Katra is back in business. Well back in black if you listen to the title. No the title doesn't mean me. It means Yggdrasill! Yes, this is a continuation of the first chapter. With loads of begging and pleading, I've continued, and from a few words of advice from my Warrior Friends; Tri, Mithos, Rin, and my apprentice Bluepaw (Kutos!) I have some ideas! And also my friends Gohan and Michelle and Autumn. Everyone inspires me! Yesh and Andrea!
Ok I suggest before you read this you shut the door and sit in a room far away from the world. You might experience sudden urges of laughter, trouble breathing, and from laughing violent urges to go to the bathroom. Erm enjoy?
Nall: To be brutally honest Katra, why the heck do you rant so much.
Katra: It's to show my respect where respect is needed. :nodd:
Nall: Whatever you call it, it's useless crap.
Katra: Fine then! And this contains many spoilers, so if you haven't completed the game, DO NOT READ, unless you're like my friend, Michelle, who always reads spoilers…
Yggdrasill's Dance Party
Back in Black
Seeing his true love leave the party, Yggdrasill scampered over to a big red flashy button in the corner and poked it. Suddenly bars appeared over the doors and windows. More disco balls appeared, and a huge dance floor covered the ground.
Kratos stood horror stricken, from being stuck in a base with his son, his enemy, and a dancing frenzy, mad man.
"I have a feeling we are stuck in here," Lloyd spoke lowering his head in annoyance. Colette frowned also and sat down in a chair against a wall that said 'Wall Flowers, Babe!'.
"Lloyd, if we work together we can get out of this mess," Whispered Kratos nervously. Lloyd nodded, but Zelos had a sudden violent expression.
"Nu-uh, I am not working with you, or hanging out with you again. Nope, you can keep your gay gestures to yourself," Zelos warned wagging a finger at Kratos.'
"The only one here who is gay is Yggdrasill," Sheena corrected Zelos.
"I feel like we are in an Austin Powers movie," Yuan spoke suddenly from behind the punch bowl.
"You watch Austin Powers?" Lloyd asked. Yuan gave a shifty glance.
"Possibly, once or twice." Yuan replied uneasily. He stroked his chin then glanced at Lloyd with an annoyed, threatening look.
"Right," Lloyd spoke. He shrugged and looked around, trying to find a way out of this hell.
"Listen up! We're going to slow it down now, so pick a partner and dance all night.. or else," Yggdrasill added clicking a hidden button and random Desians with pointy spears popped out of the floor like in Charlie in The chocolate Factory.
"…" Sheena starred blankly and her eyes darted around the room. Find a dance partner quick before zelos- But before she could finish, Zelos had grabbed her by the hands and yelled out,
"Dibs on Sheena!"
Lloyd looked around and found Colette's eyes. He smiled softly and he walked up over to her. Regal went with Raine, Genis with Presea, leaving Yggdrasill, Kratos, and Yuan.
Yuan almost spewed punch all over Kratos when he heard Yggdrasill's orders. Actually, he did spew it over Kratos.
"….Augh!" Kratos complained unsheathing his sword. Yuan glared at him with no forgiveness.
"Suck it up," Yuan snarled back. He crossed his arms and walked behind the punch bowl, trying to avoid the wandering Desians with the point speaks.
"… I'm going to hate myself for this," Kratos mumbled walking over to Yuan. Yuan gave him the 'What-the-hell-are-you-doing-you-damn-fool' look. Kratos shook his head in despair as he pointed to the others. Yuan, thoroughly in shock now, jammed his elbow against the punch bowl knocking it all over Kratos. That's 10 quarts of fruit punch…
"heh, Kratos had an accident," Genis teased, Presea sighed and shook her head.
"I guess that leaves you and me, Yuie," A voice spoke behind Yuan. Yuan jumped up in the air, almost having another heart attack, for the second time today. Behind him was Yggdrasill, in a pink tux? Uh huh…
"….No fucking way," Yuan spoke backing into the crowd. Lloyd glanced over from Colette to Yuan.
"What's wrong with you?" Lloyd asked. With a shifty glance, Yuan spoke under his breath.
"You've never been hunted by a gay man, have you?" He spoke bitterly. Lloyd gave a shrug.
"I wouldn't say that entirely," And with that Colette and him danced off into the deeper part of the dance floor.
"Heh, Mr. High and Mighty can't find a dance partner," Zelos chimed from behind him, as Sheena and him danced over. Yuan glanced at them.
"Don't think I'm enjoying this," Complained Sheena who starred at the Desians', armed, with a bit of fear.
"heh, sure thing, my voluptuous hunny," Zelos grinned. Yuan glared at him with dis-pleasure.
"Sure I can find a dance partner," He replied coldly. Honestly, there was no one other than Yggdrasill left.
"That's why you're hiding in the dancing? Go over to the Wall Flowers seats," Zelos commanded, holding back a laugh. Sheena sighed and looked like she wanted to kick Zelos where it hurt.
"oh Yuie!" Shrieked Yggdrasill from the other side of the base. Just hearing that voice made little kids cry for their mommies, and birds fly into windows, and gay men turn even gayer….
"Don't step on me, god damnit," A voice came from on the ground. Yuan stopped walking and noticed Kratos, laying on the floor, in an elf suit.
"What may I ask, in the goddess martel are you doing!" Yuan yelled as Lloyd glanced down at his father in horror.
"Hiding from Yggdrasill, so please quiet down," Kratos commanded covering his ears. Rolling his eyes, Yuan shrugged.
"Right, wearing an elf outfit it really going to make you fit in," Yuan spoke sharply. "Anyways, he doesn't want you," Yuan said bitterly. After Yuan had said that, Kratos stood up and wiped a sweat drop off his face.
"And all this time," He muttered snapping a finger and was wearing his usual lilac clothes.
"You've got issues," Yuan replied, angrily.
"Right, you're the one who spelt punch on me, not once, not twice, but three times!" Kratos complained.
"Four times if you're counting that one time in the mental hospital," Yuan spoke in distant thoughts.
"I was never in a mental hospital…" Kratos replied slowly.
"Oh, and I could have SWORN it was you," Yuan spoke, with a hint of evil in his voice. Kratos frowned.
"Yuan, shut up and look," Kratos spoke pointing to something in the corner. There in the corner, sat the one, the only… DREW CAREY!
"Drew… Carey?" Yuan spoke, sweating uneasily.
"I love his shows," Kratos said admiring.
"Why did Drew Carey come to YGGDRASILL'S party?" Yuan asked watching the tv sitcom host sit in the corner twiddling his thumbs.
"Proabbly got him on crack," Kratos observed.
"No, I think you're the one on crack," Yuan spoke in a cough.
"Want some DELICIOUS ant guts?" Genis spoke walking up to the two seraphims. Yuan's eyes bugged out, hehe get it, BUGGED, when he saw the squished ants in Genis' hands.
"I'll pass," Kratos spoke in disgust.
"Damnit," Genis spoke he began to walk over to Lloyd, "And we were this close to turning them gay," He spoke in a laugh.
"I'm never eating food again," Yuan spoke holding his head.
"Lloyd, we did you want us to eat that?" Kratos spoke glancing over. Lloyd didn't respond, but danced into the crowd with Colette.
"Welcome to Who's Line Is it Anyways!" Drew Carey suddenly hollered standing up. The theme song played throughout the base and he walked over to the other corner, which oddly looked like a stage. He Pointed to Yuan and Kratos.
"What did I ever do to deserve this," Muttered Yuan angrily, thinking of something to get back at everyone for this hell 'filled night.
"Welcome to the show. So what are your names? Freshly and Cut?" Drew carey spoke standing at the pillar thing with a stack of cards. Sudden laughter, that seemed to come from no where, filled the base. Kratos frowned.
"I am Kratos Aurion, and this is-" He began but Yuan kicked him in the shin.
"I can speak for my own damn self," He whispered as Kratos held his shin and toppled over, losing balance.
"It's the new dawning of Humpty Dumpty!" Drew Carey laughed. Yuan starred blankly at the odd, joke was it?
"And just who the hell is that," Yuan spoke watching Kratos roll across the floor in pain.
"Your Mother!" Drew Carey yelled as the audience, although there wasn't one, busted into laughter.
"…." Yuan starred blankly, thinking of a way to torture Drew Carey. Evil thoughts, yes evil…
"Help me up," Kratos groaned, still holding his shin as he rolled on stage. Yuan glanced down.
"I didn't kick you that hard!" Yuan complained bitterly.
"That was my bad knee!" Kratos hollered in pain. Yuan starred with confusion.
"Since when was it your 'bad' knee?" Yuan asked.
"Uh… Long story," Kratos spoke squinting.
"Oh! Story, eh? Let's here it!" Drew Carey yelled as clapping arose.
"I'd like to know also," Yuan replied with an evil smirk.
"Let's just say I got drunk one night," Kratos spoke almost in a whisper. Yuan starred at his former comrade.
"You? Drunk! Ha! I find it hard believing that," Yuan replied. Drew Carey busted a gut, seriously, he was on the floor, bleeding to death.
"Just help me up," Kratos spoke. Yuan, regretfully helped Kratos to his feet, then left the stage, watching Drew Carey suffer! Mwahahah!
"Kratos, Yuan you're back!" Sheena spoke, finally getting away from Zelos. Kratos brushed dust off his sleeve.
"Why do you care?" Yuan asked coldly. Kratos didn't pay to much attention.
"Yggdrasill, has a hoard of aliens with him and they're all making us into lifeless dance zombies!" Sheena yelled.
"That's right, babe!"
Author's Note:
Finally, a place to end. Was it as good as the first chapter? I ran out of ideas then just started thinking of some during dinner. Please Review and tell me what you thought about it. I also apologize for ANY typos. I read through it but couldn't find any, so sorry. Please Review, again and I'll continue :grin: