sakuraneoneo: Yesss... apologies are in order here. Sorry for the trouble weahem- I've caused in not updating.

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: I TOLD HER! I TOLD HER BUT SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN!

sakuraneoneo: Hush up! Anyway, atleast we've got a new chapter. I've been really busy lately, my Science Fair project was due, my Heritage Fair is due next week, as is another Super Sesshy chapter. I apoligize again for what I did.

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: -ahem-

sakuraneoneo: Oh yeaaah... Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan informed me about some e-mails that she received...

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: YEAH!

sakuraneoneo: I said, shove it. Anyway, if you really want another chapter written, I give you permission to e-mail straight to me, sakuraneoneo, who does type these chapters up and uploads them onto fanfiction.

Sesshomaru: That's a really stupid thing to say.

sakuraneoneo: You hush up too, crybaby.

Sesshomaru: I AM NOT!

sakuraneoneo: -mutters- Unstable.

Sesshomaru: ...how much I loathe you, girl...

sakuraneoneo: E-mail is available by, you know, my profile page. Okay then! On with the chapter!

Itachi threw down the impersonation murder weapon that replaced a chainsaw called a Fuma Shuriken and ripped off the hockey mask, throwing it, but alas, it hit against one of many precious, irreplaceable, expensive family heirlooms and smashed it entirely. Sasuke and his " Nin Hero " friends jumped to the right slightly, little eyes widened in shock. They'd gotten yelled at, in a very scarring way mind you, for smashing one and Itachi does nothing?

( Hee-hee, that's the authority you get when you're an evil, threatening older brother that's babysitting. D )

" I'm coming, I'm coming, hold on..." he mumbled underneath his already angered breath, another murder attempt foiled at the hands of something that had never gotten in the way before now.

Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura could let out a sigh of relief, their deaths delayed due to the person at the door who would now be facing the wrath of Itachi. Not them.
Itachi began to utter death threats and curse under his breath, taking a pen from his pocket (Why Itachi would carry a pen around, I wouldn't know) and writing something on his hand.

' Note to Itachi: Rewire the doorbell to Sasuke's bed. If all else fails to eliminate little bother, think of another plan. Heheheh. Evilness is cool. D '

( And yes, he did put that happy face on the end. Hmmm. Is this the side of Itachi nobody knew? )

He arrived at the door, clenching and unclenching his hands as if he was squeezing some stress relieving ball, which he wouldfor atleast a few years after this incident and many, many psychologist appointments.

' Whoever interrupted me this time shall pay the price! I can't get a moment of peace around here to destroy Sasuke and his widdle friends, and nobody seems to understand that! Well it's about time I put my foot down and!'

Itachi threw open the door. The words he was about to let out got caught in his throat and he swallowed them, his ebony eyes widening in... what was this? Fear?

(sakuraneoneo: N-oooooooo! The great Itachi! Feeling... f-f-f... FEAR! AHH! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! RUN! -runs off- Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: ...it's always with her and the apocalypse...-.-")

"...Excuse me, but weren't you the one that was constantly yelling...?"

Before Itachi was a short, slightly dark haired little boy with glasses falling down over his nose glaring up at him... about two Anbu squads of reinforcements behind him.

( gulp )

Itachi blinked his once, and still, widened eyes, the short boy stepping up to him, a genius-like smirk on his face. " And what, may I ask, was the ruckus about?"

Raising a finger, Itachi opened his mouth to speak, a weak smile lining his mouth, but the words still wouldn't come straight.

" W-Well... th-the... w-we... I-I... it's l-l-like... uh..."

He heard something that echoed in his head. It was unmistakeable. The shattering of porcelain. With an incredibly, entirely super evil look in his eye, unseen to the Anbu and the boy due to his turned head.

" Heh. Excuse me for one moment, I'll be right back," he said in an eerily sweet voice that could send chills down the spine of those who couldn't imagine Itachi saying something like that, before closing the door and diving back up the stairs.

" WHAT THE H...!"

Sasuke and Naruto were rolling around on the floor, Sasuke's tiny hands around Naruto's neck and Naruto's around Sasuke's. Sakura had a violent look in her eyes, punching her fist in the air, cheering Sasuke on.

" Come on Sasuke! Kill him! Kill him now!"

Itachi looked around. The hallway was filled with shattered porcelain, glass, picture frames, and more.

" ALRIGHT! THAT IS IT YOU THREE!"

Sasuke and Naruto stopped, blinking their ebony and azure eyes in harmony, looking at Itachi. Sakura froze in place, also looking to Itachi. He raised one arm, pointing down the hallway.

" Two of you. Down. the. hall. in. Sasuke's. room. NOW!"

Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke were about to scramble down. Naruto and Sakura were the only lucky ones to get away from Itachi's evilly cold grip. Sasuke gulped, feeling his aniki's hand grip the back of his collar.
He turned around, a weak smile gracing his face, letting out a weak laugh.

" Heh... heh-heh... Itachi... heh..."

' I don't like that look in his eyes! He's gonna kill me, I know he's gonna kill me!' thought Sasuke, while his outside tried to stay as calm as possible, though his mind wanted him to run screaming like a little girl.

(sakuraneoneo: KILL HIM ITACHI-SAMA! Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: NO! -hits with heavy book- sakuraneoneo: Heh... -dizzy- lookit... the ... pwetty colours... neeeh.. -falls over-)

Itachi dragged his little brother down the stairs behind him, growling at him lightly. " You will listen to everything I say, and agree with everything I say, if you don't want Mother and Father to know who broke all the things in that hallway!"

Sasuke gulped lightly, raising a finger. " I... I agree to follow your orders..."

Pushing Sasuke forward on his feet upon reaching the bottom of the stairs, Itachi grimaced as Sasuke came (nearly) face to face with the short boy who had confronted his elder brother earlier.

Sasuke narrowed his dark eyes, folding his arms. " Shikamaru... what do you want?" His eyes raised slightly. "...and why do you have Anbu squads...?" he asked in a slightly shivered voice, backing up into Itachi, who just pushed him forward again.

sakuraneoneo: Okay, I'm just gonna leave it here! I promise I can try to be fast with the next chapter! I'm a pretty quick typer you know

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: Slow for chapter updates.

sakuraneoneo: -growls- Shows what you know!

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: I stand with what I just said.

sakuraneoneo: Pffft. Fine, stand with it.

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: I will.

sakuraneoneo: Good.

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: Fine.

sakuraneoneo: Whatever.

Sesshomaru: Uh... -raises finger- shouldn't you two be

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan/sakuraneoneo: SHUT UP! -continues to argue-

Sesshomaru: -sweatdrop- Ehh... -blink- ookay... then...

/argue argue argue/

Sesshomaru: -growl- This has gone on long enough.

Sasuke: -presses shock collar button- He means, ending this now. In a threatening way, he says, read and review or die, but I don't think that's what...

sakuraneoneo: ... why don't you!

Sasuke/Sesshomaru: -sweatdrop- ...And we're out... -sigh-