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Jimmy was smiling on his way back home to the lab. All that working out had paid off. He got a home run! Well, ok, so the left fielder dropped the ball and tripped over it, but still! He suddenly remembered that he should check that E-mail he received from Sheen. He entered his lab and checked his computer.

Let's see, free Viagra, have only six periods a year, you've won a million dollars, MY GOD JIMMY PLEASE READ THIS! Well, I guess that's Sheen's.

Jimmy opened the E-mail and scrolled down. He couldn't believe what it said.

Dear Jimmy, I've got bad news. Cindy's been kidnapped! It happened last night. The police say some snuck through her window and took her outside. They can't find any DNA or anything. There was no ransom note or anything. We all thought she had snuck out at first, but then we saw the broken window. The police have no idea what to do. Please write back!

P.S. I got a new Ultralord action figure, it's so cool!

Jimmy's jaw dropped. Cindy was kidnapped! He couldn't believe it. As if that weren't enough, the Retroville Police were the only ones on the job! Dear Lord, it took them five months to realize the guy vandalizing trash cans was a raccoon! They needed his help!

Wow, I get to save Cindy and it wasn't my fault to begin with. That's strange. Oh well, to Retroville!

Jimmy put all the detective stuff he had in his hypercube and prepared his rocket for liftoff. He could be in Retroville in less than an hour.

"Goddard! Activate self-hologram!"

"Bark bark!"

Jimmy checked his monitor and saw himself walking around his room. That should fool mom and dad for a few hours. With his hologram in place, he jumped in his rocket and blasted off. He was excited to see his old friends again, but he wished it could be under better circumstances.