucking my girlfriend and getting her pregnant! THAT'S WHAT MY DEAL IS!"
"Shh! Keep your voice down. You'll wake up Wendy and she needs her rest."
"Just tell me, why did you do this? Why? Of all the women in South Park, why did you have to sleep with my girlfriend?"
"You shouldn't have left her alone. She was miserable and lonely without you."
"I was away on business!"
"Well if you had of been at home taking care of business…especially in the bedroom she wouldn't have had to turn to me for comfort."
He looks at me in shock. "What the hell do you mean "especially in the bedroom"?"
I snicker. This kid can be so dense sometimes. I guess I have to spell it out for him. "Come on now Stan, you know your sex life wasn't that great. At least from what I heard anyway."
"W-what did you hear?"
"Wendy told me you're not that great in bed. She said that she had to fake all her orgasms."
His eyes start to well up. "Sh-she said that?"
"She sure did. She even told me that the first couple of times you guys had sex you threw up on her."
"She wasn't supposed to tell anyone that…" A tear drops from his eye. I almost feel sorry for his ass.
"Do you honestly think she would keep all that to herself? You know she's told Bebe and all her other little girlfriends."
"I can't believe it…" He wipes his eyes.
"That's not all Stan-"
"Shut up! I don't want to hear anymore!" He covers his ears.
I uncover his ears. "You may want hear this."
He sighs. "Fine, what is it?"
"Well when you went on business, that wasn't the first or only time Wendy and I slept together. And this isn't the first time she's been pregnant."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"We had sex in high school…on prom night. She ended up pregnant then, but neither of us could afford to raise a baby and she didn't want to lose you either so she got an abortion."
"No wonder she wouldn't go to the after prom with me. How could you guys do this?"
"Wendy was ready for sex and you weren't. So she turned to someone who was ready. We had sex so many times after that it wasn't even funny. We fucked like rabbits. Even when you guys started having sex we still continued to do it. I don't think there's a time when we weren't."
"I don't believe you. You have to be making this up. Wendy wouldn't cheat on me like this and not for this long."
"I'm not making it up dude. Wendy never wanted to hurt you. She knows how emotional you can be and she didn't want to break your fragile heart. She cares about you and she might even love you, she just doesn't want to spend the rest of her life with you. I think she's happy about this baby because it made it easier for her to end things with you."
Stan starts crying at this point. "Why Wendy? Why did you do this to me? What about you Cartman? You're supposed to be my friend?"
"I never really liked you that much Marsh. You had the one I always wanted and that's Wendy. I've been in love with her since third grade. But now she's dumped you and she's with me and we're going to be together and raise our baby…TOGETHER!"
Stan finally loses it and punches me in the face. I look at him in shock and try to hit him back, but he grabs my arm. "If you touch me, I swear I will kill you!"
"Whoa, you just attacked me. Do you expect me to just let that go?"
"You brought this on yourself when you decided to sleep with my girl and then rub it in my face!"
"Actually she's your EX girl." I say smirking. He punches me again. This time I hit him back and before we know we're on the ground fighting. Wendy comes out of the room.
"Oh my god!" She screams. "Cartman! Stan! Stop fighting! Please!" We continue fighting and Wendy rushes over to us to stop it. She finally manages to pull Stan off of me. Stan wipes blood off of his mouth. He starts panting.
"This…isn't…over…yet!"
Wendy bends down beside me. "Are you ok baby?"
"Oh yeah I'm fine."
"Your nose is bleeding and you have a few cuts."
"I'm ok."
She looks over at Stan. "Are you ok?"
"I'm ok, thank you." He smiles at her. Wendy smiles, but her smile quickly turns into a frown. She walks over to Stan and slaps him across the face. "What was that for?"
"What the hell are you doing here anyway?"
"I came here to confront Cartman about the baby."
"How did you even know he was the father?"
"Bebe told me."
"She did?"
"Yes, she told me what you didn't have to guts to tell me. Not only did I learn that Cartman was the father, but Cartman also told me that you guys have been having an affair since high school. Is this true?"
Wendy lowers her head.
"Well, is it?"
Wendy's eyes begin to well up, but she still doesn't say anything. I don't like where this is going. Stan grabs Wendy's arms and shakes her. "IS IT?" Ok, this is where I draw the line. I stand in between them.
"Don't fucking put your hands on her! She's pregnant for Christ sake!" I turn to Wendy who is now in tears. "Are you ok babe?" She nods and wipes her eyes. I turn towards Stan. "It's time for you to leave. You've over stayed your welcome."
"I want answers first!"
"You're not going to get them. You've upset Wendy, why don't you use what dignity you have left and leave!"
"Wendy, please tell me, is all that stuff Cartman said true?"
She wipes her eyes again and looks at him. "YES! Yes it's true!"
Stan starts crying again. "But why, I thought you loved me?"
"I do love you Stan, but after a few years I realized I wasn't in love with you."
"Then why did you lead me on for all these years? Why didn't you just dump me?"
"Because I didn't want to see you hurt. I hurt you once in 4th grade and I couldn't do that to you again. Believe it or not I really do care about you and I don't want to see you hurt."
"I'm hurt right now. I'm even more hurt then I was before."
"I just wanted to spare your feelings…"
"Fuck sparing my feelings. You should've been honest with me! I'm a big boy I can handle it."
"You obviously can't handle it or else you wouldn't be carrying on like this." I add in.
"SHUT UP! I think that I deserve some kind of explanation after ten years."
"I'm sorry you had to find all of this out like this." Wendy tells him.
"I bet you are. Well I'm glad I know how you really feel. Thank you Wendy. Thank you for wasting ten years of my life!" He turns to leave, but Wendy stops him.
"Look Stan I'm sorry I just-"
"Save it! I don't want to hear any more of your lies. I hate you!"
"You're just upset, you don't mean that."
"The hell I don't! I fucking hate you bitch! I hope you and this asshole have a nice life together!"
"Oh don't worry we will." I say with a smirk on my face. "Now do us all a favor and get out!" And with that he finally leaves. Out the door and out of our lives forever. Wendy breaks down and I comfort her.
"Why did you tell him?"
"I'm sorry, I just figured if I told him he would understand how we hooked up. I'm really sorry though. You're not mad at me are you?"
"No, he did deserve to know. The person I am mad at is Bebe. How could she reveal my secret after she swore me to secrecy?"
"I'm sure she didn't mean it. It might have slipped out like it did with me."
"Yeah well I'm not letting that bitch get away with this! I'm going to make her pay!"