( Note: Still s-ooooo sorry it took s-ooo long for us to get this chapter up and running.

Anyone else out there who DOES go to school, knows that you have a busy schedule with homework... and assignments... and projects... and camp.... and parties.. eep, forget that one! I didn't say parties! So, anyway, on with the chapter!! , )

" Itachi! Itachi! Itachi!"

Itachi tried to walk down the hall like a NORMAL person, trying to shake his younger brother off his arm.

" Nii-chan, I-ta-chiiii!!" whined Sasuke, holding tightly onto Itachi's arm and was being dragged down the hall. Mind you, this was the FIFTH and FINAL time Itachi would put up with this whining.

" WHAAAAAAAT?!??!"

Losing his patience, Itachi turned around and he completely raised his voice and practically spazzed out at Sasuke, and the quivering Naruto, who was behind him trying to erase all senses of his presence, and to not make Itachi murder him.

" Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! YAY! We want ice cream, Itachi!" declared Sasuke, pointing towards the ceiling.

Naruto looked up to the ceiling, and after a few seconds, tapped Sasuke on the shoulder.

" Ummm... Sasuke-chan? I see no ice cream up there!"

Sasuke turned around to the innocently stupid Naruto, his eyes flaming with anger.

" It's.In.The.Freezer.You.Baka." seethed Sasuke through clenched teeth.

" I can't believe how stupid you are!"

Naruto is now seen sitting in the corner, tracing his finger in a circle.

" "...... Ahhh..... You're mean, Sasuke..."

Sasuke smiled. " P-rrroooud of it!"

He snapped his fingers.

" FINE! Get all the stupid ice cream you idiots want! As long as you don't make a mess, I'm FINE with it!"

" Umm... hey, Itachi?" asked Naruto. " What is with you and the word, Fine? I mean, you've been saying it an awful lot and it's been bolded out!"

" Hey! You get to bold out your words!? That is so not fair! I'm not allowed to bold out my words..." said Sasuke, folding his arms in a pouting way.

( sakuraneoneo: sighs Alright... you win... )

" HAH! Take THAT, ITACHI!!!" said Sasuke, proud of his three bolded out words in one sentance.

" Just... just get out of my sight and make your ice cream! DON'T MAKE A MESS!!"

Itachi stomped down the hall into his room, slamming the door so a picture on the wall fell and broke, then it was heard locking and the sound of Itachi turning on his c.d. player emerged from his room.

" Well, Naruto, let's go make our SUNDAES!!"

Sasuke dragged a depressed Naruto down the stairs by the foot, hearing an ' ow ' every time they went down another step. Also to note, that now, Sasuke was a rich kid, and he had a lot of stairs in his house.

S-oooo... they went down maybe....... fifty to seventy-five stairs.

And by that time, Naruto was MORE than unconscious.

" Mmmmeeeeeeh...... .........."

" Wake up, Naruto! I need help!"

Sasuke, once again, slid across the kitchen floor in his socks. Naruto didn't even bother to use his socks. He just slid across the floor, coming to a rest near the fridge.

" Oww.... ummm..."

Naruto looked up to see Sasuke open a cupboard. Drool came from the corner of his mouth and he clasped his hands together as he saw the cupboard was stacked with endless instant ramen. And Naruto's FAVORITE, at that!

" Ooops. Wrong cupboard."

Sasuke closed it, and then he heard a strange notise from behind him. Naruto was constantly hitting his head off the doorframe, trying to get the image of all that ramen going to waste out of his mind.

" Oh. You saw that, didn't you? W-eeeellll.... maybe I'll be nice..."

Naruto jumped up, a giant smile on his face.

" and..... give you a noodle or two."

Naruto's expression dropped as he fixated into his depressed position. But he wasn't really depressed. He was sceming a plot into how to steal all of the ramen Sasuke's family had.

He lifted his head as he saw Sasuke pull chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, butterscotch sauce, nuts, cherries, whipped cream in an aerosol can, and Smarties out of the other cupboard (and you know, there are a lot of cupboards...) and lay them on the counter.

" Wow! That's a lot of sweet stuff you got there, Sasuke!"

" And there's moree!" he said, with a small glint. " How can you live without all these sugary treats!?"

Naruto paused.

" What? Sasuke? You... like... sugar?"

( A/N: Now remember children, too many sweets are bad for your health! What? Am I saying this?! I can't believe it! Lies, lies, blasphemy! Do not listen to that first sentence! EAT ALL THE SUGAR YOU WANT! throws candy to readers It's all good, my fellow animéniacs!

And remember in the future... Sasuke can not eat sweets!)

" That's not important! Ice cream is!"

Sasuke ran over to the freezer, and stood on a chair, pulling it open and laying on the counter; chocolate, mocha fudge, and vanilla ice cream.

" WHOAAA!! Sasuke, that's a major load of sugar!!"

Sasuke smirked. " Oh, this isn't my sugar stash! This is Itachi's, but he won't mind!"

Itachi raised his head, with his headphones on, narrowing his eyes.

" I sense something is happening to my sugar stash. But... nah....."

" So, let's make sundaes!!"

Feeling revengeful from earlier, Naruto scooped up some ice cream and fired it at Sasuke.

" Na... ru... to..." shivered Sasuke, wiping the vanilla ice cream off his face, all the while, picking up the chocolate syrup hidden from the unknowing Naruto.

" You are DEAD!!"

He raised the bottle, squirting it out all over Naruto's face and clothes.

" No!" (Said in an extremely inportant Arnold Swartzenneger not correct in spelling impression )

" You are the one who is dead, my friend!"


He squirted all the strawberry syrup on Sasuke's face and threw a box of Smarties at him.

" Hey! Leave the Smarties out of this! They did nothing!" said Sasuke, flinging a spoonfull of chocolate ice cream at Naruto.

" Take... that!"

Naruto wiped some strawberry syrup onto his fingers and smeared it in lines on his face, staring at Sasuke evilly.

" This means WAR!"

Sasuke spread the chocolate syrup on his face.

" Oh yes. The game is on!"

They both dove behind a counter, grabbing all the ammunition needed to take each other down before they took cover.

" He's here... I sense him all around me..."

Naruto's eyes suspiciously scanned the room, as he took an ice cream scoop full of vanilla ice cream and turned around, making sure Sasuke wouldn't come up with a sneak attack.

Naruto was hid behind a fort made of Ramen cups and Sasuke was behind A fort made of SMARTIE BOXES!!!!

" I would like to thank Shikamaru for the design. " Sasuke tells the readers who are eager to know how he did it so fast.

" Great to be of service Sasuke. " said Shikamaru who saluted Sasuke before he jumped out the window.

( A/N: Mind you the smartie boxs were plastered together. The Smarties we're eating right now are part of it! )

" Yesss... now, on with the plan..." muttered Sasuke evily, glaring at Naruto's Ramen Fortress.

( A/N: Yes. Naruto called it his Ramen Fortress. If he got hungry, he could eat some of it. But... that won't help... --" )

" How come.. I feel like... I'm being watched...?"

Naruto turned around in his Ramen Fortress to see Sasuke, wearing a ski mask, looming over him with a water gun filled with strawberry syrup, pumping it, getting ready to fire.

" BAAAANNNNNNNNNNZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Reach for the SKY, NARUTO!!"

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke then fires the water gun or should we say... STRAWBERRY SYRUP GUN?! at Naruto, soaking him in the sugary treat which made him look all bloody.

" AAAAHHH! I'M BLEEEEDIIINNGGG!! HEEEEELLLPPP MEEEEEE!!" said Naruto in a helplessly high-pitched, childish voice as he ran around the kitchen, pretending he was actually bleeding.

Sasuke laughed as Naruto slipped on chocolate sauce and fell and cracked his head against the floor though.... his head didn't crack. The floor did.....

" Hey! That wasn't funny Sasuke!"

As Sasuke fell over in laughter, Naruto pushed him across the strawberry/chocolate syrup covered floor and he screamed, slipping into the fridge and coming to a quiet rest against the floor.

" Na-RU-TOOOO!!!"

Sasuke ripped open the cupboard and took out many, many, many plates.

( A/N: Phew. At least his mother isn't home. They're her GOOD plates.... )

" Sasuke d-d-d-d-don't throw those plates.... Even I'm not that stupid... " quivered Naruto, backing off into the wall.

At her house, Sakura was sitting on her bed, when all of a sudden, she lifted her head and looked around the room.

" Hmm? What's this I heard?! Naruto is making fun of Sasuke-chan?!? I AM NOT GONNA STAND FOR THISSSS!!"

" Sakura, honey! Lunch!"

" Ooh. Lunch!"

Sakura ran down the stairs.

" Sakura... you're going to Sasuke's after lunch," her mother told her as she ate.

Sakura nodded, her mouth full of her sandwich.

' Oh boy, is Naruto gonna be dead once I get over there....'

Sasuke growled, holding a plate behind his back like a frisbee, preparing to throw it at a shivering Naruto.

" C-C-C-'mon...... Y-Y-You're not that cruel, Sasuke..."

( A/N: You ask, HOW their rivalry began? Well.. this is how. This is how Sasuke started hating Naruto and he began his cruelty and silence. So.. Sasuke won't be saying much... anymore. Tee-hee. J/K/ That's not true. I'm kidding, just kidding. He's gonna be MORE talkative to everybody... except Naruto, his now sworn enemy... )

"....... "

Sasuke narrowed his eyes into one of his first death glares. ( Mind you, NOT his last! - )

( Blooper: Itachi jumps out with a camera and takes a pic of Sasuke. " Aww.. my little brother's growing up! His first death glare! Mom and Dad are gonna be s-ooo proud...!!!" end. Back to ficitional reality...)

" S-S-S-SASUKE!!!!!! N-OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

A giant SMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! was heard coming from the kitchen. Itachi jumped, ripping his headphones from his c.d. player and making it fall to the floor.

" GHHA! WHAT WAS THAT?!? Oh. Sasuke, and that stupid..... that stupid... thing... Naruto."

Angrily, Itachi stomped down the hall towards the stairs. In the kitchen, the chandelier shook.

" Ummm.... uh..ohhhh...."

Sasuke looked around quickly. Shattered plates were everywhere, ice cream and syrup and Smarties and nuts and cherries and whipped cream and Ramen cups were EVERYWHERE! ITACHI WAS GONNA MURDER THEM! And, oh yeah, I forgot. Naruto was unconscious on the floor with a bleeding head.

( A/N: To the reader who suggested we should have Naruto kill Sasuke.... sorry, we can't do it. And for the readers who WANT Sasuke to kill Naruto... maybe. Sorry. Naruto's too stupid to kill his superior and.... no offence, but he'd SUCK as a hitman. Naruto: So..... you want me to slice you open or stab you to death? Your pick! Arrrgh... dear God....)

Sasuke jumped up and down, trying to think of a plan.

" Why did Shikamaru leave!? We coulda used him RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!"

Itachi was still walking down the hall and thinking to himself ;

' Oh dear God what have they done now? Even if it was Naruto I'm still blaming Sasuke. He lives in this house to and he deserves the blame. Besides..... I'M EVIL!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!'

He walked down the stairs and across the hall, into the kitchen, his eyes closed. ( Not because he's afraid of what he'd find...)

" Alright, you little idiot. What... " Itachi opened his eyes. They grew wide. He stared across the destroyed battlefield that ONCE was their kitchen. Ice cream and syrup of all kinds lay against the walls, floors, counters, and the ceiling, dripping down onto Itachi's hair, smearing against his forehead protector.

Ramen cups were scattered across the floor, some opened with raw noodles stuck in all the creamy, sugary delicacies in the entire room and also, against the shattered plates.

Oh God. Mom.Is.Gonna.Flip.

" Itachi, it wasn't my fault!! Naruto flung ice cream at me and he-he-he-he-he...... I didn't do anything I swear!!" lied Sasuke blaming it on Naruto

" Then why is Naruto unconcious on the ground with his head bleeding an.... OH DEAR GOD SASUKE WHAT DID YOU DO??!?! I leave you alone for TEN MINUTES! TEN MINUTES! And look what you manage to... OH NO! Now you are so dead with Mom! You crushed all of her good plates!"

Itachi picked up all the smashed plates, leaving Naruto in the centre of the floor in a pile of chocolate ice cream.

" We're dead... We're dead... We're dead... We're dead... We're dead... We're dead... We're dead... We're dead... We're dead..."

' He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! '

( H-ey. You wanna find out what happens next? Huh? Do ya? Well... NO! READ THE NEXT CHAPTER! )

P.S: Sorry for the long wait for this chapter...... SORRY!