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Naruto.
Naruto: I would never hug Sasuke
Sasuke: Sure you wouldn't ... cough dobe cough
Me: awwwwww so cute now on with the story!
"NO HOKAGE-SAMA!!!!!! NOT SASUKE!!! NOT SASUKE!!!!!!!!" cried Naruto, kicking and screaming as Hokage-sama pulled him by the arm.
"I thought Sasuke was your best friend. Besides, I'm sure you'll have LOTS of fun together!!"
10 MINUTES LATER...
Sasuke and Naruto have kunais in their hands and are walking around threateningly around the CIRCLE OF DEATH made with stuffed animals. WHICH ARE HAND-ME-DOWNS OF ITACHI!!!
"Have fun, boys! Hatake Kakashi should be here to take you to the park soon!" announced Mrs. Uchiha
Naruto and Sasuke put the kunais swiftly behind their backs. "Oh, we will...!" (Looks spitefully at each other -- )
Naruto and Sasuke are now choking each other and rolling on the floor, while Itachi soon enters the room and stares at his little brother and his friend.
"I'm ... not even gonna ask..." Itachi walks away shaking his head, abruptly stopping halfway. He turns his head shakily back towards the room.
"WH-WH-WH-WH-WHAT!?!?!?!"
He runs back into the room, where Naruto is trying to jab a kunai through Sasuke's head.
"THEY'RE ... MY ... KUNAIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Itachi kicks the two apart and easily snatched the kunais from their weak, little hands. (Death glare to Sasuke )
(A/N: You can imagine the intensity of this death glare, if you know how intense Sasuke's can get )
"WHY .... DO YOU HAVE .... YOUR GRUBBY, LITTLE HANDS ON MY PRECIOUS KUNAIS!?!?!?!"
With such intensity in Itachi's voice, Naruto and Sasuke are forced to the back wall in fear.
"N-N-N-N-Naruto threatened me, awesomely cool big brother Itachi.." says Sasuke, nervously pointing a finger to Naruto, who quivers in anger from the accusation.
"ME!?!?!? WHY.. YOU ... LITTLE .... !!!!!!!! / " Naruto nervously screams at Sasuke. Sasuke ignores him, like always, and says, "P-P-P- Please don't hurt me, great ruler of the Uchiha Clan big brother Itachi!"
Itachi looks evilly at Sasuke. "You little brats better be good. I'm goin' out, and if I find out you've been at my kunais ..."
Sasuke and Naruto shake in fear, hugging closely together, (Note: If they were older, one of them would be dead in a second. You'll learn about this later on! Tee hee! ) scared for their young, innocent lives.
"those kunais will be through your hearts and I'll be laughing maliciously over your mangled, bloody bodies!" Then all of a sudden ...a black aura appears behind Itachi and makes him look VERY, VERY EVIL!
The young Uzamaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke back into the wall ... in the dining room ... many, many, MANY feet from Itachi.
The aura disappears, and he smiles, beginning to put on his flowery cloak. "Thank you for your understanding." Itachi then sighed, in a way that basically said "I've done an awesome job!", and turned around to leave. When ...
"Itachi! I have a strange feeling Kakashi-san will be late. Please take Sasuke-chan and Naruto with you!"
"BUT OKA-SAN.." Itachi yelled in a whiney voice, his mind filling with thoughts of his death.
Sasuke and Naruto heard this, shrinking back to the floor, shaking nervously.
"O-O-Oka-san, we c-can wait for Kakashi-ojisan. Please don't make us go with Itachi-onisan! We'll do anything!" Sasuke asks very shakily, having to get up all his nerve. (At this age, it's not much, mind you.)
"Sorry Sasuke-chan. But I have a meeting to go to," Uchiha-san replied to her four year old son's request, who whimpered at her answer. Naruto clutched to Sasuke in fear.
' Not Itachi ... please....' "N-Naruto... you're touching me.." whined Sasuke, taking the innocent blond-headed boy and FIRING him into the wall. " REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ME!!!" Sasuke brushes the dirt off his shoulder.
"An Uchiha has to look his best."
"Sasuke, honey? What was that noise?" asked Uchiha-san.
Sasuke turned back to Naruto, head stuck through the wall and a dazed look on his face. He stepped infront of Naruto as his mother entered the room.
"Oh, nothing!"
Itachi then walked up to Sasuke, pulling him up by the collar, and revealing the dazed Naruto, still lodged within the wall.
"Don't leave me with these monster children!" he growled in a begging way, pulling Naruto from the wall by the foot and dropping him, head first, on the floor.
"HEY!! MONSTER CH..."
Itachi slammed a heavy foot onto Sasuke's, making him cringe in pain and pull his hands over his mouth jumping up and down, squealing.
Itachi then pointed to the unconscious Naruto, who was now drooling on the floor, screaming; "LOOK WHAT SASUKE DID!!!! HE'S A PSYCHOPATH!!"
Sasuke stopped jumping and gave his brother an icy look. ' Look who's talkin' ..'
"Now Itachi, we both know that Naruto is accident prone. I'm sure Sasuke didn't harm him, did you darling?"
Sasuke hugged Naruto, still drooling, tightly. "N-No! I'd never hurt Naruto! We're best buds!" ' If he's conscious right now, I'll kill him with a kunai...'
Uchiha-san smiled at her son's answer as he smiled, hugging Naruto tighter. Itachi wasn't impressed. Sasuke held Naruto as a human shield between him and Itachi, knowing that his brother would strike as soon as their mother left.
Naruto: I would never hug Sasuke
Sasuke: Sure you wouldn't ... cough dobe cough
Me: awwwwww so cute now on with the story!
"NO HOKAGE-SAMA!!!!!! NOT SASUKE!!! NOT SASUKE!!!!!!!!" cried Naruto, kicking and screaming as Hokage-sama pulled him by the arm.
"I thought Sasuke was your best friend. Besides, I'm sure you'll have LOTS of fun together!!"
10 MINUTES LATER...
Sasuke and Naruto have kunais in their hands and are walking around threateningly around the CIRCLE OF DEATH made with stuffed animals. WHICH ARE HAND-ME-DOWNS OF ITACHI!!!
"Have fun, boys! Hatake Kakashi should be here to take you to the park soon!" announced Mrs. Uchiha
Naruto and Sasuke put the kunais swiftly behind their backs. "Oh, we will...!" (Looks spitefully at each other -- )
Naruto and Sasuke are now choking each other and rolling on the floor, while Itachi soon enters the room and stares at his little brother and his friend.
"I'm ... not even gonna ask..." Itachi walks away shaking his head, abruptly stopping halfway. He turns his head shakily back towards the room.
"WH-WH-WH-WH-WHAT!?!?!?!"
He runs back into the room, where Naruto is trying to jab a kunai through Sasuke's head.
"THEY'RE ... MY ... KUNAIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Itachi kicks the two apart and easily snatched the kunais from their weak, little hands. (Death glare to Sasuke )
(A/N: You can imagine the intensity of this death glare, if you know how intense Sasuke's can get )
"WHY .... DO YOU HAVE .... YOUR GRUBBY, LITTLE HANDS ON MY PRECIOUS KUNAIS!?!?!?!"
With such intensity in Itachi's voice, Naruto and Sasuke are forced to the back wall in fear.
"N-N-N-N-Naruto threatened me, awesomely cool big brother Itachi.." says Sasuke, nervously pointing a finger to Naruto, who quivers in anger from the accusation.
"ME!?!?!? WHY.. YOU ... LITTLE .... !!!!!!!! / " Naruto nervously screams at Sasuke. Sasuke ignores him, like always, and says, "P-P-P- Please don't hurt me, great ruler of the Uchiha Clan big brother Itachi!"
Itachi looks evilly at Sasuke. "You little brats better be good. I'm goin' out, and if I find out you've been at my kunais ..."
Sasuke and Naruto shake in fear, hugging closely together, (Note: If they were older, one of them would be dead in a second. You'll learn about this later on! Tee hee! ) scared for their young, innocent lives.
"those kunais will be through your hearts and I'll be laughing maliciously over your mangled, bloody bodies!" Then all of a sudden ...a black aura appears behind Itachi and makes him look VERY, VERY EVIL!
The young Uzamaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke back into the wall ... in the dining room ... many, many, MANY feet from Itachi.
The aura disappears, and he smiles, beginning to put on his flowery cloak. "Thank you for your understanding." Itachi then sighed, in a way that basically said "I've done an awesome job!", and turned around to leave. When ...
"Itachi! I have a strange feeling Kakashi-san will be late. Please take Sasuke-chan and Naruto with you!"
"BUT OKA-SAN.." Itachi yelled in a whiney voice, his mind filling with thoughts of his death.
Sasuke and Naruto heard this, shrinking back to the floor, shaking nervously.
"O-O-Oka-san, we c-can wait for Kakashi-ojisan. Please don't make us go with Itachi-onisan! We'll do anything!" Sasuke asks very shakily, having to get up all his nerve. (At this age, it's not much, mind you.)
"Sorry Sasuke-chan. But I have a meeting to go to," Uchiha-san replied to her four year old son's request, who whimpered at her answer. Naruto clutched to Sasuke in fear.
' Not Itachi ... please....' "N-Naruto... you're touching me.." whined Sasuke, taking the innocent blond-headed boy and FIRING him into the wall. " REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ME!!!" Sasuke brushes the dirt off his shoulder.
"An Uchiha has to look his best."
"Sasuke, honey? What was that noise?" asked Uchiha-san.
Sasuke turned back to Naruto, head stuck through the wall and a dazed look on his face. He stepped infront of Naruto as his mother entered the room.
"Oh, nothing!"
Itachi then walked up to Sasuke, pulling him up by the collar, and revealing the dazed Naruto, still lodged within the wall.
"Don't leave me with these monster children!" he growled in a begging way, pulling Naruto from the wall by the foot and dropping him, head first, on the floor.
"HEY!! MONSTER CH..."
Itachi slammed a heavy foot onto Sasuke's, making him cringe in pain and pull his hands over his mouth jumping up and down, squealing.
Itachi then pointed to the unconscious Naruto, who was now drooling on the floor, screaming; "LOOK WHAT SASUKE DID!!!! HE'S A PSYCHOPATH!!"
Sasuke stopped jumping and gave his brother an icy look. ' Look who's talkin' ..'
"Now Itachi, we both know that Naruto is accident prone. I'm sure Sasuke didn't harm him, did you darling?"
Sasuke hugged Naruto, still drooling, tightly. "N-No! I'd never hurt Naruto! We're best buds!" ' If he's conscious right now, I'll kill him with a kunai...'
Uchiha-san smiled at her son's answer as he smiled, hugging Naruto tighter. Itachi wasn't impressed. Sasuke held Naruto as a human shield between him and Itachi, knowing that his brother would strike as soon as their mother left.