sakuraneoneo: ...You're all gonna flip at me too, for doing this aren't you? Yeah, it's MY fault that the fic wasn't updated in like FOREVER! So if you're to blame anyone, blame me, okay? Okay!
Anyways, yeah, if you feel the need that you need to push me to get another chapter, " threatening " e-mails are ALWAYS the answer! ...well.. not those kind. I'm talking less intense...

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: I'll do something if you want me t--

sakuraneoneo: Nope.

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: ...

Great. Just great.
As if Itachi was bad enough, our little nin-heroes forgot the one catch to the day.
Kakashi.
Shortly after the ANBU squad investigation pulled out by Shikamaru, who had been so rudely awakened many times by the antics... more like death threats... pulled by Itachi against them, they'd been informed that a certain ANBU member by the name of Hatake Kakashi would soon be taking over for Itachi.
Reaction: loud.

" WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOO!" the three protested at the top of their lungs, shaking their heads.

" NOT KAKASHII!" cried Sakura.
" NOT HIM!" Naruto pouted.
" HE'S WORSE THAN IT--" Sasuke began, but he was silenced by Itachi glaring at him.

" Alright, so now that you're done complaining, he is gonna be babysitting you little monsters for a whi--"
" N-"
" SHUT UP BEFORE YOU EVEN START!"

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke quieted themselves. Itachi took a deep breath then sighed.
" He's gonna be watching you little monsters for a while. I have things to do."

Sasuke stepped forward. " But M--"

Itachi smirked. " Don't care what she said. He's taking you for a while. I have plans with Kisame, Deidara and Sasori."

Sasuke shivered at the name ' Deidara'. He was just s-oooo CREEPY.
Naruto and Sakura just stood there, dumbfounded, not knowing who the three Itachi had mentioned were.

(sakuraneoneo: ...Is Deidara even a guy or a GIRL? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GENDER CONFUSION! T-T
Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: HE'S A GUY! Baka…. –slaps forehead-)

" Yeah, when you're supposed to be babysitting us, you go out with THEM!"

Itachi smirked. " Nope. They're coming here."

Very bad move by Itachi indeed. Saying that Deidara, the one that was OBSESSED (I stress the word obsessed) with blowing things up, was going to be within FIVE FEET of Sasuke.

(Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: NO SASUKE, RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAY!
sakuraneoneo: I should make him kill Sasuke. –nods-)

And then there was the fact of Kakashi…..

" YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!"
" Yes I can…. Because I'm evil," said Itachi, speaking the last part under his breath.

" B-B…" Sasuke stuttered not able to finish.
Naruto slammed his foot against the floor. " WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"
In an anger fit, he pushed his fist in the air. ..At the wrong moment, because Itachi just happened to be RIGHT over him, so his fist got him right in the face.
Uh-oh.

Naruto laughed weakly, taking a step back. "…A-Anybody needs me, I.. I'll be hiding in a place of undisclosed location!" he said before running off as fast as his little legs could take him.

Sasuke looked at Itachi's face, which looked filled with bloody murderous intent at that moment. He gulped, turning tail and running after Naruto, Sakura fast on his tail, right behind him.

Time to make friends with the closet for a few hours!

Itachi clenched his fists, his eyes going the bloody crimson red that he'd later always be seen with.
' I don't care, they're all gonna die n—'
Who didn't see it coming?
The doorbell rang.

Itachi's eyes went back an ebony black as he headed towards the door.
But as he went to get to the door, he slipped, fell, and just as it happened, Kisame was opening the door which hit Itachi VERY hard on the head.

Kisame gulped and saw what he had done. Woops. " Kisame is VERY VERY sorry Itachi-san, don't kill Kisame," he pleaded in a fake voice.
Right.
Like Itachi could kill him. Like he'd EVER call him Itachi-san. That was a joke.

(sakuraneoneo: And ENTER the Akatsuki people! WOOT!)

Sasori, who had a sock puppet on his hand at the time, popped the sock puppet around the edge of the doorway, leaning against the wall.
" Sasori says h-iiiiii to Itachiii!" he spoke out in a very childish, high-pitched voice.
Itachi quickly countered by taking the sock puppet and throwing it on the ground.
Deidara set it on fire.

Deidara poked his head in after setting the puppet on fire, Sasori crying about it next to him. He looked at Itachi, his lip stuck out in a pouting kinda way
" Awwww that would have been s-ooooo much better with a explosion!" he whined.

" Yeah, well, you're not GETTING an explosion." Itachi shook his head. " Not until I set you on Sasuke, Deidara."

Deidara laughed in a maniacal of way, rubbing his hands together.
" Goood…. Good…… Deidara like his explosions…" he said in a dark, evil voice.

Inside the closet, which they were making friends with, Sasuke shuddered, rubbing his arms gently.
"I-I… don't like this feeling, guys…" he muttered.
Naruto raised a pointed finger. " There's a coat touching your arm."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes. " I know that you idiot."
" Well you said you didn't like the feeling!" Naruto pointed out in a loud voice.
Of course, loud always gets attention. A.k.a at this point in time; Deidara.

" My, my, my little vict—I mean, precious sweet little children!" he said, quickly fixing his words halfway through.
The three stared at him with open mouths and wide eyes. "…That's Deidara, huh..?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke nodded, and without another thought, Sakura stood up and walked infront of him. " Leave Sasuke-kun alone!" she said, stomping on his foot as hard as she could at that age. (Might not be a lot, b-utt…….) It made Deidara step back.

" …I should explode you for that!"

" YAY EXPLOSIONS!" Naruto cheered. Deidara looked at him as if he was gaining a new sidekick. Sakura; in sheer horror. Sasuke; like he'd beat the hell out of him if he didn't shut up.

Naruto lowered his hand. " ….I.. I mean… boo, explosions…." He said weakly. Deidara's mouth dropped open.
" You can't SAY that! You're DEAD now!"
Just as he was about to light the fuse and explode them all, Sasori popped out with more sock puppets.

" Deidara shouldn't light fire to things inside," he spoke through one in a low voice.
" No Deidara shouldn't!" he spoke with the other in a high-voice.

Naruto just sat there and clapped his hands in an amused way. " You're so COOL!"
" Naruto…" Sasuke hissed. " don't make friends with them."

" Sasori's left hand doesn't like Sasuke's attitude," Sasori spoke up, making the puppet bite onto Sasuke's head. " He's gonna eat Sasuke now!"

Sasuke growled and pulled the sock puppet from his hand, throwing it on the floor, stepping on it. " No way in HELL!"

Sasori outreached his right hand. " Sasuke shouldn't be talking like that. Sasori's right hand should punish Sas—"
On cue, without notice, Deidara slipped a firecracker into the sock puppet's mouth, also known as Sasori's fingers.
" Punish all you will," he said, whistling and looking away.
Sasuke saw the firecracker. As did Naruto. Sakura wasn't really paying attention.
Naruto grinned a foxy little grin. "EXPLOSION! BOOM!" he cheered as it went off, setting off a smoke alarm or two.

(sakuraneoneo: ….WELL THEY HAVE THEM NOW!
Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: -hits head continuously off wall- Damn Sakura, damn Akatsuki, damn EVERYTHING!
sakuraneoneo: -takes a sock puppet- Shouldn't be talking like that, dammit!)

The water drenched EVERYTHING, making it all wet.
(sakuraneoneo: Well DUH! …it's water. I don't even know what I'm TYPING!)

Of course, Itachi didn't seem too pleased about this either at all. I mean, of course, the entire house just got SOAKEN, everything in the hallways.
(Might I remind you of the precious family heirlooms?)

But just more awaited as the hours passed. More than Itachi could think of handling.

Sakuraneoneo: FINALLY! -throws confetti- ..and please, remember what I noted about the "threatening" e-mails. "

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan: Yeah Whatever she means –can't remember-

Sasuke: -looks to Sesshomaru- You gonna say it this time or me?

sakuraneoneo: Who cares! Par-TAY!

Sasuke: Fine See the small purple Button Press the purple and Review Please.

Uchiha Sasuke Sharingan : 0o"" Scary

sakuraneoneo: IT'S NOT PURPLE! …it's more of an off violet. XD

Sasuke: Shut up! Just read and review ,or. you. DIE! –eyes go bloody crimson red-

sakuraneoneo: Oo.. I take a nicer approach… r&r pweasies and thankies! See ya next chapter! (I PROMISE there will be one, I SWEAR!)