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A/N: Second installment! Woo and hoo!
My Snape muse has been kicking me all week and I have no choice but to obey him.
Snape: That's right, NO CHOICE!
Me: I thought we weren't going to talk about our sex life in public, but since you started it, he has the best co..
Snape: STOP THAT! Tackles and maims authoress
Me: Owwww, enjoy!
Chapter 2: Deli Day
Professor Severus Snape billowed down the corridors of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Students scurried out of his way, in fear of him docking points for breathing too loudly.
He headed towards the office of Professor McGonagall, he had an appointment for their weekly tea.
As he neared the door he heard voices within and stopped at the door, listening.
"My goodness Professor, I didn't know they came this big!" the distinct voice of Gryffindor Know-it-all Hermione Granger came through the door. He gave an involuntary sneer, even as his curiosity peaked.
"Yes you can barely fit the whole thing in your mouth, but it's so worth it!" came the voice of his colleague.
"What if I just nibbled and licked at the whole length?"
"Good idea, but I like taking the whole thing in my mouth at once, improves the experience."
By now Snape's mouth had dropped to the floor. 'Do I even want to know what's going on in there?' But as bad as the image may have been, he had to see for himself just what was passing between the two Gryffindor women.
He summoned his courage and threw open the door with a cry of "What's going on in here?"
Hermione and McGonagall looked up in surprise. They were each holding foot long pickles and platters of corned beef and pastrami sandwiches lay about them.
It was Deli Day.